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Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don't besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 AD
Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD
Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What's its purpose? "Epstein nietspe" joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD
The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society.
The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD
Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988's LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times "communism" post. Word of God, a "two-edged sword."
The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD
Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, "banned" by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah's descendent.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD
Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians' interesting takes on society and marriage.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD
Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn't Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans' best friend.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD
Pondering diversity's drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda?
The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD
Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama's comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water.
The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD
Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don't understand. UFC White House event.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 AD
We don't REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don't judge without knowing. But it's wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 AD
The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what's important.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 AD
Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 9, 2026 AD
Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple's decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service.
The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD
Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov't media "corny"!
The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD
AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD
Hake says Trump's basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: "pointing out" vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious!
The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD
Children's music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake's puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
The evil is not "tribalism" — it's "me." Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: "Irony is lost on the stupid." Should Trump have left Iran alone?
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD
Story: Hake's belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD
Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams' COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD
Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD
CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to "reshape" America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store "quiet hours."
The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD