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Hake
Do Kids Go to Heaven? | Fri 3-13-26
James Hake
Do Kids Go to Heaven? | Fri 3-13-26
James Hake

Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more "into" race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?

The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Neither Believe Nor Disbelieve | Thu 3-12-26
James Hake
Neither Believe Nor Disbelieve | Thu 3-12-26
James Hake

Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel's eyes. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Are Washcloths Necessary? | Wed 3-11-26
James Hake
Are Washcloths Necessary? | Wed 3-11-26
James Hake

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Would You Bow to a Black Jesus? | Tue 3-10-26
James Hake
Would You Bow to a Black Jesus? | Tue 3-10-26
James Hake

History with no agenda? "Jesus was a POC." Isn't it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? "No other President" can do what Trump does! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Monkey on Your Back | Mon 3-9-26
James Hake
Monkey on Your Back | Mon 3-9-26
James Hake

History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: "monkey on your back!" Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please? 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Lost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26
James Hake
Lost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26
James Hake

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union "thug"? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) 

The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD 

James Hake
JLP
How do Wives Make Husbands Sleep on the Couch? | JLP Fri 3-13-26
JLP News
How do Wives Make Husbands Sleep on the Couch? | JLP Fri 3-13-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-13-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Old Dominion ROTC. Michigan synagogue. Pearl calls. 

🕖 HOUR 2  BQ. Mayor woman with teens. Ex-NFL consults ChatGPT. 

🕗 HOUR 3  Judge forced out over words. Preacher demands tax returns! FE 

JLP News
Do You Love Your Enemies? | JLP Thu 3-12-26
JLP News
Do You Love Your Enemies? | JLP Thu 3-12-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-12-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Junior rebukes politics at Jesse Jackson's funeral. 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls: The Word of God 

🕗 HOUR 3  Calls: Woman with a "good heart" 

JLP News
Don't Call It You | JLP Wed 3-11-26
JLP News
Don't Call It You | JLP Wed 3-11-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-11-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour 

🕕 HOUR 1  Don't call it you. Brain dead after bullying! Stray bullet playing basketball. 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls: Family drama, children's mothers 

🕗 HOUR 3  Calls: "Man of God" used by a woman. 

JLP News
Be an Individual | JLP Tue 3-10-26
JLP News
Be an Individual | JLP Tue 3-10-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-10-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Responsibility, chores. Judging her husband 

🕖 HOUR 2  GUEST: M. Tracey: Epstein files, Iran war 

🕗 HOUR 3  Calls, Supers

JLP News
False Feelings | JLP Mon 3-9-26
JLP News
False Feelings | JLP Mon 3-9-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-9-26 🙋‍♀️ Female Monday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Iran war. House arrest for "prank." 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls 

🕗 HOUR 3  IEDs in NYC. 20yo k— mom. Prof on black students. 

JLP News
Do Parents Have a Right to Their Children? | JLP Fri 3-6-26
JLP News
Do Parents Have a Right to Their Children? | JLP Fri 3-6-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-6-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Injustice for fathers. Noem fired! Trump controlled? 

🕖 HOUR 2  Experts vs Trump: Trans kids with parental consent? 

🕗 HOUR 3  Son of God. Parents' rights? Not born with confidence? 

JLP News
Punchie
Iran: Takeover Mindset Since 1979: PUNCHIE TV Ep 078 - Wed 3-11-26
Punchie
Iran: Takeover Mindset Since 1979: PUNCHIE TV Ep 078 - Wed 3-11-26
Punchie

FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call! 

Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube 

Punchie
Going to Mars, the Moon, and Iran: PUNCHIE TV Ep 077 Wed 3-4-26
Punchie
Going to Mars, the Moon, and Iran: PUNCHIE TV Ep 077 Wed 3-4-26
Punchie

The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war. 

Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 077

Punchie
State of the Union? PUNCHIE TV Ep 076 - Wed 2-25-26
Punchie
State of the Union? PUNCHIE TV Ep 076 - Wed 2-25-26
Punchie

Trump's SOTU: Is the economy improving for the "little guy"? Are we just complaining about "them"? Is a woman president the end? 

Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 076 

Punchie
What a Mess: PUNCHIE TV Ep 075 - Wed 2-11-26
Punchie
What a Mess: PUNCHIE TV Ep 075 - Wed 2-11-26
Punchie

Kurt airs "grievances" on people being inappropriately giddy and not caring about societal breakdown. The "Experts" discuss Epstein, crime, NJF and Trump. 

Punchie TVEpisode 075, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 

WATCH Punchie TV YouTube Ep 075

Punchie
Right-Wing TDS? or "Accelerationism": PUNCHIE TV Ep 074: Wed 2-4-26
Punchie
Right-Wing TDS? or "Accelerationism": PUNCHIE TV Ep 074: Wed 2-4-26
Punchie

Fuentes vs Trump… Kamala shoulda won: To destroy the country and unite the right? Stop calling him "Our Future President"! 

Punchie TV Episode 074, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 

Ep 074 on YouTube 

Punchie
Trump, the Lone Penguin, Pursues Peace: PUNCHIE TV Ep 073: Wed 1-28-26
Punchie
Trump, the Lone Penguin, Pursues Peace: PUNCHIE TV Ep 073: Wed 1-28-26
Punchie

WATCH Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 073

How'd you come to BOND? The lone penguin: Is that Trump? Immigration retreat? Is Derrick for Trump or Obama? Everything isn't about race! 

Punchie TV Episode 73, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

Updates
DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election

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