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Punchie
HAKE REPORT
🚫 NO HAKE again... (Sorry!)
James Hake
🚫 NO HAKE again... (Sorry!)
James Hake

NO HAKE AGAIN, since Tuesday, September 8, 2026 AD 🚫

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James Hake
I'm Back w/ Bigg Bump! | Lindsay Clancy. Epstein? Evolution & Bible? WNBA & Trans? | HAKE Mon 9/7/26
James Hake
I'm Back w/ Bigg Bump! | Lindsay Clancy. Epstein? Evolution & Bible? WNBA & Trans? | HAKE Mon 9/7/26
James Hake

I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. "Epstein." Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy. 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
James Hake
Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
James Hake

Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Segregation | Airport Beating. York College. Kids Twerk. HBCU. Juror. McLaren | JLP Wed 9/16/26
JLP Talk
Segregation | Airport Beating. York College. Kids Twerk. HBCU. Juror. McLaren | JLP Wed 9/16/26
JLP Talk

Denver airport, PA college beatings. Segregation vs integration. Clancy "tragedy"? Kindergarten twerking. Fat HBCU dance team. Clancy juror: Haitian Catholic. McLaren crash. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 9/16/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾 

HOUR 1: Denver airport, York College beatings. 

HOUR 2: "Tragedy"? Kindergarten twerking. 

HOUR 3: Plus-sized HBCU dance team. Clancy juror: Haitian Catholic. McLaren crash, Irvine. 

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JLP Talk
Do Self-Interruption | MA Took Kid. Tesla Hit. Data Centers. Hyrox Incontinent Win | JLP Tue 9/15/26
JLP Talk
Do Self-Interruption | MA Took Kid. Tesla Hit. Data Centers. Hyrox Incontinent Win | JLP Tue 9/15/26
JLP Talk

Self-interruption. State takes trans kid away. Seattle shootings. Stolen Tesla beach chase. Reelect Brandon Johnson?! Choosin Texas. Data center noise. Hyrox incontinent win. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 9/15/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Mass. family loses transitioning daughter. 

HOUR 2: Seattle crime. SoCal stolen Tesla hit-and-run. 

HOUR 3: Bored? Chicago Mayor. Ella Langley. Data Centers. Hyrox gal.

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JLP Talk
Life of No Mercy | 9/11 Outrage: Elmo, AOC, Mamdani. Lindsay Clancy. Hangings? | JLP Mon 9/14/26
JLP Talk
Life of No Mercy | 9/11 Outrage: Elmo, AOC, Mamdani. Lindsay Clancy. Hangings? | JLP Mon 9/14/26
JLP Talk

Sad life wanted: no mercy. NYC 9/11: Fireman vs Elmo; Mamdani, AOC smile? "Passion" film? Lindsay Clancy: Gayle King. Trump pardon? Surrogate, 100 kids. Hangings? Kamala home 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 9/14/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Sad life of no mercy. Devils fighting over 9/11. Passion film. 

HOUR 2: Mamdani, AOC smiling at 9/11? Trump reacts. 

HOUR 3: Gayle King. Trump pardon? Surrogate mother. Tasia Fortune. Kamala home. 

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JLP Talk
Die Daily | Andrew Wimsatt. Clancy Jury. Aaron Rodgers. 3rd of Gen Z. Royce White | JLP Fri 9/11/26
JLP Talk
Die Daily | Andrew Wimsatt. Clancy Jury. Aaron Rodgers. 3rd of Gen Z. Royce White | JLP Fri 9/11/26
JLP Talk

Dying daily: most won't. RIP Andrew Wimsatt. What’s wrong with those men? Lindsay Clancy black juror? Aaron Rodgers ex-fiancée. One third of Gen Z. Royce White on Whatever 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 9/11/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 📞 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 9/11/26

HOUR 1: Die daily: most won't. RIP Andrew Wimsatt in TX. 

HOUR 2: Callers on Andrew. Troubled mind. Blame and excuses. 

HOUR 3: Clancy juror. Aaron Rodgers' story. Third of Gen Z. Royce White. 

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JLP Talk
All Who Believe Don't Know God | Trump $5K? AI Doom? Family Conflict. "Same" | JLP Thu 9/10/26
JLP Talk
All Who Believe Don't Know God | Trump $5K? AI Doom? Family Conflict. "Same" | JLP Thu 9/10/26
JLP Talk

All who believe in God don't know Him: No peace. Trump Dividend? Man targets ex-wife. Jason Coxon AI warning. Mother forgave Kohberger. Lady accused a father of trafficking! 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 9/10/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: All who beleive don’t know. Have peace? $5K Trump Dividend? 

HOUR 2: Attempted murder. AI employee quits, warns us all. Judging her sister. 

HOUR 3: Mother forgave Kohberger. Lady accuses father of trafficking his daughter! 

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JLP Talk
Do Nothing About Fear | Africa Town vs Latino 5K. Lone Clancy Juror Stands Alone. | JLP Wed 9/9/26
JLP Talk
Do Nothing About Fear | Africa Town vs Latino 5K. Lone Clancy Juror Stands Alone. | JLP Wed 9/9/26
JLP Talk

Do nothing about fear. Africa Town vs Latino 5K. Heart attack: Let stress go. Boredom is best. Lindsay Clancy "rogue juror." Be aware of pain, thoughts. Patronizing names. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 9/9/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: Dealing with fear. Africa Town. Heart attack. Desires. Boredom. 

HOUR 2: Holdout juror in Clancy trial. Calls, Supers. 

HOUR 3: Silent Prayer? Patronizing "love" names. 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV

AI doom? Trump says hoax! Slow down? Weapons in space. Self-driving risk. Elon Musk. Productivity, customer service. Anxious? Hugging Face hack. Spy on China? Anti-aging? No Kings? Robot protest. 

Punchie TV - Episode 105, Wednesday, September 16, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV

Tesla Cybercab in Dallas. Elon Musk: Low birth rate bad for civilization. Caesar & Roman marriage law. Waymo in L.A. & elsewhere: dangers. China AI-attacks Taiwan? JLP: Does Earth exist? Have proof? 

Punchie TV - Episode Ep 104, Wednesday, September 9, 2026 

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Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV

Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics. 

Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV

SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks. 

Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Investing in SpaceX, Using AI, Women in Politics | PUNCHIE TV Ep 101
Punchie TV
Investing in SpaceX, Using AI, Women in Politics | PUNCHIE TV Ep 101
Punchie TV

SpaceX. China rocket. US Crypto. Meta in court. AI lies. LA polling hoax. Palisades mall. Mamdani. KFC Africa. AOC eggs. Lindsay Clancy. Not an expert! Kim Jong Un. Iran talks? Kamala Lulu Lenins? 

Punchie TV - Episode 101, Wednesday, August 19, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Terafab, Data Centers, Taiwan | PUNCHIE TV Ep 100
Punchie TV
Terafab, Data Centers, Taiwan | PUNCHIE TV Ep 100
Punchie TV

SpaceX Terafab. ATC gamers. Zuckerberg on AI. DeKalb data centers. China rocket. Taiwan prepping. Nagasaki 81 years. Trump buys yen. US economy? Air Force One catering truck. Wildfires. Las Vegas.

Punchie TV - Episode 100, Wednesday, August 12, 2026 

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Punchie TV