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JLPTalk
Punchie
HAKE REPORT
Can't Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26
James Hake
Can't Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26
James Hake

Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump's ad. Quebec politics. Black voices & racial understanding. 

The Hake Report, Monday, October 5, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Rumors | Don't Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26
James Hake
Rumors | Don't Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26
James Hake

Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don't sue, don't fight. Trump's Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment? 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26
James Hake
Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26
James Hake

Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn't died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
James Hake
Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
James Hake

Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Hake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26
James Hake
Hake-ism | Trump Tactic Amid Obstruction. Huckabee Welfare Ad. Nolan Wells Bias | HAKE Tue 9/29/26
James Hake

Trump "pocket rescission" on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. "Activist judges" stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders "anti-white" ad? Nolan Wells and people's racial bias & suspicion. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Killed by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26
James Hake
Killed by the Darkness | Elon Knows. RIP Charlie Kirk. Nolan Wells. Fake Theories | HAKE Mon 9/28/26
James Hake

Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship? 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Remember Who You Are | Mothers. Gloria Romero. Do the "If—" | JLP Mon 10/5/26
JLP Talk
Remember Who You Are | Mothers. Gloria Romero. Do the "If—" | JLP Mon 10/5/26
JLP Talk

Give up identity: remember who you are. TX mothers do in children. GUEST: Gloria J Romero for CA Lt Gov. "If—" poem for ladies. Is music to glorify God? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 10/5/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: TX mothers, children. 

HOUR 2 GUEST: Gloria J Romero. Education. 

HOUR 3: "If—" poem. Music & God? 

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JLP Talk
Lost People | Bullied. Cornell 7. Gun at Toy Store. Clancy Lawyer. France. Mothers | JLP Fri 10/2/26
JLP Talk
Lost People | Bullied. Cornell 7. Gun at Toy Store. Clancy Lawyer. France. Mothers | JLP Fri 10/2/26
JLP Talk

Repetitious life? "I understand" or "You're lost"? Bullied boy goes off 4th floor. Mother pulls gun, toy store. Clancy lawyer: "Not guilty"?! France migrants. Mothers charged. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 10/2/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Repetitious. Lost. Bullied boy dies. Tish James on Cornell 7. Mom pulls gun at toy store. 

HOUR 2: Lindsay Clancy lawyer: "Not guilty"?! I love-hate my "bougie" mother. 

HOUR 3: Migrant youth in France. Stories of mothers' alleged crimes. Amazing calls. 

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JLP Talk
Give Up Demands for a Day | Botched Execution. Rolls-Royce Church. "God Is Trans." | JLP Thu 10/1/26
JLP Talk
Give Up Demands for a Day | Botched Execution. Rolls-Royce Church. "God Is Trans." | JLP Thu 10/1/26
JLP Talk

As a victim, you put demands on the world: Give them up for a day. Lethal injections fail: Christa Pike. Religion is entertainment: Rolls-Royce pastor. "God is trans." Forgive 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 10/1/26

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Love being a victim. Failed execution! 

HOUR 2: Rolls-Royce in church. "God is trans." 

HOUR 3: Afraid of mother? Give up demands for one day. 

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JLP Talk
You Are Being Used | Car Crash STL. Kids or Cruise? Cornell 7. Welfare Ad | JLP Wed 9/30/26
JLP Talk
You Are Being Used | Car Crash STL. Kids or Cruise? Cornell 7. Welfare Ad | JLP Wed 9/30/26
JLP Talk

Victims are used. Pearl calls. Car crash STL. Shoplift tip? Kids or cruise? Trump: SI, genius, Africa. Israeli flight. Husband into porn? Hostin on Cornell 7. GOP welfare ad 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 9/30/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾 

HOUR 1: Victims are used. Pearl calls-in: white guys & women? 

HOUR 2: Car crash beating. Shoplift in white area? Left kids for cruise. 

HOUR 3: AI/SI genius. Congo/Rwanda. Israeli flight. Sunny Hostin. Sarah Sanders. 

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JLP Talk
Aren't You Tired? | Lone Juror Talks. Cornell U. Lady's Death Penalty. Nolan Wells | JLP Tue 9/29/26
JLP Talk
Aren't You Tired? | Lone Juror Talks. Cornell U. Lady's Death Penalty. Nolan Wells | JLP Tue 9/29/26
JLP Talk

Tired of trying to win? Clancy lone juror speaks. Made the dog your god. Whites complaining. Cornell allegations. Woman faces capital punishment. Nolan Wells' friends to sue? 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 9/29/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Tired trying to win? Lone juror speaks. Emotions for dog. What good is complaining? 

HOUR 2: White Americans' plight. Cornell University allegation dredged up again. 

HOUR 3: Woman faces capital punishment. Nolan Wells' friends to sue? 

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JLP Talk
He Who Loves His Life… | Hit-and-Run. 1619 Daughter. Super Mom? Women in Charge? | JLP Mon 9/28/26
JLP Talk
He Who Loves His Life… | Hit-and-Run. 1619 Daughter. Super Mom? Women in Charge? | JLP Mon 9/28/26
JLP Talk

"He who loves his life…" Hit-and-run, NC. 1619 daughter's school. Wife holds food & kid at game. Trump on Obama: "women in charge." TX mother died by bf. 85yo on integration 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 9/28/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: "He who loves his life…" Hit-and-run case. 1619 daughter's school. 

HOUR 2: Guilt supports the ego. Wife carries child and food to husband at game. 

HOUR 3: Trump on Obama's "women in charge." TX mother died by bf. 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV

Trump & AI. Bill Gates. Life will change. Boeing Starliner, rockets. Self-driving Tesla semi. Super El Niño. Obama: all-woman govt?! Speechless! Transformer robots? Unsafe drivers? Do my math, Bill? 

Punchie TV - Episode 107, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV

Jet pack. Cagefight w/ robot. SpaceX Starship orbit. Trump: AI is Super Intelligence. Doomers push fear. AI knows you. Trust AI with your info? Data centers? Machines will take over? Robotaxi? 

Punchie TV - Episode 106, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 

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Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV
AI Anxiety | PUNCHIE TV Ep 105
Punchie TV

AI doom? Trump says hoax! Slow down? Weapons in space. Self-driving risk. Elon Musk. Productivity, customer service. Anxious? Hugging Face hack. Spy on China? Anti-aging? No Kings? Robot protest. 

Punchie TV - Episode 105, Wednesday, September 16, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV
Does Earth Exist? | PUNCHIE TV Ep 104
Punchie TV

Tesla Cybercab in Dallas. Elon Musk: Low birth rate bad for civilization. Caesar & Roman marriage law. Waymo in L.A. & elsewhere: dangers. China AI-attacks Taiwan? JLP: Does Earth exist? Have proof? 

Punchie TV - Episode Ep 104, Wednesday, September 9, 2026 

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Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV
No More Work With AI? Trump & NASA | PUNCHIE TV Ep 103
Punchie TV

Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics. 

Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV
Social Media Addiction, Flock Cameras, Lindsay Clancy | JLP Joins PUNCHIE TV Ep 102
Punchie TV

SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks. 

Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026 

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Punchie TV