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Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake's Israel-Iran "epistemology" gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD
The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD
News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump's next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo'd from the 60s.
The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD
Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: "Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?" IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump.
The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD
Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana "Forget Trump" Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 3-25-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1: Bill Lockwood on Israel and foreign aid
🕖 HOUR 2: Bill Lockwood on Judaism and Christianity; Supers, Calls
🕗 HOUR 3: Trainwrecks: Teen takeover. Crime and Democrats
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 3-24-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday
🕕 HOUR 1: Farm ladies turn down $26M from AI
🕖 HOUR 2: Calls, Supers. Bachelorette canceled after TMZ footage
🕗 HOUR 3: Restaurant bill fight. Parking confrontation
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 3-23-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday
🕕 HOUR 1: Cesar Chavez, no longer a "hero"
🕖 HOUR 2: Nick Shirley, James O'Keefe, in CA
🕗 HOUR 3: Gf bickered with old man! Children's grief widow convicted. Brazilian black makeup
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 3-20-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday
🕕 HOUR 1 Trump vs Japan: appears to know the real reality within.
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls: salvation, anger, relationships. RIP Chuck Norris.
🕗 HOUR 3 Defendant doesn't care. Life hack: Stealing food!
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 3-19-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1: Joe Kent, possible leaker? Ever experience uncertainty?
🕖 HOUR 2: Special Ed TikTok teacher calls against Trump. Ladies call.
🕗 HOUR 3: Hermaphrodite call. Colossians 3: 8-10
👨🏾🦲 JLP Wed 3-18-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour
🕕 HOUR 1 Uncertain life. Jasmine Crockett's late bodyguard.
🕖 HOUR 2 Pomona College. Daytona, Santa Monica. Daughter's beard
🕗 HOUR 3 Joe Kent betrayed Trump?
Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife?
Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Trump: Cuba's next. Will Iran war be a success or failure? Anti-American protesters NYC. If we don't have "mass deportations," is that effectively amnesty?
Punchie TV - Episode 079, Wednesday, March 18, 2026
FBI: Iran drone threat to CA? Trump after Mar-a-Lago shooting. Will he win the Iran war? Hillary defies Epstein Republicans. Jim Carrey: Showcase personality. Nuclear deniers call!
Punchie TV - Episode 078, Wednesday, March 11, 2026
The Venus landing. The Moon base. The Ocean bottom. Will AI give us high income or hell? THEN: Iran War reignites Punchie TV war.
Punchie TV Episode 077, Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Trump's SOTU: Is the economy improving for the "little guy"? Are we just complaining about "them"? Is a woman president the end?
Punchie TV Episode 076, Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Kurt airs "grievances" on people being inappropriately giddy and not caring about societal breakdown. The "Experts" discuss Epstein, crime, NJF and Trump.
Punchie TVEpisode 075, Wednesday, February 11, 2026
WATCH Punchie TV YouTube Ep 075
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
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Don't worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD