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Hake
Have Patience | Wed 4-22-26
James Hake
Have Patience | Wed 4-22-26
James Hake

JLP's patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II "actors" fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? "N"-joke wasn't personal! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Evil Energy | Tue 4-21-26
James Hake
Evil Energy | Tue 4-21-26
James Hake

The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber's boyhood joke, still touchy! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26
James Hake
Were There Cave Men in the Bible? | Mon 4-20-26
James Hake

South Africa crime. Trump's psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people. 

The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Tap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26
James Hake
Tap-Dancing 'Parasites' | Fri 4-17-26
James Hake

Don't say "parasites." What's the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones "tap-dancing"? 

The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Half-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26
James Hake
Half-Hour of HAKE | Thu 4-16-26
James Hake

JUST 30 MINS! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD 

James Hake
HAKE (ONE HOUR ONLY) | Wed 4-15-26
James Hake
HAKE (ONE HOUR ONLY) | Wed 4-15-26
James Hake

JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don't hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody's fair-minded. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD 

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JLP
Get an Understanding | JLP Wed 4-22-26
JLP News
Get an Understanding | JLP Wed 4-22-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 4-22-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour 

🕕 HOUR 1: Virginia redistricting. "Transactional" Kamala. Baiting police! 

🕖 HOUR 2: Brandon Johnson's teen takeovers. 

🕗 HOUR 3: Trump: "If—" Bible verses. Hegseth quote. 

JLP News
Get Off the Battlefield | JLP Tue 4-21-26
JLP News
Get Off the Battlefield | JLP Tue 4-21-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP ​​Tue 4-21-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 

🕕 HOUR 1: If one doesn't agree, you're mad. Dem wives. Pot interviews. 

🕖 HOUR 2: Zimbabwe history. A wife who won't obey?! Stop Nick Shirley Act! 

🕗 HOUR 3: VA redistricting. Mexican pyramid incident. Father, 8 kids, crying. Postal worker vs lady! 

JLP News
Messenger of Love or Hate? | JLP Mon 4-20-26
JLP News
Messenger of Love or Hate? | JLP Mon 4-20-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 4-20-26 🙋‍♀️ Female Monday 

🕕 HOUR 1: 8 children in Louisiana. 

🕖 HOUR 2: IDF vs Jesus statue. Stepsister on a cruise. 

🕗 HOUR 3: Trump psychedelics EO: Disagree? 

JLP News
Through Hell to Clarity | JLP Fri 4-17-26
JLP News
Through Hell to Clarity | JLP Fri 4-17-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 4-17-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 HOUR 1: Justice Clarence Thomas. 

🕖 HOUR 2: Dark brown Jesus? Bless’s drunks. Illegal Haitian.

🕗 HOUR 3: RIP Justin Fairfax. Callers.

JLP News
Examples of Hell | JLP Thu 4-16-26
JLP News
Examples of Hell | JLP Thu 4-16-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 4-16-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday 

🕕 HOUR 1: Scripture: trials. Omaha Walmart. Principal stops copycat. 

🕖 HOUR 2: Keisha Lance Bottoms. 

🕗 HOUR 3: Pope in Algeria. St Augustine. 

JLP News
Stop Lying to Yourself | JLP Wed 4-15-26
JLP News
Stop Lying to Yourself | JLP Wed 4-15-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 4-15-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour 

🕕 HOUR 1: Stop lying to yourself. Trump vs media priests. 

🕖 HOUR 2: Sen Mark Kelly: white guys. "What's DEI?" Biden: Obama lookalike. 

🕗 HOUR 3: Jada Smith. Epictetus quote. Stay-at-home boyfriends. 

JLP News
Punchie
The Wheels on AI Go Round and Round: PUNCHIE TV Ep 084 | Wed 4-22-26
Punchie
The Wheels on AI Go Round and Round: PUNCHIE TV Ep 084 | Wed 4-22-26
Punchie

It’s coming: Flying cars and AI air traffic control. New Covid variant in CA as Hegseth rescinds forced flu shots for the military. Zohran and Barack sing “Wheels on the Bus.”

Punchie TV - Episode 084, Wednesday, April 22, 2026

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Punchie
Bill Hosts: Trump, AI Future, Round Earth | PUNCHIE TV Ep 083 | Wed 4-15-26
Punchie
Bill Hosts: Trump, AI Future, Round Earth | PUNCHIE TV Ep 083 | Wed 4-15-26
Punchie

Punchie TV - Episode 083, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube 

PODCAST (Episode 083) - Substack 

Punchie
Bill Hosts: Moon, Democrats, Anger | PUNCHIE TV Ep 082 | Wed 4-8-26
Punchie
Bill Hosts: Moon, Democrats, Anger | PUNCHIE TV Ep 082 | Wed 4-8-26
Punchie

Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation." 

Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 

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Punchie
'Back' to the Moon? April Fools?! PUNCHIE TV Ep 081 | Wed 4-1-26
Punchie
'Back' to the Moon? April Fools?! PUNCHIE TV Ep 081 | Wed 4-1-26
Punchie

Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.

Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026

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Punchie
'Many Men' Know About Women: PUNCHIE TV Ep 080 - Wed 3-25-26
Punchie
'Many Men' Know About Women: PUNCHIE TV Ep 080 - Wed 3-25-26
Punchie

Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife? 

Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 

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Punchie
Marco Rubio 2028? PUNCHIE TV Ep 079 | Wed 3-18-26
Punchie
Marco Rubio 2028? PUNCHIE TV Ep 079 | Wed 3-18-26
Punchie

Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty? 

Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

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RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election

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