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The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26
James Hake
Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26
James Hake

Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians' interesting takes on society and marriage. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Mama "Fairness" | Refugee Policy, Juneteenth, Progressives | HAKE Tue 6/23/26
James Hake
Mama "Fairness" | Refugee Policy, Juneteenth, Progressives | HAKE Tue 6/23/26
James Hake

Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn't Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans' best friend. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Watch Yourself | Diversity, Target Store, Obama Library, UAP Theories, Music Fans | HAKE Mon 6/22/26
James Hake
Watch Yourself | Diversity, Target Store, Obama Library, UAP Theories, Music Fans | HAKE Mon 6/22/26
James Hake

Pondering diversity's drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda? 

The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Protest Makes Things Worse | Pat Boone, Juneteenth, Thirsty Snake, Ball Earth | HAKE Fri 6/19/26
James Hake
Protest Makes Things Worse | Pat Boone, Juneteenth, Thirsty Snake, Ball Earth | HAKE Fri 6/19/26
James Hake

Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama's comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water.

The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD 

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Hake Is Back? | World Events, USA Love, Media Misinterpretation | Thu 6/18/26
James Hake
Hake Is Back? | World Events, USA Love, Media Misinterpretation | Thu 6/18/26
James Hake

Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don't understand. UFC White House event. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 AD 

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JLP
To Know God, Stop. | USA's 250th. Betrayed Like Jesus? Terry Crews. Pastor Fight?! | JLP Thu 6/25/26
JLP News
To Know God, Stop. | USA's 250th. Betrayed Like Jesus? Terry Crews. Pastor Fight?! | JLP Thu 6/25/26
JLP News

Stop. USA's 250th. Betrayed like God? Terry Crews' father story. Pastor got in a fight?! 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 6/25/26 

HOUR 1: Stop. America's 250th kickoff. "Righteous anger"? 

HOUR 2: State of being. Marcus Aurelius. Caught up in thoughts. 

HOUR 3: A bad father? Welcome betrayal. Terry Crews on his father. 

JLP News
No Righteous Anger | Be Angry and Sin Not? Mamdani Is Not Your Friend | JLP Wed 6/24/26
JLP News
No Righteous Anger | Be Angry and Sin Not? Mamdani Is Not Your Friend | JLP Wed 6/24/26
JLP News

Know bad to know good? "Be angry"? Freeway crash. NY Dems go socialist. Target store hero father. Chico library. TFS taping: Jake Munro! 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

✊🏾 Black Excellence & Manhood Hour 💪 Wed 6/24/26 

HOUR 1: No righteous anger. Eph 4, Ps 4. Big rig crash. 

HOUR 2: NY primaries: Democratic Socialists win. 

HOUR 3: Simi Valley Target. DSA in NY primary. Library incident. 

JLP News
 You Can't Help Anyone | Juneteenth, Restroom Police Call, Walmart Shoplifting Baby | JLP Tue 6/23/26
JLP News
 You Can't Help Anyone | Juneteenth, Restroom Police Call, Walmart Shoplifting Baby | JLP Tue 6/23/26
JLP News

Not responsible for others. Juneteenth vs love. Know evil to know good? Father & daughters in women's room. Walmart shoplifting: baby dies. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 6/23/26

HOUR 1: RIP Nancy Guthrie? Juneteenth in Chicago. 

HOUR 2: Calls. 

HOUR 3: Know evil to know good? Father-daughters in the women's room: Police call?! Baby dies in alleged Walmart shoplifting. 

JLP News
What You Do to Others… | Michael Film, Kier Starmer | JLP Mon 6/22/26
JLP News
What You Do to Others… | Michael Film, Kier Starmer | JLP Mon 6/22/26
JLP News

Michael Jackson film review. God said your thoughts are not His. Kier Starmer resigning. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 6/22/26 

HOUR 1: Jesse reviews Michael film. What Christ said, God said. 

HOUR 2: Calls: God's plan: Create love. 

HOUR 3: Kier Starmer resigning. 

JLP News
Life Is Not What You Think. | Chicago Cross, Markwayne, WWII Vet, The View | JLP Fri 6/19/26
JLP News
Life Is Not What You Think. | Chicago Cross, Markwayne, WWII Vet, The View | JLP Fri 6/19/26
JLP News

Life is not what you make it. Student explains Chicago cross. Markwayne Mullin's Trump story. WWII veteran's tears. JD on The View. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 6/19/26 

HOUR 1: Life is not what you think. Chicago cross display update. 

HOUR 2: Markwayne Mullin's personal story on Trump. WWII vet's Iwo Jima memory. 

HOUR 3: JD Vance on The View. 

JLP News
You're Nothing But Thoughts | Trump-Iran Deal? Love Neighbors at Taco Bell? | JLP Thu 6/18/26
JLP News
You're Nothing But Thoughts | Trump-Iran Deal? Love Neighbors at Taco Bell? | JLP Thu 6/18/26
JLP News

You're a bucket of thoughts. Trump's new Iran memo. "God the Son & God the Holy Spirit"? Love thy neighbor: Taco Bell bystander. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 6/18/26

HOUR 1: You're all thoughts. Trump signs Iran memo. 

HOUR 2: Calls & Superchats 

HOUR 3: Wild customer: Taco Bell "neighbors" shown love? 

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Trillionaire Musk, UFC Trump, Vance on The View | PUNCHIE TV Ep 092
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Trillionaire Musk, UFC Trump, Vance on The View | PUNCHIE TV Ep 092
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At the time of this writing, if I can recommend an episode, it’s the recent one:

(Wednesday, June 16, 2026) New UK laws for unmarried couples. Elon Musk, first trillionaire: Elizabeth Warren mad. SpaceX Starbase building. UFC at the White House. Trump on Iran. JD Vance on The View. Thailand tourist policy. 📺 YouTube

Bill the Engineer hosts Punchie TV on the JLP Network — watch on YouTube.

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Anthony/Metcalf Verdict, UK Riots, Nithya Raman PUNCHIE TV Ep 091
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Anthony/Metcalf Verdict, UK Riots, Nithya Raman PUNCHIE TV Ep 091
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Bill hosts Punchie TV - Episode 091, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 

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Is Civilization Slipping or Advancing? | Oil Spill, Chemical Implosion, Rocket Testing | PUNCHIE TV Ep 089 - 5/27/26
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Is Civilization Slipping or Advancing? | Oil Spill, Chemical Implosion, Rocket Testing | PUNCHIE TV Ep 089 - 5/27/26
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Recent oil & chemical accidents. Were there advanced ancient civilizations? Starship test flights: Amazing new possibilities for space. Black holes: Infinite density. No nearby aliens, says Bill. 

Punchie TV - Episode 089, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 

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PUNCHIE TV Ep 088 - Wed 5/20/26
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PUNCHIE TV Ep 088 - Wed 5/20/26
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Punchie TV - Episode 088, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 

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Your Body Is Like a Country: PUNCHIE TV Ep 087 - Wed 5/13/26
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Your Body Is Like a Country: PUNCHIE TV Ep 087 - Wed 5/13/26
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Bill discusses stem cells: The body is like a country, with corrupt liberals and welfare. We chose life: Don't let ego get out of control.

Punchie TV - Episode 087, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
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🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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