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NO HAKE AGAIN, since Tuesday, September 8, 2026 AD 🚫
Read MoreI'm Back w/ Bigg Bump! | Lindsay Clancy. Epstein? Evolution & Bible? WNBA & Trans? | HAKE Mon 9/7/26
I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. "Epstein." Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy.
The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD
Read MoreMind Playing Tricks | Obama Deportations. Bigfoot Callers. Moon Meme Debate | HAKE Fri 8/7/26
Obama's "deportations." America's protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD
Read More"Peace Being Robbed from Earth" | 2A Wisdom. Evolution & Bible. Mind Conditioning | HAKE Thu 8/6/26
Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. "Peace is being robbed from the earth." Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD
Read MoreWould You Fire Him? | $10 Icy Drink. Moon Crash. Ghost Stories. Judging Trump | HAKE Wed 8/5/26
AI on arson suspect. Work won't reimburse my drink! Caller's sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD
Read MoreFight Evil, Make It Worse | Take No Stand? AI on Immigration. Aisha on Muhammad | HAKE Tue 8/4/26
YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? "Zenny Tuesday": Hake won't take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD
Read MoreMen's History Theories | We Do Bigfoot Calls. Moon Crash. BLM Bodycams. 47's Term? | HAKE Mon 8/3/26
It's August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q's. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD
Read MoreReal American Heroes | Dr. Fauci, Charlie Kirk, History, Friends, American Way | HAKE Fri 7/31/26
Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?
The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD
Read MoreCan-Do Sad Pill | Ella Langley, Colin Gray, Trump Haters, Sasquatch, Stick Horse | HAKE Thu 7/30/26
Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. "Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys." Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt's crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD
Read MoreCan't Care Too Much | Lifeguards, Old Folks, Palestinians, Barbz, "Mehiho" | HAKE Wed 7/29/26
Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says "Mexico." Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD
Read MoreSuspicious of Your Thoughts? | Shiloh, NASA, Jesse Coin, Antarctica, Rhodesia | HAKE Tue 7/28/26
Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs' valid use. Happy bday, Jake!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 AD
Read MoreStay with Boring Reality | Nature. Palestine. Moon. Japan. Shiloh Hendrix. | HAKE Mon 7/27/26
Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why's Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells.
The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 AD
Read MoreNo Need to Fret: It Works Out | Fonz, Rocky, Islam, Intelligence, Nephilim | HAKE Fri 7/24/26
Henry "Fonz" Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.
The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 AD
Read MoreThey Took Our Adam's Apples | Cultural Icons. Mixed Men. Anglo Culture. | HAKE Thu 7/23/26
"Involve me and I learn." Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms' plight? Henry "Fonz" Winkler.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 AD
Read MoreHistory & Science | Shakespeare. Netanyahu. Father's Justice? Space Denial. | HAKE Wed 7/22/26
Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 AD
Read MoreToo Manly | Maine Democrats, Globe Drawings, Margaret Thatcher, Middle East | HAKE Tue 7/21/26
Dems' masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 AD
Read MoreHave a Good Attitude | Legionnaires', AI, Gen Z, Boomers, Wealth, Eminent Domain | HAKE Mon 7/20/26
Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? "Generational wealth."
The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 AD
Read MoreI Have to Love Boomers | Even Liberals. Election Integrity. Music. Food. HBD. | HAKE Fri 7/17/26
Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on.
The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 AD
Read MorePeople Are Spoiled | Good Old Days. Bad Kids. Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham. | HAKE Thu 7/16/26
We're spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood!
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 AD
Read MoreHave We Morally Declined? | Judging History. Single Men. White Stars. Sea Lions. | HAKE Wed 7/15/26
Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society's setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 AD
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