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Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD
AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD
YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD
It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD
Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler RobinsonβCharlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?
The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD
Note useless thoughts. Gary power outage. Jamaicans in London. Judging cheating father. Aunt Ouda? Son vs mother, PA. She won't pay for her order! Antifa Starbucks blue paint? π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Wed 9/2/26
Black Excellence βπΎ / Manhood Hour πͺ
HOUR 1: Useless thoughts. Gary outage. London Jamaicans. Judging cheating father.
HOUR 2: Live without judgment. Aunt Ouda?! Is he wrong for judging his father?
HOUR 3: Son vs mother in PA. Lady won't pay her meal. Antifa blue paint assault?
Controlled by what you possess. NYC female knife suspect. God of OT vs NT? Peter crucified upside-down? In debt with wife. Postpartum? Fake NFL player tricked women, AI π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Tue 9/1/26
π Biblical Question (BQ): Is there a difference between the God of the Old Testament (OT) and the God of the New Testament (NT)?
Country & Western Tuesday π΄
HOUR 1: What you possess controls you. Female suspect NYC.
HOUR 2: Callers on BQβs, OT God. How do I divorce my wife?
HOUR 3: In debt with wife. Possess your body? Postpartum? NFL impersonator!
What you possess. Postpartum psychosis; Lindsay Clancy. Kathy Hochul in hijab, on ICE. Why did God seem so mean? Father tripped football 9yo! Mother pours hot wax, sets fire. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Mon 8/31/26
Female Monday πββοΈ
HOUR 1: What you possess. God of Old Testament (OT)? Be weak.
HOUR 2: Postpartum psychosis. Lindsay Clancy. Kathy Hochul. Custody fight.
HOUR 3: OT God? Father tripped 9yo football kid! Hot wax & fire in kitchen.
Pardoned outlaw on the run. DeShawn Leeth hit a cop in Jesus' name. Christian apologist Frank Turek: Why pray? Gen Z atheists pretend God is real. Lady demands apology. π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Thu 8/27/26
Bible Thumper Thursday π
HOUR 1: Outlaw, stop running. DeShawn Leeth in Jesus' name.
HOUR 2: Christian apologist: Why pray if God knows future? Covert anger?
HOUR 3: Gen Z atheists pretend God is real. Angry lady demands apology.
Hit with a dinner plate?! Idolizing women. Lust: It's not you. Calloway ad apology. No charges in self-defense. RIP Sean Grayson. Viral neighbor dispute. LSU black doll π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Wed 8/26/26
Black Excellence βπΎ / Manhood Hour πͺ
HOUR 1: 11yo hit with dinner plate?! 19yo man on breakup, idolizing women.
HOUR 2: Lust & sin: It's not you. Calloway ad apology. Self-defense incident.
HOUR 3: RIP Sean Grayson. Viral neighbor dispute brings vandalism? LSU student drags black doll?
Words & thoughts are deceiving. Bass Reeves, lawman. "Unarmed" suspect Jaque Rabon. Supreme Court: Mail-in voting. Trump: "Ifβ" man. My annoying girlfriend. I live in tomorrow π¨πΎβ𦲠JLP Tue 8/25/26
Country & Western Tuesday π΄ πͺ
HOUR 1: Words are deceiving: Stay present, not in thoughts.
HOUR 2: Bass Reeves, lawman. "Unarmed" suspect. Supreme Court: mail-in voting.
HOUR 3: My annoying girlfriend. "Racism doesn't exist" shocked my world. Anxiety, fear.
Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics.
Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026
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SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks.
Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026
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SpaceX. China rocket. US Crypto. Meta in court. AI lies. LA polling hoax. Palisades mall. Mamdani. KFC Africa. AOC eggs. Lindsay Clancy. Not an expert! Kim Jong Un. Iran talks? Kamala Lulu Lenins?
Punchie TV - Episode 101, Wednesday, August 19, 2026
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SpaceX Terafab. ATC gamers. Zuckerberg on AI. DeKalb data centers. China rocket. Taiwan prepping. Nagasaki 81 years. Trump buys yen. US economy? Air Force One catering truck. Wildfires. Las Vegas.
Punchie TV - Episode 100, Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Space telescope. Moon base. Life from Mars? Solar eclipse. Googol. SpaceX crash? Apple vs OpenAI. Living with parents. NYC rats. Bigfoot. Dog surfing. Earthquakes. Volcano. Mammoth. Trump targeted?
Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026
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Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.
Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026
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Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD