Henry "Fonz" Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.

The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD 

"Involve me and I learn." Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms' plight? Henry "Fonz" Winkler.  

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD 

Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD 

Dems' masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD 

Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? "Generational wealth."

The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD 

Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on. 

The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD 

We're spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD 

Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society's setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD 

Defending Lindsey Graham's character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that "based"? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). "Take no heed unto all words that are spoken." -Ecclesiastes 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 AD 

Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid's friends? "Godfather" influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don't go to MAID.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 AD 

Don't be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now. 

The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 AD 

It's a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 AD 

Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don't underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 AD 

Shepard Fairey. Graham Platner. US-Israel latest poll. Our Greatest President & Our Future President: Real guys. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 7, 2026 AD 

Trump's call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called "Xenophobe." "Marginalized" group (Hake's word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history. 

The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 AD

CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to "reshape" America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store "quiet hours." 

The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD 

Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don't besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 AD 

Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD 

Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What's its purpose? "Epstein nietspe" joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD

The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society.

The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD 

Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988's LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times "communism" post. Word of God, a "two-edged sword." 

The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD 

Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, "banned" by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah's descendent. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD 

Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians' interesting takes on society and marriage. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD 

Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn't Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans' best friend. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD 

Pondering diversity's drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda? 

The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD 

Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama's comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water.

The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD