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What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?
The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD
South Africa: Fairness vs "history." GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump's Iran war ceasefire, women's anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 AD
Trump vs Iran: We'll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or "mass deportations"? Praise be to Allah, said Trump on Easter. 14th Amendment: regrets?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD
Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don't go personal: Don't talk culture?
The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD
NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! "THE" crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?
The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 4-10-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Spiritual warnings. Iryna Zarutska update.
🕖 HOUR 2: Switzerland call.
🕗 HOUR 3: Tax protest?! FedEx driver "guilty." El Salvador suspect.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-9-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: "Sinner"? Ceasefire? Matt 5: 44, Love your enemy.
🕖 HOUR 2: Insane asylum. Jaden Ivey preaching, let go by Bulls.
🕗 HOUR 3: Black astronaut preaching. Abbott bringing India to TX?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 4-8-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Philly drug "coffee shop." Pearl calls-in.
🕖 HOUR 2: Teen takeover, D.C.; Mamdani's racial equity
🕗 HOUR 3: Iran ceasefire: "If—." Wife deportation? UN on slavery.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 4-7-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: Trump-Iran deadline.
🕖 HOUR 2: Woman pressured bf to k— ex?
🕗 HOUR 3: Local politician m—d by husband. 'Dexter' copycat.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 4-6-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Melania pushes AI for kids. Experts discuss.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: AI, BQ, Muslim-turned-Christian: new name?
🕗 HOUR 3: Savannah Guthrie's faith. Iran: Soleimani nieces: Deport? TikTok daughters.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 4-3-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Forget about it all. Pam Bondi "fired." NASA launch: "DEI"
🕖 HOUR 2: Space toilet. Good Friday. Calls… Wanting marriage?
🕗 HOUR 3: Birthright citizenship. Iran shot down US jet. La. schools vs parents.
Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation."
Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.
Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war.
Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don't respect him, but care what he says and thinks!
The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD