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End of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
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End of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
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Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? "One on Christ"? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… 

The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD 

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We Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26
James Hake
We Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26
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Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women's politics, Jesus' politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD 

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Watch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26
James Hake
Watch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26
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Fit white pothead met his goals, but took "degenerate" personally. Future President's "Epstein" quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD

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Are Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26
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Are Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26
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Boomers hash it out with "constructive criticism." Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They're infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD 

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New Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26
James Hake
New Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26
James Hake

Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: "victory"? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo's Voting Rights Act. Hake and J's. 

The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD 

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Courts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26
James Hake
Courts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26
James Hake

What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called "Supreme Court" strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked! 

The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD 

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Would You Pay $1M to Get Mama Back? | JLP Fri 2-27-26
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Would You Pay $1M to Get Mama Back? | JLP Fri 2-27-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-27-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1  False charges of s— assault. No jail for shooting at house?! 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls: Wife hates JLP. "Hurt," born in a cult. 

🕗 HOUR 3  Pay $1M for mama? Grandma? 

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You've Recreated God in Your Image | JLP Thu 2-26-26
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You've Recreated God in Your Image | JLP Thu 2-26-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-26-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Luke 9: 23. Man drove into family. 

🕖 HOUR 2  Pastor lady: "Christlike" Zohran. 

🕗 HOUR 3  Miss CA on Zionism. Newsmax Christians for Israel 

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No Love in People | JLP Wed 2-25-26
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No Love in People | JLP Wed 2-25-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 2-25-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour 

🕕 HOUR 1  Bill Lockwood on SOTU. Tariffs. 

🕖 HOUR 2  SOTU: Ukrainian. Trans. NYPD snowball fight. BAFTA Tourette's. 

🕗 HOUR 3  Biker gang forces "N-word" apology. My son's effeminate. 

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Is Anger Normal? | JLP Tue 2-24-26
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Is Anger Normal? | JLP Tue 2-24-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 2-24-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Experts: Anger? Gavin Newsom, 960 SAT, like you. 

🕖 HOUR 2  Calls: Anger management? Worried? 

🕗 HOUR 3  Pepper spray incidents. Dad outta prison. 

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Keep Digging to Find Gold | JLP Mon 2-23-26
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Keep Digging to Find Gold | JLP Mon 2-23-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 2-23-26 🙋‍♀️ Female Monday 

🕕 HOUR 1  Digging for gold. Mar-a-Lago incident. Mama said he had nightmares?! 

🕖 HOUR 2  Anti-ICE walkout. 

🕗 HOUR 3  Drunk mom: Walk to school! "Right-wing" son kicked out? 

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36 Years of BOND | JLP Fri 2-20-26
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36 Years of BOND | JLP Fri 2-20-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-20-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1  ROUGH START. Calls: Angry wife. Hugged mom. 

🕖 HOUR 2  "F— Trump" ad. Black History Month: Trump. White ladies. 

🕗 HOUR 3  BOND 36th Anniversary. Christian Nation? School indoctrination. 

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Punchie
State of the Union? PUNCHIE TV Ep 076 - Wed 2-25-26
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State of the Union? PUNCHIE TV Ep 076 - Wed 2-25-26
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Trump's SOTU: Is the economy improving for the "little guy"? Are we just complaining about "them"? Is a woman president the end? 

Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 076 

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What a Mess: PUNCHIE TV Ep 075 - Wed 2-11-26
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What a Mess: PUNCHIE TV Ep 075 - Wed 2-11-26
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Kurt airs "grievances" on people being inappropriately giddy and not caring about societal breakdown. The "Experts" discuss Epstein, crime, NJF and Trump. 

Punchie TVEpisode 075, Wednesday, February 11, 2026 

WATCH Punchie TV YouTube Ep 075

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Right-Wing TDS? or "Accelerationism": PUNCHIE TV Ep 074: Wed 2-4-26
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Right-Wing TDS? or "Accelerationism": PUNCHIE TV Ep 074: Wed 2-4-26
Punchie

Fuentes vs Trump… Kamala shoulda won: To destroy the country and unite the right? Stop calling him "Our Future President"! 

Punchie TV Episode 074, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 

Ep 074 on YouTube 

Punchie
Trump, the Lone Penguin, Pursues Peace: PUNCHIE TV Ep 073: Wed 1-28-26
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Trump, the Lone Penguin, Pursues Peace: PUNCHIE TV Ep 073: Wed 1-28-26
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WATCH Punchie TV YouTube: Ep 073

How'd you come to BOND? The lone penguin: Is that Trump? Immigration retreat? Is Derrick for Trump or Obama? Everything isn't about race! 

Punchie TV Episode 73, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 

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Trump: Father of the World - PUNCHIE TV Ep 072: Wed 1-21-26
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Trump: Father of the World - PUNCHIE TV Ep 072: Wed 1-21-26
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Confronting TDS sufferers among us. NJF: "kid" or a man? Is Trump helping fight the g—ide upon whites? So what if they own Magic Kingdom? 

Punchie TV Episode 072, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 

Punchie
Humiliation rituals and modern marriages? PUNCHIE TV Ep 071: Wed 1-14-26
Punchie
Humiliation rituals and modern marriages? PUNCHIE TV Ep 071: Wed 1-14-26
Punchie

Why do people enjoy humiliation? Is getting married a humiliation ritual? What if a daughter asked her father to dance in a tutu? 

Punchie TV Episode 071, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
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🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election

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