Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn't died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD 

Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD 

Trump "pocket rescission" on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. "Activist judges" stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders "anti-white" ad? Nolan Wells and people's racial bias & suspicion. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD 

Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship? 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD 

Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don't hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans. 

The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD 

"Knowledge is poison." AI to take jobs from spoiled employees? Communism's appeal: Free dental. Relationship advice from Genesis?! "The ick" is real. Tyler Robinson vs Mormon values. Gaza school fyi. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, September 24, 2026 AD 

I take breaks and lay on the couch. How's Iran war going? The Father is greater than Jesus; so is Jesus God? AI aka Super Intelligence? Many health & fitness tips for Hake. Midterms: Anyone exciting? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 AD 

Mask-off for Jesus? Explain fall, flat earthers! No evidence of "stand down" on Oct 7! Uncertain? Don't try to figure out the truth. Losing vision, healing. Trump's radical disagreement with the Fed. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 22, 2026 AD 

I'm very rusty! Lindsay Clancy: criminally responsible, but not spiritually? Stories of anger as a kid. Netherlands' Alfredo Goeloe didn't steal fatbike. FE memes: Sun, atmosphere. Trump–Iran unwise? 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 21, 2026 AD 

NO HAKE AGAIN, since Tuesday, September 8, 2026 AD 🚫

Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD 

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says "Mexico." Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD 

Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs' valid use. Happy bday, Jake!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD 

Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why's Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells.

The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD

Henry "Fonz" Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.

The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD 

"Involve me and I learn." Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms' plight? Henry "Fonz" Winkler.  

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD 

Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD 

Dems' masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD 

Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? "Generational wealth."

The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD