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Trump's spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history. Pro-Western Muslims lack false guilt!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 11, 2025 AD
Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, "Israeli-American"? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless' own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD
Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool's studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over "N-word" afterward?! "Cinnabon Karen" in Wisconsin!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD
Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news.
The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD
Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments?
The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 12-11-25 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1 Drop success; don't strive. High pilot tried to turn off engines!
🕖 HOUR 2 Bible survived Tesla fire? No drugs, no free will.
🕗 HOUR 3 Christian love for Israel. Forgive them, Erika. DoorDash felony?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 12-10-25 ✌🏾 Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1 Unlearn. Quarter-zip.
🕖 HOUR 2 Older wife on crack. Teens rob 7-Eleven, L.A.
🕗 HOUR 3 "If—" poem. Portland N-word acquittal. Cinnabon Karen GoFundMe.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 12-9-25 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday…
🕕 HOUR 1 GUEST: Jake Lang: J6, Islam, Israel.
🕖 HOUR 2 Tripping over people's attitudes. Whites for Somalis.
🕗 HOUR 3 Jasmine Crockett. Crying girlfriend. Female cop.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 12-8-25 🙋♀️ Female Monday…
🕕 HOUR 1 Gates of Hell. Experts: Living your own life? Prepare for emergency?
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls: Judging father as bad, mother as good. Guy hit me on my bike!
🕗 HOUR 3 Restaurant fight discrimination. Personal crisis. "No Contact" with family?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 12-5-25 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday…
🕕 HOUR 1 Men's Forum last night. Dick Van Dyke, 100, without anger.
🕖 HOUR 2 J6 pipe bomb suspect. "I said Mickey Mouse."
🕗 HOUR 3 She pulled a man out of her car! Twerking for votes?!
We tell our political history from Obama to Trump. Trump's foreign visas and the wall: Are right-wing Trump detractors ankle-biting? What's wrong with liberals?
Punchie TV Episode 068, Wednesday, December 10, 2025
The 6 7 meme: Civilizational decay. Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Zoomers, Gen Alpha, and Beta Babies — everyone’s beta. Return to God?
Punchie TV Episode 067, Wednesday, December 3, 2025
Thanksgiving with Punchie TV's new producer Kurt: Childhood family time. "Native American" resentment. No "Xmas"? Pilgrims tried socialism!
Nick's back. Bill's shining. Derrick's defending Zoomers. Akash Singh's wife's out-of-control. Girls' marriage dreams are waning. Morocco's solving their street dog problem ahead of World Cup 2030.
Lady kissed Jasmine Crockett's shoes! Epstein-Trump drama: Real or fake? Trump says we need foreign talent! American education is messed up!
Food stamps by ethnicity, fact-checked? Do men go bald from s—ual overstimulation? CA Glock ban. L.A. shock: Homelessness!
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, 5pm PT (7 CT / 8 ET), Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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The Hake Report, Friday, December 12, 2025 AD