News Hr 1:  FDA "healthy" food label  //  Govt shutdown approaches  //  Luigi in NY  //  Interesting deportation numbers: Biden, Obama, Trump  //  Amazon strike  //  

News Hr 2:  Lays chips recall  //  Amazon strike  //  Starbucks strike  //  Stonehenge science  //  Malaysia airlines Flight 370 (made CNN infamous, I think)  //  LeBron James beat Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (in minutes played)  //  Not mentioned: Apple AI falsely summarized news?  //  

Road to Heaven goes straight through Hell | JLP Fri 12-20-24

JLP Fri 12-20-24  Express Yourself Friday  

News Hr 1:  TikTok at Supreme Court  //  *Govt Funding vs Trump (“chaos,” says AP)  //  Immigration crackdown: Congress, fund 100K+ beds, ICE agents. -Tom Homan  //  WI school shooting victims  //  

News Hr 2:  20yo from Carlsbad in touch with school shooter?  //  Biden-admin climate hype  //  Astronauts stuck in space EVEN LONGER  //  Saturday is winter (northern hemisphere)  //  NOT READ: 123 laser strikes: Laser pointers at planes, since drones hype  //  

JLP Show | JLP Thu 12-19-24

JLP Thu 12-19-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  Honda-Nissan-and-maybe-Mitsubishi merger? Struggling car companies just tryna make it  //  *Wisconsin school shooting update: "turbulent home life"  //  *Update: CEO Brian Thompson's alleged first-degree murder, "terrorism": I was premature/dumb/wrong in questioning!  //  

News Hr 2:  Electoral College: Trump won!  //  *China's 9-hour space walk!  //  *Disney cuts transgender storyline  //  Foggy out in the South!  //  

Can you stay present for 3 minutes? | JLP Wed 12-18-24

JLP Wed 12-18-24  

News Hr 1:  FBI drone hype  //  *Wisc. school shooting  //  *Russian general assassinated by Ukraine bomb?  //  

News Hr 2:  *Trump transition: Polio vaxx hype; dumb Judge Merchan  //  *TikTok ban: Never fear, Trump will be here!  //  *China wants tourists: Visa-free!  //  *4-day school week: Mondays off?  //  NOT READ: *Terrible earthquake hits Vanuatu, Oceana island way off east of Australia, north of NZ  //  

NOT MENTIONED: *Germany’s govt collapses amid economic turmoil: theSkimm, Morning Brew  //  SIDE NOTE: *CNN talks about this football player suspended for refusing to play  //  AND: *Assad “prisoner” whom CNN discovered was actually a torturer for Assad?  //  Trump: Privatize USPS?  //  Bernie vs Amazon on injuries reporting  //  

Samson told Delilah his weakness | JLP Tue 12-17-24

JLP Tue 12-17-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Christmas shopping.  //  Drone sightings  //  *Trump’s cabinet  //  *Food prices on the rise again  //  

News Hr 2:  *Unitedhealthcare CEO murder  //  Cyclone Chido  //  Gaza: Bibi-Trump call  //  NOT READ: *“No presents” for bad kids?  //  *Poisoned drinks in Fiji?  //  *Kamala not going quietly  //  

Take Caitlin Clark's white card | JLP Mon 12-16-24

JLP Mon 12-16-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  Fri the 13th!  //  J6 pardon incoming?  //  Grocery prices: Thanks, Obama supporters!  //  *Syria’s “rebel leader” wants Syrians to celebrate in a more civilized way; a guy accidentally shot someone  //  

News Hr 2:  Ukraine “energy infrastructure” hit  //  Stanley lids CNN says can loosen and leak your hot coffee, could burn you?  //  NOT READ: Get your protein from beans, not bugs!  //  Amazon and FB-IG’s Meta donating to Trump inauguration!  //  *Mama govt protecting you from $35 overdraft fees, they wanna cap it at $5! Weak!  //  *Country star Morgan Wallen sentenced in DUI case, threw a chair off a roof (rooftop bar)!  //  

Not one good woman! | JLP Fri 12-13-24

JLP Fri 12-13-24  Express Yourself Friday! No clips today!  

News Hr 1:  Time’s Man of the Year: Trump.  //  FBI shakeup: Chris Wray resigning.  //  CEO murderer: Ghost gun prints allegedly indicate Luigi Mangione  //  Biden commutes 1500, pardons 39  //  

News Hr 2:  IG outage  //  Drone mystery  //  Selena Gomez engaged  //  Bill Belichik a college coach now?  //  NFL still with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation  //  RIP courtroom sketch artist William Hennessey, 67  //  28.3M smokers in US in 2021?  //  Trans kids’ “healthcare” ban in defense bill goes to Senate: Drama!  //  

JLP Show | JLP Thu 12-12-24

JLP Thu 12-12-24  Bible Thumper Thursday: Did Muhammad Ali have anger?  

News Hr 1:  Monarch butterfly: Endangered pollinator?  //  *Luigi Mangione shouting and preaching outside the courthouse  //  RINO Senators, fall in line with Trump picks: Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth  //  *Libs want Biden to protect illegals from mass deportations, SMH  //  

News Hr 2:  Tom Homan for deportation camps.  //  Syria civil war mess post-Assad: UN wants Israel to stop striking XD!  //  No Kroger merger?!  //  NOT READ: *Trans kids ban in defense bill  //  Tiger’s beta back  //  Malibu residents evacuated  //  Bird flu in the milk? “Testing” as a “solution”  //  

Remain in one place | JLP Wed 12-11-24

JLP Wed 12-11-24  

News Hr 1:  FBI warns: holiday sale scams.  //  *Luigi Mangione captured, manifesto  //  *Biden wants Israel-Hamas ceasefire before Trump  //  Santa Ana wind, fire, severe weather  //  

News Hr 2:  EPA bans TCE, PCE, "cancer-causing chemicals"  //  Google solved quantum computing problem with a chip  //  *RIP Nikki Giovanni, "civil rights" academic, poet, and children's book author  //  *77 Nobel prize winners sign a letter to Senate against RFK for HHS  //  

When I'm president, I'm gonna ban all computers | JLP Tue 12-10-24

JLP Tue 12-10-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Pearl Harbor Day.  //  Word(s) of the year, per liberal fake news dictionaries.  //  Assad exiled to Moscow!  //  CEO murderer still not caught!  //  

News Hr 2:  Trump transition  //  TikTok ban  //  Notre Dame reopens  //  T Swift on togetherness of fans  //  

Judas in your thoughts | JLP Mon 12-9-24

JLP Mon 12-9-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  NASA Artemis moon return delayed to 2027  //  UnitedHealthcare CEO murder manhunt gets warmer  //  South Korea in-fighting amid martial law controversy  //  Tsunami warning lifted in CA, OR  //  

News Hr 2:  Mass deportations: Mexico prepares  //  4-day workweek in Tokyo amid fertility crisis  //  White House “holiday” decorations  //  

You are Britney Spears | JLP Fri 12-6-24

JLP Fri 12-6-24  Express Yourself Friday  

News Hr 1:  Winter storm! *UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s alleged murderer manhunt. *NorCal Adventist school shooting: Kindergarteners, suicide. *Russian NY-Paris Delta Airlines stowaway! 

News Hr 2:  *Supreme Court hears TN "trans" kids ban. Bitcoin hits $100K with possible Trump pick Paul Atkins for SEC head. NOT READ: Pete Hegseth mess. Mexican cartel Fentanyl. 

Trump's enemies surround him, but he's untouched | JLP Thu 12-5-24

JLP Thu 12-5-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  Leaded gasoline, mental health? South Korea martial law attempt reaction. 

News Hr 2:  “Gender-affirming care” in Supreme Court. Pete Hegseth. Voyager 1! 

I love classy, pretty white women! | JLP Wed 12-4-24

JLP Wed 12-4-24  

News Hr 1:  Giving Tuesday: Butterflies and bees. Trump to Notre Dame, France. Israel-Hezbollah “ceasefire.”  //  

News Hr 2:  Hunter Biden fallout: “controversial” pardon. Cargill global food production company layoffs. Elon Musk’s pay stopped by a “judge.”  //  

Trump is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH | JLP Tue 12-3-24

JLP Tue 12-3-24  Country & Western Tuesday 

News Hr 1:  Biden pardons Hunter. Freezing cold! Trump's daughters' fathers-in-law!  //  

News Hr 2:  Syria civil war. Georgia: Russia or EU? 'Wicked' drama. *"Health anxiety."  //  

No difference between a Christian and an atheist | JLP Mon 12-2-24

JLP Mon 12-2-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  13yo Muslim bad girl lied about "Islamophobia," culminating in French history/ethics teacher getting decapitated by 18yo Chechen Muslim.  //  

News Hr 2:  AP/”experts” predicting Trump will run into “real world limits” in American “energy dominance”  //  Budget airlines like Spirit struggling as upper-class Delta and United do well  //  

I'm gonna make you love me 🎶 | JLP Fri 11-29-24

JLP Fri 11-29-24  Express Yourself Friday 

News Hr 1:  George Washington Thanksgiving. AP headlines, border propaganda  //  

News Hr 2:  AP, FBI cover for migrant crime. WH pressures Ukraine to draft 18yos  //  

Leave your religion to get to God | JLP Thu 11-28-24

JLP Thu 11-28-24  Happy Thanksgiving and Bible Thumper Thursday!  

News Hr 1:  Thanksgiving. Tariffs. Lebanon ceasefire. 

News Hr 2:  *Disney woman settlement. Anti-obesity drug subsidies. Cargo plane crash.  //  Kamala campaign staffers blame outside issues.  

White people, just say no! | JLP Wed 11-27-24

JLP Wed 11-27-24  

News Hr 1:  *Starbucks' Blue Yonder hacked. Thanksgiving storm! *Trump tariffs! 

News Hr 2:  Hezbollah ceasefire? *Microsoft outage! Raw milk recall!  //  Dictionary '24 word: "Demure" 

There's trouble in the land! 👩🏿‍🌾 | JLP Tue 11-26-24

JLP Tue 11-26-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Biden pardoning two turkeys. Holiday travel MESS. Trump transition drama. Ukraine. Middle East. 

News Hr 2:  Storm Bert in UK. Egg prices, bird flu. Adele finishes Vegas. Philippines fire. DHL crash. 

Touch me in the morning, and walk away | JLP Mon 11-25-24

JLP Mon 11-25-24  Female Monday