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People have no love. "Know" about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! "Chopped," good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: "Controversial"
The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD
Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y'all never talk about CWP's (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD
Human rights for "migrants" vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects.
The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD
We don't mean harm talking about y'all! But y'all are offended, talking about us! Hake's Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!
The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD
More shrill voices on Trump's Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, "The sky is falling!" Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn't pay?!
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 4-2-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: Trump addressed the nation. Calls
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: Laughing man…
🕗 HOUR 3: Trump Easter luncheon. Christian persecution.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 4-1-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Kick evil out. Victim Minneapolis city councilwoman. Pearl calls-in.
🕖 HOUR 2: Tuskegee coach arrest drama. Gen Z slang: Experts.
🕗 HOUR 3: Inmates express themselves.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 3-31-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: Fascinated with evil. 15yo shot teacher, self.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: Scared of mother. Polygamy? Worried for mother
🕗 HOUR 3: AI teachers! Usha reading to kids. JD Vance on Ilhan Omar.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 3-30-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Give up belief. Female news anchors. Kings rally.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls: Can't or won't? Marriage? Polygamy?
🕗 HOUR 3: Drop your beliefs. Boots on the ground? Firebombing foiled! Tiffany Henyard dad
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 3-27-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1: Loving misery. Funding DHS. FL Sheriffs, soft on immigration. USC debate canceled!
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls, Supers: Fathers dealing with difficult mothers
🕗 HOUR 3: Teen takeovers. Experts: Virgin husband, formerly promiscuous wife?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 3-26-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: What's a "saint"? Nick Shirley in CA. Social media lawsuits.
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls… child with a woman 12 years older?!
🕗 HOUR 3: Drilling! Gal 2: 20; Anglican SJW; Model vs men? Hegseth pastor vs Talarico?
Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.
Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war.
Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Trump's SOTU: Is the economy improving for the "little guy"? Are we just complaining about "them"? Is a woman president the end?
Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD