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Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is "accountability" in race? People dig in because of pride.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD
Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”!
The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD
Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was "Chud the Builder" wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure?
The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD
Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you're right.
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD
Good news on immigration. Trump: I don't think about Americans' finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting "b-wordy." Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD
Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. "Chud the Builder" seeks violence?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD
Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov't power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling "harassment"?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD
"Lift Ev'ry Voice" for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer's social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out!
The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD
Pavlov's trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: "Happy Jacks" will turn on you!
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD
South Africa farm attacks: "Fair," but not right? Israel's special treatment: Don't be jealous! Hake's disagreers: "metiche," disruptors.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD
"We are slaves" in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake's favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: "Are you in a cult?" Caller witnessed "tongues" firsthand.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD
No need to explain yourself or give time to "crybabies," but I do, alas. Is Trump "tweaking" right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob?
The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD
"Respect" is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions?
The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD
Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: "Shots fired," a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We're TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move?
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD
50-minutes of a black man's "lived experience" with "weaponized" words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD's enemy? Dating an autistic girl?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD
They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O'Donnell's "evil" intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26
"High-T" men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won't question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD
A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about "disrespectful" words, or one in particular.
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD
JLP's patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II "actors" fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? "N"-joke wasn't personal!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD
The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber's boyhood joke, still touchy!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD
South Africa crime. Trump's psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people.
The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD
Don't say "parasites." What's the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones "tap-dancing"?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD
JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don't hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody's fair-minded.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD
DoorDash Grandma's politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump's "wrongs" in second term… "blasphemy"? Iran?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD
Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: "You created us." Self-policing communities. Analyzing the "Chud" situation, and other berating incidents.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD