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AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD
Hake says Trump's basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: "pointing out" vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious!
The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD
Children's music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake's puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
Do you prefer emotions or understanding? Joining a cause: ICE, Austin or Karmelo. Recognize you don't love one another. Teens. Storeowner. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 6/5/26 🗣️
HOUR 1: Emotional: ICE protests. Karmelo Anthony jury.
HOUR 2: Needless fighting over Austin Metcalf case.
HOUR 3: Teens: FL gov candidate. Kenya incident. SC storeowner.
Human nature is a mess: e.g., tragic UK case. Religious intellect: not of God. You are not your brother's keeper. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Bible Thumper Thursday 📖 6/4/26
HOUR 1: Human nature. Financial wisdom vs Ego.
HOUR 2: Calls. Controversial UK tragedy.
HOUR 3: Pope Leo protest. Pastor's tears. Preaching at a club.
L.A./CA primaries. Self-responsibility. Austin Metcalf case. Ruby Bridges & integration. Making women a false god. Adults living with parents. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Two Hours of Black Excellence ✌🏾 THEN Manhood Hour 💪 Wed 6/3/26
HOUR 1: Los Angeles/CA primaries. Calls: God's values.
HOUR 2: Responsibility. Austin Metcalf. Ruby Bridges.
HOUR 3: If you love her, let her go. "Boomerang kids."
There's nothing to fight for. Train crime is "down." Pearl calls. Adolescent misbehavior. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Country & Western Tuesday 🐴 🪕 6/2/26
HOUR 1: Fighting a Losing Battle. Atlanta Train Tragedy.
HOUR 2: Aliens. Pearl: Advice for Wives. Pick: Children vs God.
HOUR 3: Help Me with My Adolescent Son. "I'm a Beta Husband."
Working women, "big dogs" who want a soft life. Are UFOs real? Go and forgive your mother, and overcome fear. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Female Monday 🙋♀️ 6/1/26
HOUR 1: In-Studio: "Big Dog" Ladies Want a Soft Life
HOUR 2: Calls: Church Fellowship, Women
HOUR 3: Are Aliens Real? Calls
Going back to the Moon. ICE protests. HOURS 2-3: Myron Gaines joins Jesse on men & women and world affairs re: Iran, Israel, & Trump. 👨🏾🦲 JLP
Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 🗣️ 5/29/26
HOUR 1: Going to the Moon. UFOs? ICE Protest in NJ.
HOUR 2: Myron Gaines on Men, Women, & US Policy.
HOUR 3: Myron on Global Affairs & Human Emotions.
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Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov't media "corny"!
The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD