‘News’ from a Christian ‘alpha male’ viewpoint*
I'm back! Trump grabbed Maduro! Fraud in America! I like how Tish James pronounces Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Does God answer prayer? Is Trump a doormat?
The Hake Report, Monday, January 5, 2026 AD
Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising "bad" kids, giving "bad" gifts. "Wife guys." Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity?
The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 23, 2025 AD
Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump's EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist "false prophet"?!
The Hake Report, Monday, December 22, 2025 AD
Messy start. Trump's pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds!
The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD
Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 1-6-26 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday…
🕕 HOUR 1 GUEST: Steve Hilton for governor of CA
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls, Supers: women, religion, forgiveness, BQ
🕗 HOUR 3 Calls: alcohol. Elected enemies. Fighting. Chaos.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 1-5-26 🙋♀️ Female Monday…
🕕 HOUR 1 Thank you! Maduro's capture.
🕖 HOUR 2 Zohran sworn in.
🕗 HOUR 3 Minnesota fraud; Lt. Gov. captured?
👨🏾🦲 JLP Tue 12-23-25 🐴 🪕 Country & Western Tuesday…
🕕 HOUR 1 Stolen vehicle. No Spanish on this bus! Boston mayor!
🕖 HOUR 2 Calls: Ever eat Raccoons?
🕗 HOUR 3 Experts: Mother's MJ candy. Heisman winner praises mother.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Mon 12-22-25 🙋♀️ Female Monday…
🕕 HOUR 1 Guest: Cecilia Grande, matchmaker: lumasearch.com
🕖 HOUR 2 Nicki Minaj tells Erika Kirk: JD an "assassin." Vance says Nick can "eat s—"!
🕗 HOUR 3 The same spirit in you.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Fri 12-19-25 🗣️ Get-It-Off-Your-Chest Friday…
🕕 HOUR 1 Brown suspect found. Caller's childhood horror story.
🕖 HOUR 2 Women's Forum. Sleeping workers. Planet Fitness rage.
🕗 HOUR 3 Calls: What'd you say to your mother? "CPTSD" from malignant narcissist.
👨🏾🦲 JLP Thu 12-18-25 📖 Bible Thumper Thursday
🕕 HOUR 1 Razor bread. James 1: 13, Temptation.
🕖 HOUR 2 He needs wife's permission! Eph 5: 23
🕗 HOUR 3 Ex-witch on prayer. OU zero grade for citing the Bible?!
Is it happening? Are they being victims? Trump's foreign visas: OK? No? Kurt says give them our tech jobs! Derrick pounces! Calls… Blue collar runs America!
Punchie TV Episode 069, Wednesday, December 17, 2025
We tell our political history from Obama to Trump. Trump's foreign visas and the wall: Are right-wing Trump detractors ankle-biting? What's wrong with liberals?
Punchie TV Episode 068, Wednesday, December 10, 2025
The 6 7 meme: Civilizational decay. Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Zoomers, Gen Alpha, and Beta Babies — everyone’s beta. Return to God?
Punchie TV Episode 067, Wednesday, December 3, 2025
Thanksgiving with Punchie TV's new producer Kurt: Childhood family time. "Native American" resentment. No "Xmas"? Pilgrims tried socialism!
Nick's back. Bill's shining. Derrick's defending Zoomers. Akash Singh's wife's out-of-control. Girls' marriage dreams are waning. Morocco's solving their street dog problem ahead of World Cup 2030.
Lady kissed Jasmine Crockett's shoes! Epstein-Trump drama: Real or fake? Trump says we need foreign talent! American education is messed up!
Saturday, October 18, 2025 AD — Hake returned to Modern-Day Debate! It was Phoebe and William vs Hake and Michael. Michael did a great job!
WATCH: YouTube (note: Must be a Modern-Day Debate Member)
LISTEN: Apple Podcasts - Spotify (starts 2-mins in)
🙏 Charlie Kirk died today, TPUSA shooting in Utah… 🪦 Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska died on train, Charlotte, NC, unprovoked incident.
Monday, July 28, 2025 AD, 5pm PT (7 CT / 8 ET), Hake joins Caledonian Elixir live for an interview/discussion!
Monday, July 7th, 2025 AD, at 4pm PT (7 ET) Hake on the Killstream Live with Ethan Ralph — Rumble LIVE stream
Friday, November 1, 2024 AD, Hippy Dippy Roundtable: 2024 Election
I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD