Trump's spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history. Pro-Western Muslims lack false guilt! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 11, 2025 AD 

Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, "Israeli-American"? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless' own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD 

Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool's studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over "N-word" afterward?! "Cinnabon Karen" in Wisconsin! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD

Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news. 

The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD 

Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments? 

The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD 

2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle's socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese cars. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, December 4, 2025 AD 

Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting. 

Trump asks reporter: "Are you st—?" Obama-Biden's Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence. 

Identities battling in America… Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish? American Indians: Thanksgiving a Day of Mourning? Fake "ragebait" mashup crime story? 

Attacks on mankind! USA. Europe. South Africa. Emmett Till. Cloward–Piven strategy: Overwhelm the system, make people suffer and beg for communism! 

Callers bring up my competitors. Al-Shabaab, MN! Church ladies vs kid. Galileo's telescope. Man's union pay and minimum wage. Goebbells' "lie" quote. 

Candace? Louis Till? 10-percent rational. Al Bundy actor got over himself a little! Female ex-fan turned on Trump, JLP, and Hake! Black people fighting over white people! 

Marjorie "Traitor" Cringe Queen! More Emmett Till debate! Immigration changing America. Trump scolds ABC reporter for Saudi prince! 

Know-it-alls in "education." Did Trump say, "Quiet, piggy!"? Epstein drama. Dems to military: Disobey! Medicaid. Crime. Ardene cusses! 

Lemme adjust the camera. Prince Andrew railroaded? Hake argues with Grok: "Infrastructure," communist buzzword. Republicans' Marxist roots. 

Marjorie the queen turns "woman"! Mamdani for your kids! Red Army R'd German gals! Gaza not protecting women, children! 

Boomers' home prices. No-talent America: Trump visa talk? Coyote nursed to health. Stevie Nicks' "repro rights." Climate scare!

Elon vs politician. SNAP vs eyebrow technicians. Trump the utilitarian: America needs foreign talent! Epstein is over! 

From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul! 

From DJT to NJF! Obamacare and communist sophistry. It's Veterans Day. 🇺🇸 Marriage and societal decline. 

Justifying Obama's "marriage equality"? Chesterton's Fence: Why tear it down? Muslim Americans! Actually, Fuentes is brilliant. Calls/Supers. 

Are we asleep while taken over? Homeless on the sidewalk! AI watercolor! Washington's farewell. Nick: "It's the women." 

We can yet thrive despite the socialist oppression! Ronnie blames Fox News for Obama's division of the country! Do not judge. Is Nick hateful?!