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Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”!
The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD
Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was "Chud the Builder" wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure?
The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD
Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you're right.
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD
Good news on immigration. Trump: I don't think about Americans' finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting "b-wordy." Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD
Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. "Chud the Builder" seeks violence?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD
The Civil War was unnecessary. Muslims in San Diego incident. "Chud the Builder" never getting out! Tommy Robinson rally. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday - 5/19/26
🕕 HOUR 1: Civil War history. Muslim center in San Diego.
🕖 HOUR 2: Chud ain't never getting out!
🕗 HOUR 3: 🇬🇧 Unite the Kingdom protests
Catch yourself; don't judge yourself. You're falling into thoughts. Ladies call-in all day. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🙋♀️ Female Monday - 5/18/26
🕕 HOUR 1: Stop yelling. Life you have = life you want.
🕖 HOUR 2: Stop thinking. You're judging!
🕗 HOUR 3: Give up self-concern.
Parents are making their white children angry. Karen Bass vs. Spencer Pratt. Boy mad he's not black! We should never interpret. Gov't took parents' job. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 5/15/26
🕕 HOUR 1: LATE. Father berates son. Homeless teeth care.
🕖 HOUR 2: Karen Bass vs Spencer Pratt.
🕗 HOUR 3: Fighting police. Boy mad he's white?! Never interpret.
You're judging God. "Wives, obey your husbands." Mental health in the black community. Some people want to wake up. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
📖 Bible Thumper Thursday 👨🏾🦲 JLP 5/14/26
🕕 HOUR 1: James 4: 11, Judging your brother. Pearl at church: Obey your husband?
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls… BQ
🕗 HOUR 3: Black America, mental health, Justin Pearson. "Apostles"?
America is South Africa: Same things happening. Attack on men: Women leading, everyone suffering. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Wed 5/13/26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: South Africa's fall, like America
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls, Supers:
🕗 HOUR 3: Attack on men: No love in family. Callers on forgiveness
Religion is prison. California chose crime and Chinese spies. Need Mississippi laws! 👨🏾🦲 JLP
🐴 🪕 C&W Tues 5/12/26
🕕 HOUR 1: Religion is prison, just like gov't. Upscale burglaries.
🕖 HOUR 2: Callers listen to the Devil.
🕗 HOUR 3: Chinese mayor! MS: "Think twice." Harvard shooting. Dog died!
Bill discusses stem cells: The body is like a country, with corrupt liberals and welfare. We chose life: Don't let ego get out of control.
Punchie TV - Episode 087, Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Tucker: Trump puts you in a spell! Ella Emhoff: only now questioning SSRI's. SpaceX vs NASA? Asian hide-and-seek. Women's competition: Sabotage society!
Punchie TV - Episode 086, Wednesday, May 6, 2026
Punchie TV - Episode 085, Wednesday, April 29, 2026
It’s coming: Flying cars and AI air traffic control. New Covid variant in CA as Hegseth rescinds forced flu shots for the military. Zohran and Barack sing “Wheels on the Bus.”
Punchie TV - Episode 084, Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Punchie TV - Episode 083, Wednesday, April 15, 2026
PODCAST (Episode 083) - Substack
Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation."
Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is "accountability" in race? People dig in because of pride.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD