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Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn't died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence.
The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD
Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD
Trump "pocket rescission" on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. "Activist judges" stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders "anti-white" ad? Nolan Wells and people's racial bias & suspicion.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 AD
Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship?
The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 AD
Canadian socialism. Learn from your enemies; don't hate them. Bibi prefers Milei or Trump? Prager paralyzed, good attitude. Are Star Wars toys demonic idols? Diversity and the attack on Americans.
The Hake Report, Friday, September 25, 2026 AD
Repetitious life? "I understand" or "You're lost"? Bullied boy goes off 4th floor. Mother pulls gun, toy store. Clancy lawyer: "Not guilty"?! France migrants. Mothers charged. 👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 10/2/26
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️
HOUR 1: Repetitious. Lost. Bullied boy dies. Tish James on Cornell 7. Mom pulls gun at toy store.
HOUR 2: Lindsay Clancy lawyer: "Not guilty"?! I love-hate my "bougie" mother.
HOUR 3: Migrant youth in France. Stories of mothers' alleged crimes. Amazing calls.
As a victim, you put demands on the world: Give them up for a day. Lethal injections fail: Christa Pike. Religion is entertainment: Rolls-Royce pastor. "God is trans." Forgive 👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 10/1/26
Bible Thumper Thursday 📖
HOUR 1: Love being a victim. Failed execution!
HOUR 2: Rolls-Royce in church. "God is trans."
HOUR 3: Afraid of mother? Give up demands for one day.
Victims are used. Pearl calls. Car crash STL. Shoplift tip? Kids or cruise? Trump: SI, genius, Africa. Israeli flight. Husband into porn? Hostin on Cornell 7. GOP welfare ad 👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 9/30/26
Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾
HOUR 1: Victims are used. Pearl calls-in: white guys & women?
HOUR 2: Car crash beating. Shoplift in white area? Left kids for cruise.
HOUR 3: AI/SI genius. Congo/Rwanda. Israeli flight. Sunny Hostin. Sarah Sanders.
Tired of trying to win? Clancy lone juror speaks. Made the dog your god. Whites complaining. Cornell allegations. Woman faces capital punishment. Nolan Wells' friends to sue? 👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 9/29/26
Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕
HOUR 1: Tired trying to win? Lone juror speaks. Emotions for dog. What good is complaining?
HOUR 2: White Americans' plight. Cornell University allegation dredged up again.
HOUR 3: Woman faces capital punishment. Nolan Wells' friends to sue?
"He who loves his life…" Hit-and-run, NC. 1619 daughter's school. Wife holds food & kid at game. Trump on Obama: "women in charge." TX mother died by bf. 85yo on integration 👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 9/28/26
Female Monday 🙋♀️
HOUR 1: "He who loves his life…" Hit-and-run case. 1619 daughter's school.
HOUR 2: Guilt supports the ego. Wife carries child and food to husband at game.
HOUR 3: Trump on Obama's "women in charge." TX mother died by bf.
No one wins their cause. Bibi at UN. Father's 2A: bus stop: home school. Obama: Women lead. Female prison guard allowed attack? Proof of God? Uber guy left gals on fwy! 👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 9/25/26
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️
HOUR 1: Netanyahu at UN. Father's 2A for son, FL, home school.
HOUR 2: Obama: Women in charge. Ex-prison guard. Call to prayer!
HOUR 3: See your way out. Hassan "Sandy" shoes. Uber driver left gals on fwy.
Trump & AI. Bill Gates. Life will change. Boeing Starliner, rockets. Self-driving Tesla semi. Super El Niño. Obama: all-woman govt?! Speechless! Transformer robots? Unsafe drivers? Do my math, Bill?
Punchie TV - Episode 107, Wednesday, September 30, 2026
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Jet pack. Cagefight w/ robot. SpaceX Starship orbit. Trump: AI is Super Intelligence. Doomers push fear. AI knows you. Trust AI with your info? Data centers? Machines will take over? Robotaxi?
Punchie TV - Episode 106, Wednesday, September 23, 2026
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AI doom? Trump says hoax! Slow down? Weapons in space. Self-driving risk. Elon Musk. Productivity, customer service. Anxious? Hugging Face hack. Spy on China? Anti-aging? No Kings? Robot protest.
Punchie TV - Episode 105, Wednesday, September 16, 2026
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Tesla Cybercab in Dallas. Elon Musk: Low birth rate bad for civilization. Caesar & Roman marriage law. Waymo in L.A. & elsewhere: dangers. China AI-attacks Taiwan? JLP: Does Earth exist? Have proof?
Punchie TV - Episode Ep 104, Wednesday, September 9, 2026
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Nepal floods. Elon on AI. AI runs things: No work? Roman space telescope. Trump calls the ISS. Notion of control? Perfect peace? No. Bill's education: questioning Stephen Hawking black hole physics.
Punchie TV - Episode 103, Wednesday, September 2, 2026
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SpaceX. JLP: Meta addicted kids? Bill's robot? English official language. Harry, beta. Darth Vader against Flock cameras. Criminalize homeless? Robot demos go wrong. Lindsay Clancy reporter winks.
Punchie TV - Episode 102, Wednesday, August 25, 2026
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Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don't sue, don't fight. Trump's Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment?
The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD