NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! "THE" crime statistic, per good-at-math caller? 

The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD 

Rocket deniers: God said don't go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD 

People have no love. "Know" about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! "Chopped," good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: "Controversial" 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD 

Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y'all never talk about CWP's (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD 

Human rights for "migrants" vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects. 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD 

We don't mean harm talking about y'all! But y'all are offended, talking about us! Hake's Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate! 

The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD 

More shrill voices on Trump's Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, "The sky is falling!" Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn't pay?! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD 

Don't worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD 

Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake's Israel-Iran "epistemology" gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD 

News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump's next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo'd from the 60s.

The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD 

Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: "Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?" IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD 

Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana "Forget Trump" Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD 

Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD 

Identity is an idol. Jesus' color is a silly argument. Muslims' false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson's "celebration of life" turned to political griping! "DEI" fact check from Marc Lamont Hill. 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 16, 2026 AD

Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more "into" race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?

The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD 

Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel's eyes. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD 

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD 

History with no agenda? "Jesus was a POC." Isn't it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? "No other President" can do what Trump does! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD 

History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: "monkey on your back!" Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please? 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD 

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union "thug"? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) 

The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD 

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD 

Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who's worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad's water miracle. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD 

Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD 

Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). "Iraq 2.0"? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD 

Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? "One on Christ"? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… 

The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD