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Hake
Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26
James Hake
Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26
James Hake

"We are slaves" in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake's favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: "Are you in a cult?" Caller witnessed "tongues" firsthand. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26
James Hake
Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26
James Hake

No need to explain yourself or give time to "crybabies," but I do, alas. Is Trump "tweaking" right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob? 

The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD 

James Hake
The Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26
James Hake
The Spirit Matters | Fri 5-1-26
James Hake

"Respect" is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions? 

The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26
James Hake
Running Off My Fanbase | Thu 4-30-26
James Hake

Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: "Shots fired," a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We're TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD 

James Hake
'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26
James Hake
'Fighting Words' | HAKE Wed 4-29-26
James Hake

50-minutes of a black man's "lived experience" with "weaponized" words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD's enemy? Dating an autistic girl? 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD 

James Hake
Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26
James Hake
Gullible and Naive to Evil | Tue 4-28-26
James Hake

They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O'Donnell's "evil" intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26 

James Hake
JLP
On a Cruise with… Hantavirus or Black People? | JLP Tue 5-5-26
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On a Cruise with… Hantavirus or Black People? | JLP Tue 5-5-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 5-5-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 

🕕 HOUR 1: Secret Service shooting. Trump vs Iran. 

🕖 HOUR 2: Calls, Supers: Israel, epilepsy. 

🕗 HOUR 3: Hantavirus on a cruise! Or black people? 

JLP News
Dedicate the Rest of Your Life to Waking Up | JLP Mon 5-4-26
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Dedicate the Rest of Your Life to Waking Up | JLP Mon 5-4-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 5-4-26 🙋‍♀️ Female Monday 

🕕 Hr 1: Wake up. South Africa immigration. Forgive and forget. 

🕖 Hr 2: Iffy relationships. Supers. No bailout for Spirit! 

🕗 Hr 3: Plane hit truck! Cop stopped jumper, cried to wife! Supers

JLP News
Victims Shall Be Disappointed | JLP Fri 5-1-26
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Victims Shall Be Disappointed | JLP Fri 5-1-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 5-1-26 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday 

🕕 Hr 1: "Voting Rights" victims. L.A. Olympics. 

🕖 Hr 2: Don't recommend mushrooms. What good have they done in 70 years? 

🕗 Hr 3: Chevy Chase's mom. Brandon Gill: fave? Dynamite gf. Fast food fights. 

JLP News
Let All Bitterness Go | JLP Thu 4-30-26
JLP News
Let All Bitterness Go | JLP Thu 4-30-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 4-30-26 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday 

🕕 Hr 1: Bitterness: James Carville, Joy Behar… Amish? 

🕖 Hr 2: Death is not real. Generational curse. 

🕗 Hr 3: Death penalty. Black women & children: Govt, streets, kitten, PS5 

JLP News
In Search of Monsters to Destroy | JLP Wed 4-29-26
JLP News
In Search of Monsters to Destroy | JLP Wed 4-29-26
JLP News

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 4-29-26 ✌🏾 Two Hours of Black Excellence 💪 THEN Manhood Hour 

🕕 Hr 1: Bill Lockwood on SPLC, ADL. 

🕖 Hr 2: Lockwood: Iran war: Unconstitutional. How people turn. 

🕗 Hr 3: Calls 

JLP News
Can't Take Out a Son of God | JLP Tue 4-28-26
JLP News
Can't Take Out a Son of God | JLP Tue 4-28-26
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👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 4-28-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday 

🕕 HOUR 1: Third attempt, 60 Minutes vs Trump. 

🕖 HOUR 2: Cole Allen. Supers. 

🕗 HOUR 3: Cincinnati police chief fired. NYC incidents. Bit a face! 

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Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 085 | Wed 4-29-26
Punchie
Bill Hosts PUNCHIE TV Ep 085 | Wed 4-29-26
Punchie

Punchie TV - Episode 085, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 

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Punchie
The Wheels on AI Go Round and Round: PUNCHIE TV Ep 084 | Wed 4-22-26
Punchie
The Wheels on AI Go Round and Round: PUNCHIE TV Ep 084 | Wed 4-22-26
Punchie

It’s coming: Flying cars and AI air traffic control. New Covid variant in CA as Hegseth rescinds forced flu shots for the military. Zohran and Barack sing “Wheels on the Bus.”

Punchie TV - Episode 084, Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Punchie TV YouTube

Punchie
Bill Hosts: Trump, AI Future, Round Earth | PUNCHIE TV Ep 083 | Wed 4-15-26
Punchie
Bill Hosts: Trump, AI Future, Round Earth | PUNCHIE TV Ep 083 | Wed 4-15-26
Punchie

Punchie TV - Episode 083, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube 

PODCAST (Episode 083) - Substack 

Punchie
Bill Hosts: Moon, Democrats, Anger | PUNCHIE TV Ep 082 | Wed 4-8-26
Punchie
Bill Hosts: Moon, Democrats, Anger | PUNCHIE TV Ep 082 | Wed 4-8-26
Punchie

Bill hosts Punchie TV solo! Space ship mess. The welfare state. Caller struggles with anger, loss of "reputation." 

Punchie TV - Episode 082, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 

Punchie TV YouTube 

Punchie
'Back' to the Moon? April Fools?! PUNCHIE TV Ep 081 | Wed 4-1-26
Punchie
'Back' to the Moon? April Fools?! PUNCHIE TV Ep 081 | Wed 4-1-26
Punchie

Trump: Every day is April Fools Day in America. Artemis II moon mission: Wait and see. Space deniers question Neil Armstrong. Big ideas from NASA and Elon Musk.

Punchie TV - Episode 081, Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Punchie TV YouTube

Punchie
'Many Men' Know About Women: PUNCHIE TV Ep 080 - Wed 3-25-26
Punchie
'Many Men' Know About Women: PUNCHIE TV Ep 080 - Wed 3-25-26
Punchie

Women! Bachelorette. Clavicular. Luka Doncic. Cesar Chavez. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Turned a H— into a housewife? 

Punchie TV - Episode 080, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 

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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Hake returns to Caledonian Elixir – Thu 1-15-26
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Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD — Hake returns to talk with Vincent Lawlor on his podcast Caledonian Elixir on YouTube and X Live.‍ ‍

We discussed the Renee Good ICE shooting in Minneapolis, Trump’s growing involvement in Venezuela and Iran, and Christianity.

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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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DEBATE: Was Trump the Right Pick over Kamala?
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Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!

WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)

LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify‍ ‍(starts 2-mins in)

Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates
RIP Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska | Punchie TV 055 - Wed 9-10-25
Punchie TV, Updates

🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident. 

Punchie TV, Updates
Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Hake on Caledonian Elixir – Mon 7-28-25
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Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!

Watch on YouTube: Livestream or backup Upload.

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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Hake on Coffee Talk with Sandra (Tue 7-8-25)
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 AD, 6pm PT (8 CT / 9 ET) Hake joined Coffee Talk with Sandra on Rumble, X Live, Pilled, and DLive.

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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Hake on Killstream w/ Ethan Ralph (Mon 7-7-25)
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Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream

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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Hippy Dippy '24 Election Roundtable | Fri 11-1-24
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Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election

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