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HAKE REPORT
Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
James Hake
Mind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
James Hake

Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion. 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake
"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
James Hake

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake
Would You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
James Hake

AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake
Fight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
James Hake

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake
Men's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
James Hake

It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

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James Hake
Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
James Hake
Real American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
James Hake

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Why Did God Seem So Mean? | Postpartum Psychosis. Kathy Hochul. OT? Tripped a Kid! | JLP Mon 8/31/26
JLP Talk
Why Did God Seem So Mean? | Postpartum Psychosis. Kathy Hochul. OT? Tripped a Kid! | JLP Mon 8/31/26
JLP Talk

What you possess. Postpartum psychosis; Lindsay Clancy. Kathy Hochul in hijab, on ICE. Why did God seem so mean? Father tripped football 9yo! Mother pours hot wax, sets fire. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/31/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: What you possess. God of Old Testament (OT)? Be weak. 

HOUR 2: Postpartum psychosis. Lindsay Clancy. Kathy Hochul. Custody fight. 

HOUR 3: OT God? Father tripped 9yo football kid! Hot wax & fire in kitchen. 

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JLP Talk
Are You an Outlaw? | "In the Name of Jesus." Why Pray? Pretend God Is Real | JLP Thu 8/27/26
JLP Talk
Are You an Outlaw? | "In the Name of Jesus." Why Pray? Pretend God Is Real | JLP Thu 8/27/26
JLP Talk

Pardoned outlaw on the run. DeShawn Leeth hit a cop in Jesus' name. Christian apologist Frank Turek: Why pray? Gen Z atheists pretend God is real. Lady demands apology. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 8/27/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Outlaw, stop running. DeShawn Leeth in Jesus' name. 

HOUR 2: Christian apologist: Why pray if God knows future? Covert anger? 

HOUR 3: Gen Z atheists pretend God is real. Angry lady demands apology. 

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JLP Talk
It's Your Fault | Dinner Plate Beating. Idolizing Women. Calloway Ad. Black Doll | JLP Wed 8/26/26
JLP Talk
It's Your Fault | Dinner Plate Beating. Idolizing Women. Calloway Ad. Black Doll | JLP Wed 8/26/26
JLP Talk

Hit with a dinner plate?! Idolizing women. Lust: It's not you. Calloway ad apology. No charges in self-defense. RIP Sean Grayson. Viral neighbor dispute. LSU black doll 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 8/26/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪 

HOUR 1: 11yo hit with dinner plate?! 19yo man on breakup, idolizing women. 

HOUR 2: Lust & sin: It's not you. Calloway ad apology. Self-defense incident. 

HOUR 3: RIP Sean Grayson. Viral neighbor dispute brings vandalism? LSU student drags black doll? 

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JLP Talk
Live Your Life | No Thought. Bass Reeves. Unarmed Suspect. Trump Life. Annoying Gf | JLP Tue 8/25/26
JLP Talk
Live Your Life | No Thought. Bass Reeves. Unarmed Suspect. Trump Life. Annoying Gf | JLP Tue 8/25/26
JLP Talk

Words & thoughts are deceiving. Bass Reeves, lawman. "Unarmed" suspect Jaque Rabon. Supreme Court: Mail-in voting. Trump: "If—" man. My annoying girlfriend. I live in tomorrow 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 8/25/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Words are deceiving: Stay present, not in thoughts. 

HOUR 2: Bass Reeves, lawman. "Unarmed" suspect. Supreme Court: mail-in voting. 

HOUR 3: My annoying girlfriend. "Racism doesn't exist" shocked my world. Anxiety, fear. 

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JLP Talk
Sons of God | "Say Goodbye." Demons. WNBA: Woman? Karmelo Denied. Bass vs Raman | JLP Mon 8/24/26
JLP Talk
Sons of God | "Say Goodbye." Demons. WNBA: Woman? Karmelo Denied. Bass vs Raman | JLP Mon 8/24/26
JLP Talk

Men: sons of God. "Say goodbye to your children." Bf killed gf, mother helped: "demon." Karmelo denied retrial. Ex-NBA at WNBA. Haitian mother, 4yo. Karen Bass vs Nithya Raman 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 8/24/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Sons of God. What he loves, she hates. Mother helped her killer son? Karmelo denied retrial.   

HOUR 2: Ex-NBA's Enes Freedom at WNBA. Haitian mother convicted in adopted 4yo son's death. 

HOUR 3: Atheist caller hates Trump, loves Jesse. Karen Bass vs "Nothin'" Raman over Spencer Pratt. 

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JLP Talk
Stop Giving Women Money | Lindsay Clancy Rally. Post-Partum? Karmelo Retrial? | JLP Fri 8/21/26
JLP Talk
Stop Giving Women Money | Lindsay Clancy Rally. Post-Partum? Karmelo Retrial? | JLP Fri 8/21/26
JLP Talk

Who told men to give women money? Lindsay Clancy rally. Post-partum depression? Drop your anger. Do the "If—." Karmelo Anthony retrial? Amazon drone mishap. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 8/21/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Giving women money. Rally for Lindsay Clancy. 

HOUR 2: Callers in darkness quit Silent Prayer. 

HOUR 3: "If—" poem. Karmelo Anthony retrial? 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV

SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks. 

Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Investing in SpaceX, Using AI, Women in Politics | PUNCHIE TV Ep 101
Punchie TV
Investing in SpaceX, Using AI, Women in Politics | PUNCHIE TV Ep 101
Punchie TV

SpaceX. China rocket. US Crypto. Meta in court. AI lies. LA polling hoax. Palisades mall. Mamdani. KFC Africa. AOC eggs. Lindsay Clancy. Not an expert! Kim Jong Un. Iran talks? Kamala Lulu Lenins? 

Punchie TV - Episode 101, Wednesday, August 19, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Terafab, Data Centers, Taiwan | PUNCHIE TV Ep 100
Punchie TV
Terafab, Data Centers, Taiwan | PUNCHIE TV Ep 100
Punchie TV

SpaceX Terafab. ATC gamers. Zuckerberg on AI. DeKalb data centers. China rocket. Taiwan prepping. Nagasaki 81 years. Trump buys yen. US economy? Air Force One catering truck. Wildfires. Las Vegas.

Punchie TV - Episode 100, Wednesday, August 12, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Space News with Bill and Hake | Punchie TV Ep 099
Punchie TV
Space News with Bill and Hake | Punchie TV Ep 099
Punchie TV

Space telescope. Moon base. Life from Mars? Solar eclipse. Googol. SpaceX crash? Apple vs OpenAI. Living with parents. NYC rats. Bigfoot. Dog surfing. Earthquakes. Volcano. Mammoth. Trump targeted?

Punchie TV - Episode 099, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 

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Punchie TV
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie TV
WHM, Presidential History, Skynet Future | PUNCHIE TV Ep 98
Punchie TV

Was that for or against July? Trump moments 2016-2026. Reagan. Nixon. JFK to the Moon. SpaceX. Is AI intelligent? 16yo lifeguard hero going to White House? 11yo certified welder. Smithsonian liberal.

Punchie TV - Episode 098, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Fallen CA, Trans Activists, Hurricane Season | PUNCHIE TV Ep 097
Punchie TV
Fallen CA, Trans Activists, Hurricane Season | PUNCHIE TV Ep 097
Punchie TV

Elon hater. Green policy. Lettuce recall. Beach bacteria. Trans candidate. Smithsonian director. Canada fires. Tropical storms. Frumpy compliance cars. 

Punchie TV - Episode 097, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 

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