We don't REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don't judge without knowing. But it's wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man.

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 AD

The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what's important. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 AD 

Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 9, 2026 AD 

Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple's decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service. 

The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD 

Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov't media "corny"! 

The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD 

AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD 

Hake says Trump's basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD 

Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD 

Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: "pointing out" vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious! 

The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD 

Children's music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake's puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words. 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD 

The evil is not "tribalism" — it's "me." Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: "Irony is lost on the stupid." Should Trump have left Iran alone? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD 

Story: Hake's belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD 

Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams' COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD 

Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights? 

The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD 

We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. "Anti-weaponization" fund: Sometimes punishment didn't fit the crime. 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD 

More dialogue. New rule: Don't call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD

Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: "You created us." Self-policing communities. Analyzing the "Chud" situation, and other berating incidents. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD 

Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is "accountability" in race? People dig in because of pride. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD 

Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”!

The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD

Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was "Chud the Builder" wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure? 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD 

Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you're right. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD 

Good news on immigration. Trump: I don't think about Americans' finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting "b-wordy." Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD

Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. "Chud the Builder" seeks violence? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD 

Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov't power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling "harassment"? 

The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD 

"Lift Ev'ry Voice" for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer's social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out! 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD 

Pavlov's trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: "Happy Jacks" will turn on you! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD