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HAKE REPORT
Going Off Half-Cocked | Nephilim. Lukewarm. France Riots: Communism. Alien Baby? | HAKE Mon 10/19/26
James Hake
Going Off Half-Cocked | Nephilim. Lukewarm. France Riots: Communism. Alien Baby? | HAKE Mon 10/19/26
James Hake

Which is a bigger problem: Nephilim, or being "lukewarm"? France riots: Communism or anti-neoliberalism? Is "racism" always bad? Alien babies? Don't preach at your mom. Is Trump corrupt? Is AI super? 

The Hake Report, Monday, October 19, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Can We Look Down on Anyone? | Childhood. Relationships. Marriage. Epstein. Trump | HAKE Fri 10/16/26
James Hake
Can We Look Down on Anyone? | Childhood. Relationships. Marriage. Epstein. Trump | HAKE Fri 10/16/26
James Hake

Halloween, childhood, relationships and women. In the good old days, we married early. Epstein was "addicted" to gals: Are we better? Don't argue with Trump critics: Politics isn't that important. 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 16, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Liberal Words | Trump Oligarchy. Exaggerating Epstein. NC Police. Biased Beliefs | HAKE Thu 10/15/26
James Hake
Liberal Words | Trump Oligarchy. Exaggerating Epstein. NC Police. Biased Beliefs | HAKE Thu 10/15/26
James Hake

No Nidal stream. Ukraine-Starlink limit. Overstating Epstein: gross attack on men & innocence. Under 18 means little kid? Is it in the Bible? Katy Perry space pod. Make it so slavery never happened? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 15, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Facts vs Truth | Police Bias. Teen Bullies. "Racism" Definition. Angry & Crazy | HAKE Wed 10/14/26
James Hake
Facts vs Truth | Police Bias. Teen Bullies. "Racism" Definition. Angry & Crazy | HAKE Wed 10/14/26
James Hake

Charlotte police competed to pull over blacks? Define "racism." Jena 6 & teen bullies. "Crazy" American Indian callers: Earth & space. Ben Shapiro film. Would God require sacrifice to show love? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 14, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Your "God" | Bible vs Spirit. Ancient China on Jesus? France Riots. AI vs SI | HAKE Tue 10/13/26
James Hake
Your "God" | Bible vs Spirit. Ancient China on Jesus? France Riots. AI vs SI | HAKE Tue 10/13/26
James Hake

Believe in the Bible or the Holy Spirit? Han Dynasty on Jesus? What is the Word of God? Anyone who says AI is the enemy? Riots in France: What to do? Trump going after Zelensky for peace with Putin? 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 13, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Hocus-Pocus Beliefs? | Virgin Birth. Russian Diesel. What Baptism Really Means | HAKE Mon 10/12/26
James Hake
Hocus-Pocus Beliefs? | Virgin Birth. Russian Diesel. What Baptism Really Means | HAKE Mon 10/12/26
James Hake

Mary & Joseph: alternate theories. Twisted Christianity & suspect historical claims. Do you lean on the Bible or the "Holy Spirit"? Trump-Putin diesel deal. Trump’s Epstein "promise" Mandela effect? 

The Hake Report, Monday, October 12, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
JLPTalk
See How Evil You Are | France. Breakups. Soccer Crash. Kindergarten. Amber Guyger | JLP Mon 10/19/26
JLP Talk
See How Evil You Are | France. Breakups. Soccer Crash. Kindergarten. Amber Guyger | JLP Mon 10/19/26
JLP Talk

See how evil you are. France riots. Stop thinking about your ex. Truck in soccer game. Hawaii kindergarten teacher. Pearl: don't impose truth. Amber Guyger released. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 10/19/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: See you're evil. France protests. Missing my ex. Don't ask forgiveness. 

HOUR 2: Ghosted, can't sleep. Women filling positions. Health issues: drop anger.  

HOUR 3: Truck on soccer field. Hawaii kinder propaganda. Pearl on telling truth. 

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JLP Talk
You Are Conditioned | OR School. Hindu Temple. Hobby Lobby Halloween. Tesla Flies | JLP Fri 10/16/26
JLP Talk
You Are Conditioned | OR School. Hindu Temple. Hobby Lobby Halloween. Tesla Flies | JLP Fri 10/16/26
JLP Talk

So conditioned. OR school shooting. Hindu temple targeted. "Keeping the peace." Hobby Lobby skips Halloween. Tesla Roadster flies. Undertaker hymn. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 10/16/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: So conditioned. School shooting, OR. Hindu temple, IL.

HOUR 2: "Keeping the peace." Hobby Lobby skips Halloween. Tesla Roadster flies. 

HOUR 3: "Will the Circle Be Unbroken?" Jesus is God? Sharing church scandals. 

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JLP Talk
Vicious People | Austin HBCU. Charlotte Police. Tiptoe "Forgiveness." Pope Leo | JLP Thu 10/15/26
JLP Talk
Vicious People | Austin HBCU. Charlotte Police. Tiptoe "Forgiveness." Pope Leo | JLP Thu 10/15/26
JLP Talk

People are vicious. Austin HBCU dispute. Luke 6: 31-32. Tiptoe "forgiveness." The Flood? Infallible Bible? No Nidal Hasan livestream. NC cops' texts. Pope cancer. Pearl's mom 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 10/15/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Vicious people. "East Austin is ours." 

HOUR 2: Unforgiving of parents. Nightmares. The Flood? Fallible Bible? 

HOUR 3: Charlotte-Mecklenburg police competition? Pope Leo. Pearl calls. 

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JLP Talk
Anger Is Mental Illness | Tupac. CO Football. NYC. Threats. Philly Cops. Demons | JLP Wed 10/14/26
JLP Talk
Anger Is Mental Illness | Tupac. CO Football. NYC. Threats. Philly Cops. Demons | JLP Wed 10/14/26
JLP Talk

Tupac killer sentenced. CO football "racial remarks." 83yo's NY race relations. AL students threaten Trump? "White" cops shot in Philly. Halloween & demons. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 10/14/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾 

HOUR 1: Tupac killer sentenced. CO HS football games. 83yo from NYC. 

HOUR 2: AL students threatened Trump? Cops shot in Philly. Halloween? 

HOUR 3: Calls on family conflict, marriage, parenting 

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JLP Talk
Condemned by Your Words | Ilhan WW11. WeHo Robbery. Selma Blair. Mommie Dearest | JLP Tue 10/13/26
JLP Talk
Condemned by Your Words | Ilhan WW11. WeHo Robbery. Selma Blair. Mommie Dearest | JLP Tue 10/13/26
JLP Talk

Ilhan Omar raid, "WW11." Actor robbed in WeHo. Selma Blair on a plane. Mommie Dearest. Condemned by your words. Kim Guilfoyle? Jesus vs morals. Remarried my husband. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 10/13/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Ilhan Omar raid, WW 11. Keegan Allen robbed, West Hollywood. Selma Blair on a plane. 

HOUR 2: Mommie Dearest. Condemned by your words. Morals & values. Kim Guilfoyle? 

HOUR 3: Remarried my husband, fighting again. Why you love thrills.

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JLP Talk
Repetitious Mind | Katie Zacharia. Fake Sub. Columbus. Segregation. Toby Maguire | JLP Mon 10/12/26
JLP Talk
Repetitious Mind | Katie Zacharia. Fake Sub. Columbus. Segregation. Toby Maguire | JLP Mon 10/12/26
JLP Talk

Repetitious life. Convos with self. Katie Zacharia. Fake sub teacher. Losing gods. Columbus? God for segregation? Spiderman ex weds. Ex pushed family. Give up riches. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 10/12/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Repetitious life. Conversations with self? Katie Zacharia. Fake sub! False gods. 

HOUR 2: Calls, Supers: Living in the woman's world. Columbus? Segregation? 

HOUR 3: Toby Maguire's ex's wedding. Ex pushes mother/child off balcony?! 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
"I Guess I'm the Enemy" | Jellyfish Cloud. Trump. AI Godfather. Elon Musk. DST | PUNCHIE TV Ep 109
Punchie TV
"I Guess I'm the Enemy" | Jellyfish Cloud. Trump. AI Godfather. Elon Musk. DST | PUNCHIE TV Ep 109
Punchie TV

SpaceX jellyfish cloud. Trump: Super Intelligence, not AI. "I guess I'm the enemy." AI Godfather. Elon Musk, National Medal of Science. CyberCab passive income? AM, PM, Daylight Savings, Flat Earth. 

Punchie TV - Episode 109, Wednesday, October 14, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Elon Predictions, Trump Dividend | Punchie TV Ep 108
Punchie TV
Elon Predictions, Trump Dividend | Punchie TV Ep 108
Punchie TV

L.A. speed cameras. Starship after "orbit." Neuralink for the blind? Airbags, no seatbelts? Optimus robot surgeons? Auto river cleaner, bubbles for trash. Med beds? Gov vs people? Trump $5k? 

Punchie TV - Episode 108, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 

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Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV

Trump & AI. Bill Gates. Life will change. Boeing Starliner, rockets. Self-driving Tesla semi. Super El Niño. Obama: all-woman govt?! Speechless! Transformer robots? Unsafe drivers? Do my math, Bill? 

Punchie TV - Episode 107, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV

Jet pack. Cagefight w/ robot. SpaceX Starship orbit. Trump: AI is Super Intelligence. Doomers push fear. AI knows you. Trust AI with your info? Data centers? Machines will take over? Robotaxi? 

Punchie TV - Episode 106, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 

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Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV

AI doom? Trump says hoax! Slow down? Weapons in space. Self-driving risk. Elon Musk. Productivity, customer service. Anxious? Hugging Face hack. Spy on China? Anti-aging? No Kings? Robot protest. 

Punchie TV - Episode 105, Wednesday, September 16, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV

Tesla Cybercab in Dallas. Elon Musk: Low birth rate bad for civilization. Caesar & Roman marriage law. Waymo in L.A. & elsewhere: dangers. China AI-attacks Taiwan? JLP: Does Earth exist? Have proof? 

Punchie TV - Episode Ep 104, Wednesday, September 9, 2026 

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Punchie TV