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"Mushroom murderer." Charlotte train incident: RIP Ukrainian refugee! The dishonest melodrama around "race" and "whiteface."
The Hake Report, Friday, September 5, 2025 ADHake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent!
Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals."
"Epstein survivors" make Nancy Mace cry. Steph Curry's wife, a "party" type of Christian. Atheist-raised thoughts on Christianity. I distrust the gov't AND corp's.
WARNING: Rashida Tlaib cusses again. (No bleep.) Biden-Obama-Taliban mess in Afghanistan. Fun callers but with personal attacks. Is crime up or down with aborsh?
Woody Allen and Bill Maher like Trump! Calls and Coffees: Accusers! Discrimination! People in their heads! Slavery was NOT on its way out in the USA!
Calls: Suspect was lost. Shedding light on anger. Last weekday of Men's History! The lawless accuse Trump of lawlessness!
"Let God be true, and every man a liar." CDC firing. MN Catholic school. "S— Education." Men's History heroes, businessmen. "Trinity" callers.
Art, music — from "daemons"? Men's History: Dana White, James Madison, "To this day!" Scottish teen girl with knife and ax, Lisa Cook firing: Justified.
Calls: Schmaxine spray in Canada? Men's History heroes and zeroes! Isaac Newton vs the "Trinity." Obamacare, illegal redistribution, and leftist revolutionaries.
Ads clowning men! What's the appeal? Qualms about Vivek's ilk. Discriminate in love! Oppressed? Raja Jackson incident. Dunkin' dogwhistle ad? Lib artists.
Colonial success and failure: Why? Silly accusations about Trump, crimes against children, and Israel supporters. Anti-man and anti-2A culture. Ball Earth reasserted!
The "neckbeard" slur. Save your money! Trump vs Obama on immigration. Blaming the government for your tragedy. Self-righteous indignation against J's!
Black woman statues up, Teddy Roosevelt down! Man in the Arena! "Anti-Americanism" in museums and immigration! How to turn down a second date by text! Madonna's "Holy Father"…
Can't say anything for fear of lawsuits and censorship! I disclaim! Black female Cal State L.A. prez. Trump: Heaven? Criminalize people experiencing homelessness!
Men's History… Is Putin that bad? T Swift's Swedish producers. The "uncomfortable truth" is within. "Pow! Right in the kisser!"
Men's History super chats. News… Drinking is bad for you. 17 seconds of a thought attracts more of the same. FE space denial. 2015 Gaza soccer: Uncivil language!
It's no good blaming "our greatest ally." See JLP's prior Azz (RIP) & Enoch interviews! Men's History continues. BQ: Facts vs Truth!
Crime-downplaying black mayors against Trump: Like Brandon Scott (is he not a clown?)! Calls on Men's History, black Americans, and the Kl—n!
Dating and marriage advice with Hake! Lost "countries" recognize a "Palestinian state"? Hake, why are you so compromised? You getting paid?
Men's History: Rodeos, Jesus, N. Fuentes. Space news/history. Australians get called out. Female cop error gets paralyzed criminal money?!
Hake News review. The "genocide" debate. Worker shortage? Muslims and Jesus? The Constitution: exposed?
"Epstein" hyperventilating, accusation culture. Don't engage with evil. What is "Blasphemy of the Spirit"? Speculation. News: Heroes return to DC?
Busy calls day: Men's History and nasty accusations. Illegal Irish deported! An appreciative country caller. Caller got into it with a black gal online! Haters and "The Snake" poem/song.
Men's History: Scott Adams! William F Buckley? Tucker vs Fuentes? Trump's fired BLS woman? Bernie and the Princess Bride actor on Gaza drama.
Fake Trump-Epstein drama. Woman left boyfriend for another! Boy cries at a new dirtbike. Ukrainian refugee victim criticism. E. Jean Carroll is vulgar! Crime crackdown, please!