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HAKE REPORT
IDK, HAKE? Tue 11/3/26
James Hake
IDK, HAKE? Tue 11/3/26
James Hake

MAYBE The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 3, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
SORRY! 🚫 NO HAKE Mon 11/2/26
James Hake
SORRY! 🚫 NO HAKE Mon 11/2/26
James Hake

SORRY, NO The Hake Report, Monday, November 2, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Blind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? "Ooga-Booga." Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26
James Hake
Blind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? "Ooga-Booga." Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26
James Hake

Attack on men: r— convictions. Did Jesus' body rise from the dead? 3yo soccer player's parents. "Robin Hood" socialism. Obama: Trump "Cheesecake Factory"? Is it evil to get violent when antagonized? 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 30, 2026 AD 

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Pointing at Others | All Sinned? 'Bitter Silence.' Halloween. 'Black Fatigue'? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26
James Hake
Pointing at Others | All Sinned? 'Bitter Silence.' Halloween. 'Black Fatigue'? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26
James Hake

"Don't point out blacks: it's not all. All have sinned." Typical take. DeMar DeRozan on X: dark room, bitter silence. "Black fatigue" is a made-up word for anger: A blind spot for white grievances? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 29, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Level-Headed | French Canadian. "Ugh" Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26
James Hake
Level-Headed | French Canadian. "Ugh" Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26
James Hake

French Canadian words. Renter text: "Ugh they are black." Christians and Jews alike! Portland XX-XY protests. Eminem, Kid Rock, Kanye, Bush. Respect Trump doing a good job. God made life & evolution? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 28, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
Missing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers' Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26
James Hake
Missing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers' Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26
James Hake

What "antichrist" means. "Have a heart" trap stories. Electric wristwatches bad? Miracles: Would God violate His own laws of nature? "Curse of Ham"?! 3yo soccer parents. Fathers' love & Billy Corgan. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 27, 2026 AD 

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James Hake
JLPTalk
Vote for More Pain? | Haley Stevens. Violent Ladies. Trick-or-Treat. AI Medicine? | JLP Tue 11/3/26
JLP Talk
Vote for More Pain? | Haley Stevens. Violent Ladies. Trick-or-Treat. AI Medicine? | JLP Tue 11/3/26
JLP Talk

Haley Stevens left the crowd. Not "good enough"? Lady threatens Trump. Trick-or-treat juice. Violent activist girl. Chicago fireman vs man. AI med advice. Elon's Blindsight. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 11/3/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: Haley Stevens left the crowd. Same fight inside you. 

HOUR 2: Not "good enough" for ex-husband? 

HOUR 3: Trump threat. Trick-or-treat. Activist girl. Chicago fireman. ChatGPT med advice. Elon’s Blindsight. 

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JLP Talk
Falling Away | El-Sayed Betrayed? France Riot. Jet Crash. Halloween Shootings | JLP Mon 11/2/26
JLP Talk
Falling Away | El-Sayed Betrayed? France Riot. Jet Crash. Halloween Shootings | JLP Mon 11/2/26
JLP Talk

Stevens backs Rogers over El-Sayed in MI. France march: Molotov cocktails. Private jet crash, 20yo copilot. Halloween shootings across U.S. Man kills brother, homemade gun 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 11/2/26 

Female Monday 🙋‍♀️ 

HOUR 1: Stevens backs Rogers. Molotov cocktails France. Nuclear on Iran? 

HOUR 2: Private jet crash. Halloween shootings explained. 

HOUR 3: Taking care of family. Female copilot. Man kills brother. 

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JLP Talk
Pay Attention | Red Baron "Prank." Child Neglect for Vegas? Forgive. DHS Hack | JLP Fri 10/30/26
JLP Talk
Pay Attention | Red Baron "Prank." Child Neglect for Vegas? Forgive. DHS Hack | JLP Fri 10/30/26
JLP Talk

Michigan Red Baron worker "prank." Mother left kids home for Vegas. Forgive. One with God: Love. Believing Jesus is God? DHS hack. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 10/30/26 

Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 

HOUR 1: Michigan Red Baron worker "prank." Mother left kids at home for Vegas. 

HOUR 2: Forgave mother after breakup. Believing Jesus is God is bad? 

HOUR 3: Ideas of God. Who are you? A sinner? DHS hack. 

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JLP Talk
Judas Expectations | Bannon on Trump. Pastor's Two Wives. Christians & Halloween? | JLP Thu 10/29/26
JLP Talk
Judas Expectations | Bannon on Trump. Pastor's Two Wives. Christians & Halloween? | JLP Thu 10/29/26
JLP Talk

Why you love being overwhelmed? Bannon: Trump '28, God's providence. Pastor's two wives. TX softball fight. Christians & Halloween? Judging, not living. Mustard seed. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 10/29/26 

Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 

HOUR 1: Overwhelmed to escape. Bannon: Trump '28, instrument of God's will.  

HOUR 2: 3rd term: Be perfect. Pastor's two wives. Softball fight. Halloween? 

HOUR 3: Christians judging. Finding lost to agree. Mustard seed: Light. Sweet potato pie. 

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JLP Talk
Evil Runs Deep | Bill Lockwood. Europe. Israel. Midterms. Iwo Jima. 3yo Bodycam | JLP Wed 10/28/26
JLP Talk
Evil Runs Deep | Bill Lockwood. Europe. Israel. Midterms. Iwo Jima. 3yo Bodycam | JLP Wed 10/28/26
JLP Talk

It's not easy. Bill Lockwood: France, borders, socialism, midterms, Israel, Iran. Europe protests: Not about schools. Judging others. Iwo Jima memorial. 3yo soccer bodycam. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 10/28/26 

Black Excellence ☝🏾 / Manhood Hour 💪🏾 

HOUR 1: Bill Lockwood: France, multiculturalism, communism, elections.  

HOUR 2: Lockwood: midterms, Israel, Iran. Europe unrest: Not about schools! 

HOUR 3: Judging others. Iwo Jima. 3yo soccer bodycam. Delivered baby.

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JLP Talk
Help Will Come | 15yo! Hijack Text. South Africa. Pregnant? Israel. LA. NYC. 3yo | JLP Tue 10/27/26
JLP Talk
Help Will Come | 15yo! Hijack Text. South Africa. Pregnant? Israel. LA. NYC. 3yo | JLP Tue 10/27/26
JLP Talk

Watch thrills. 15yo arrested. Hating the rich! Hijack plane text. 10yo sis cried. Israel, LA vote. South Africa father. Fake pregnancy! Soccer 3yo parents. NYC gal jabs Jews. 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 10/27/26 

Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 

HOUR 1: 15yo arrested in FL. "Hijack" text on plane. Call: 10yo sis. 

HOUR 2: Israel & L.A. elections. South Africa father. Fake-pregnant con. 

HOUR 3: 3yo black soccer player's parents, police. NYC Jews jabbed by lady. 

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JLP Talk
Punchie TV
Ukraine Starlink, Midterms, The View | PUNCHIE TV Ep 111
Punchie TV
Ukraine Starlink, Midterms, The View | PUNCHIE TV Ep 111
Punchie TV

Elon pulls Starlink from Ukraine? Midterms, economy, Democrats. Musk donations. Vance. The View on Bill Maher. Bannon: Trump 3rd term? L.A. mayor race. Trump: "paid protesters." 

Punchie TV - Episode 111, Wednesday, October 28, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Tesla Roadster, France Protests, Fraud Busts | Punchie TV Ep 110
Punchie TV
Tesla Roadster, France Protests, Fraud Busts | Punchie TV Ep 110
Punchie TV

Breaches. Internet history. Tesla Roadster flies. Optimus vs jail? France protests: vacation, mothers, jogger. CA voters. Nick Shirley: expose fraud. Women's health. Elon's vision. Tesla Diner. 

Punchie TV - Episode 110, Wednesday, October 21, 2026 

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Punchie TV
"I Guess I'm the Enemy" | Jellyfish Cloud. Trump. AI Godfather. Elon Musk. DST | PUNCHIE TV Ep 109
Punchie TV
"I Guess I'm the Enemy" | Jellyfish Cloud. Trump. AI Godfather. Elon Musk. DST | PUNCHIE TV Ep 109
Punchie TV

SpaceX jellyfish cloud. Trump: Super Intelligence, not AI. "I guess I'm the enemy." AI Godfather. Elon Musk, National Medal of Science. CyberCab passive income? AM, PM, Daylight Savings, Flat Earth. 

Punchie TV - Episode 109, Wednesday, October 14, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Elon Predictions, Trump Dividend | Punchie TV Ep 108
Punchie TV
Elon Predictions, Trump Dividend | Punchie TV Ep 108
Punchie TV

L.A. speed cameras. Starship after "orbit." Neuralink for the blind? Airbags, no seatbelts? Optimus robot surgeons? Auto river cleaner, bubbles for trash. Med beds? Gov vs people? Trump $5k? 

Punchie TV - Episode 108, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 

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Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV
SI, Bill Gates, Obama All Women Govt | PUNCHIE TV Ep 107
Punchie TV

Trump & AI. Bill Gates. Life will change. Boeing Starliner, rockets. Self-driving Tesla semi. Super El Niño. Obama: all-woman govt?! Speechless! Transformer robots? Unsafe drivers? Do my math, Bill? 

Punchie TV - Episode 107, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 

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Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV
Super Intelligence | PUNCHIE TV Ep 106
Punchie TV

Jet pack. Cagefight w/ robot. SpaceX Starship orbit. Trump: AI is Super Intelligence. Doomers push fear. AI knows you. Trust AI with your info? Data centers? Machines will take over? Robotaxi? 

Punchie TV - Episode 106, Wednesday, September 23, 2026 

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Punchie TV