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Hake says Trump's basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: "pointing out" vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious!
The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD
Children's music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake's puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
The evil is not "tribalism" — it's "me." Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: "Irony is lost on the stupid." Should Trump have left Iran alone?
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD
Human nature is a mess: e.g., tragic UK case. Religious intellect: not of God. You are not your brother's keeper. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 6/4/26
HOUR 1: Human nature. Financial wisdom vs Ego.
HOUR 2: Calls. Controversial UK tragedy.
HOUR 3: Pope Leo protest. Pastor's tears. Preaching at a club.
L.A./CA primaries. Self-responsibility. Austin Metcalf case. Ruby Bridges & integration. Making women a false god. Adults living with parents. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Two Hours of Black Excellence ✌🏾 THEN Manhood Hour 💪 Wed 6/3/26
HOUR 1: Los Angeles/CA primaries. Calls: God's values.
HOUR 2: Responsibility. Austin Metcalf. Ruby Bridges.
HOUR 3: If you love her, let her go. "Boomerang kids."
There's nothing to fight for. Train crime is "down." Pearl calls. Adolescent misbehavior. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 6/2/26
HOUR 1: Fighting a Losing Battle. Atlanta Train Tragedy.
HOUR 2: Aliens. Pearl: Advice for Wives. Pick: Children vs God.
HOUR 3: Help Me with My Adolescent Son. "I'm a Beta Husband."
Working women, "big dogs" who want a soft life. Are UFOs real? Go and forgive your mother, and overcome fear. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Female Monday 🙋♀️ 6/1/26
HOUR 1: In-Studio: "Big Dog" Ladies Want a Soft Life
HOUR 2: Calls: Church Fellowship, Women
HOUR 3: Are Aliens Real? Calls
Going back to the Moon. ICE protests. HOURS 2-3: Myron Gaines joins Jesse on men & women and world affairs re: Iran, Israel, & Trump. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 5/29/26
HOUR 1: Going to the Moon. UFOs? ICE Protest in NJ.
HOUR 2: Myron Gaines on Men, Women, & US Policy.
HOUR 3: Myron on Global Affairs & Human Emotions.
What do parents do wrong? Caller's teen battering news coverage. Emotional churches. Pope warning on AI. How to overcome fear. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 5/28/26
HOUR 1: Experts: Poor Raising. Police Protest. Caller Battered by Teens.
HOUR 2: Evil, Emotional Churches. Father Calls-In.
HOUR 3: Pope Warning on AI. How to Overcome Fear.
Recent oil & chemical accidents. Were there advanced ancient civilizations? Starship test flights: Amazing new possibilities for space. Black holes: Infinite density. No nearby aliens, says Bill.
Punchie TV - Episode 089, Wednesday, May 27, 2026
Punchie TV - Episode 088, Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Bill discusses stem cells: The body is like a country, with corrupt liberals and welfare. We chose life: Don't let ego get out of control.
Punchie TV - Episode 087, Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Tucker: Trump puts you in a spell! Ella Emhoff: only now questioning SSRI's. SpaceX vs NASA? Asian hide-and-seek. Women's competition: Sabotage society!
Punchie TV - Episode 086, Wednesday, May 6, 2026
Punchie TV - Episode 085, Wednesday, April 29, 2026
It’s coming: Flying cars and AI air traffic control. New Covid variant in CA as Hegseth rescinds forced flu shots for the military. Zohran and Barack sing “Wheels on the Bus.”
Punchie TV - Episode 084, Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD