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Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump's EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist "false prophet"?!
The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD
Messy start. Trump's pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds!
The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD
Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD
Australia's "North Star"? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. "Epstein" accuser calls-in! Caller doesn't like caller's attitude.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 17, 2025 AD
More reaction to President Trump's Truth Social "Truth" on the late, great Rob Reiner. Also: That small Israeli child did NOT spit upon Brandon Tatum!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 16, 2025 AD
Terrible incidents in Australia, Brown U., and Brentwood: Rob Reiner and his wife! What's wrong with us? Emotional. Trump's "classless" Truth?
The Hake Report, Monday, December 15, 2025 AD
GUEST: FreeWillfull (William) joined Hake on Modern-Day Debate on Trump vs Kamala. Is racism dying? Should we promote equity and not let people starve?
The Hake Report, Friday, December 12, 2025 AD
Trump's spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history. Pro-Western Muslims lack false guilt!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 11, 2025 AD
Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, "Israeli-American"? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless' own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD
Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool's studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over "N-word" afterward?! "Cinnabon Karen" in Wisconsin!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD
Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news.
The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD
Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments?
The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD
2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle's socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese cars.
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 4, 2025 AD
Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting.
Trump asks reporter: "Are you st—?" Obama-Biden's Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence.
Identities battling in America… Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish? American Indians: Thanksgiving a Day of Mourning? Fake "ragebait" mashup crime story?
Allensworth, CA, only with a Booker T Washington mindset. U of Minnesota target family in "Whiteness Pandemic."
Attacks on mankind! USA. Europe. South Africa. Emmett Till. Cloward–Piven strategy: Overwhelm the system, make people suffer and beg for communism!
Callers bring up my competitors. Al-Shabaab, MN! Church ladies vs kid. Galileo's telescope. Man's union pay and minimum wage. Goebbells' "lie" quote.
Candace? Louis Till? 10-percent rational. Al Bundy actor got over himself a little! Female ex-fan turned on Trump, JLP, and Hake! Black people fighting over white people!
Marjorie "Traitor" Cringe Queen! More Emmett Till debate! Immigration changing America. Trump scolds ABC reporter for Saudi prince!
Know-it-alls in "education." Did Trump say, "Quiet, piggy!"? Epstein drama. Dems to military: Disobey! Medicaid. Crime. Ardene cusses!
Lemme adjust the camera. Prince Andrew railroaded? Hake argues with Grok: "Infrastructure," communist buzzword. Republicans' Marxist roots.
Marjorie the queen turns "woman"! Mamdani for your kids! Red Army R'd German gals! Gaza not protecting women, children!
Boomers' home prices. No-talent America: Trump visa talk? Coyote nursed to health. Stevie Nicks' "repro rights." Climate scare!
Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising "bad" kids, giving "bad" gifts. "Wife guys." Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD