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"Separation of Church and State": Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: "Sissy talk!"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 18, 2026 AD
Biden's job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, "towering" figure, per CNN!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 AD
"Conservative" Obama voter, OK with "same-sex marriage," rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans "parent," Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler than moon shade.
The Hake Report, Monday, February 16, 2026 AD
Black "Conservative"? SAVE Act: "Call your Senators." Trump, King of the Jungle! "Latinos are better than whites." Epstein hype believer. "Activist judge" doubter.
The Hake Report, Friday, February 13, 2026 AD
Black History Month is boomer bait: Undue credit and blame. Did Revelation happen? Courts usher in communism. "Evolution is obviously false." Don't be a hater.
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 12, 2026 AD
Trump, father of the country, let mama take the kids. Caller convo: Detroit's destruction. Who's "fixated"? Was one "created to serve" another?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 AD
Mothers blame social media. Lenient judge, rude convict. Epstein's voice, 2019! Unchristian morality. Conservatism? Bad Bunny's divisive Halftime show?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 10, 2026 AD
Everybody talking about Bad Bunny's Spanish-language Halftime show. No justice in America: Court bias, Left-wing uprising, Kirk and Rockwell. Can't hear the truth FROM YOU!
The Hake Report, Monday, February 9, 2026 AD
GUEST: Crishaun the Don going to war with Groypers! MLK smiled at Mahalia Jackson's "Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho." No such thing as "your logic"!
The Hake Report, Friday, February 6, 2026 AD
Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent's seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who's worse: Epstein or Muhammad?
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 5, 2026 AD
Sean Grayson, political prisoner? Callers discuss: Whose country is America? "Conservative" Obama voter? Who is the biggest problem?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 AD
Sean Grayson deserve 20 years? FE: curved water? 1870s black inventions. Is a 13yo innocent?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 AD
Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character?
The Hake Report, Monday, February 2, 2026 AD
Unmask & bodycam ICE? "Free Luigi"? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It's OK not to have an opinion or watch the Alex Pretti video. FE further debunked!
The Hake Report, Friday, January 30, 2026 AD
Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?
The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD
Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 AD
Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 27, 2026 AD
RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their "good ones," based on judgment. Some people want hate!
The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD
Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. "Can't we all just get along?" 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest vs J6: Which was worse?
The Hake Report, Friday, January 23, 2026 AD
Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what's right? Immigration's effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning?
The Hake Report, Thursday, January 22, 2026 AD
Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 AD
Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday's fiery caller Mark.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 20, 2026 AD
Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark "The Legend" calls on MLK Day!
The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD
Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump's gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good.
The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD
Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start "no-snitch culture"? Scott Adams' viral statements. John Adams spelled it "Koran"!
The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD
The Hake Report, Thursday, February 19, 2026 AD