News Hr 1: FDA "healthy" food label // Govt shutdown approaches // Luigi in NY // Interesting deportation numbers: Biden, Obama, Trump // Amazon strike //
News Hr 2: Lays chips recall // Amazon strike // Starbucks strike // Stonehenge science // Malaysia airlines Flight 370 (made CNN infamous, I think) // LeBron James beat Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (in minutes played) // Not mentioned: Apple AI falsely summarized news? //
Road to Heaven goes straight through Hell | JLP Fri 12-20-24
JLP Fri 12-20-24 Express Yourself Friday
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News Hr 1: TikTok at Supreme Court // *Govt Funding vs Trump (“chaos,” says AP) // Immigration crackdown: Congress, fund 100K+ beds, ICE agents. -Tom Homan // WI school shooting victims //
News Hr 2: 20yo from Carlsbad in touch with school shooter? // Biden-admin climate hype // Astronauts stuck in space EVEN LONGER // Saturday is winter (northern hemisphere) // NOT READ: 123 laser strikes: Laser pointers at planes, since drones hype //
JLP Show | JLP Thu 12-19-24
JLP Thu 12-19-24 Bible Thumper Thursday
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News Hr 1: Honda-Nissan-and-maybe-Mitsubishi merger? Struggling car companies just tryna make it // *Wisconsin school shooting update: "turbulent home life" // *Update: CEO Brian Thompson's alleged first-degree murder, "terrorism": I was premature/dumb/wrong in questioning! //
News Hr 2: Electoral College: Trump won! // *China's 9-hour space walk! // *Disney cuts transgender storyline // Foggy out in the South! //
Can you stay present for 3 minutes? | JLP Wed 12-18-24
JLP Wed 12-18-24
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News Hr 1: FBI drone hype // *Wisc. school shooting // *Russian general assassinated by Ukraine bomb? //
News Hr 2: *Trump transition: Polio vaxx hype; dumb Judge Merchan // *TikTok ban: Never fear, Trump will be here! // *China wants tourists: Visa-free! // *4-day school week: Mondays off? // NOT READ: *Terrible earthquake hits Vanuatu, Oceana island way off east of Australia, north of NZ //
NOT MENTIONED: *Germany’s govt collapses amid economic turmoil: theSkimm, Morning Brew // SIDE NOTE: *CNN talks about this football player suspended for refusing to play // AND: *Assad “prisoner” whom CNN discovered was actually a torturer for Assad? // Trump: Privatize USPS? // Bernie vs Amazon on injuries reporting //
Samson told Delilah his weakness | JLP Tue 12-17-24
JLP Tue 12-17-24 Country & Western Tuesday
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News Hr 1: Christmas shopping. // Drone sightings // *Trump’s cabinet // *Food prices on the rise again //
News Hr 2: *Unitedhealthcare CEO murder // Cyclone Chido // Gaza: Bibi-Trump call // NOT READ: *“No presents” for bad kids? // *Poisoned drinks in Fiji? // *Kamala not going quietly //
Take Caitlin Clark's white card | JLP Mon 12-16-24
JLP Mon 12-16-24 Female Monday
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News Hr 1: Fri the 13th! // J6 pardon incoming? // Grocery prices: Thanks, Obama supporters! // *Syria’s “rebel leader” wants Syrians to celebrate in a more civilized way; a guy accidentally shot someone //
News Hr 2: Ukraine “energy infrastructure” hit // Stanley lids CNN says can loosen and leak your hot coffee, could burn you? // NOT READ: Get your protein from beans, not bugs! // Amazon and FB-IG’s Meta donating to Trump inauguration! // *Mama govt protecting you from $35 overdraft fees, they wanna cap it at $5! Weak! // *Country star Morgan Wallen sentenced in DUI case, threw a chair off a roof (rooftop bar)! //
Not one good woman! | JLP Fri 12-13-24
JLP Fri 12-13-24 Express Yourself Friday! No clips today!
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News Hr 1: Time’s Man of the Year: Trump. // FBI shakeup: Chris Wray resigning. // CEO murderer: Ghost gun prints allegedly indicate Luigi Mangione // Biden commutes 1500, pardons 39 //
News Hr 2: IG outage // Drone mystery // Selena Gomez engaged // Bill Belichik a college coach now? // NFL still with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation // RIP courtroom sketch artist William Hennessey, 67 // 28.3M smokers in US in 2021? // Trans kids’ “healthcare” ban in defense bill goes to Senate: Drama! //
JLP Show | JLP Thu 12-12-24
JLP Thu 12-12-24 Bible Thumper Thursday: Did Muhammad Ali have anger?
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News Hr 1: Monarch butterfly: Endangered pollinator? // *Luigi Mangione shouting and preaching outside the courthouse // RINO Senators, fall in line with Trump picks: Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth // *Libs want Biden to protect illegals from mass deportations, SMH //
News Hr 2: Tom Homan for deportation camps. // Syria civil war mess post-Assad: UN wants Israel to stop striking XD! // No Kroger merger?! // NOT READ: *Trans kids ban in defense bill // Tiger’s beta back // Malibu residents evacuated // Bird flu in the milk? “Testing” as a “solution” //
Remain in one place | JLP Wed 12-11-24
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News Hr 1: FBI warns: holiday sale scams. // *Luigi Mangione captured, manifesto // *Biden wants Israel-Hamas ceasefire before Trump // Santa Ana wind, fire, severe weather //
News Hr 2: EPA bans TCE, PCE, "cancer-causing chemicals" // Google solved quantum computing problem with a chip // *RIP Nikki Giovanni, "civil rights" academic, poet, and children's book author // *77 Nobel prize winners sign a letter to Senate against RFK for HHS //
When I'm president, I'm gonna ban all computers | JLP Tue 12-10-24
JLP Tue 12-10-24 Country & Western Tuesday
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News Hr 1: Pearl Harbor Day. // Word(s) of the year, per liberal fake news dictionaries. // Assad exiled to Moscow! // CEO murderer still not caught! //
News Hr 2: Trump transition // TikTok ban // Notre Dame reopens // T Swift on togetherness of fans //
Judas in your thoughts | JLP Mon 12-9-24
JLP Mon 12-9-24 Female Monday
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News Hr 1: NASA Artemis moon return delayed to 2027 // UnitedHealthcare CEO murder manhunt gets warmer // South Korea in-fighting amid martial law controversy // Tsunami warning lifted in CA, OR //
News Hr 2: Mass deportations: Mexico prepares // 4-day workweek in Tokyo amid fertility crisis // White House “holiday” decorations //
You are Britney Spears | JLP Fri 12-6-24
JLP Fri 12-6-24 Express Yourself Friday
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News Hr 1: Winter storm! *UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s alleged murderer manhunt. *NorCal Adventist school shooting: Kindergarteners, suicide. *Russian NY-Paris Delta Airlines stowaway!
News Hr 2: *Supreme Court hears TN "trans" kids ban. Bitcoin hits $100K with possible Trump pick Paul Atkins for SEC head. NOT READ: Pete Hegseth mess. Mexican cartel Fentanyl.
Trump's enemies surround him, but he's untouched | JLP Thu 12-5-24
JLP Thu 12-5-24 Bible Thumper Thursday
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News Hr 1: Leaded gasoline, mental health? South Korea martial law attempt reaction.
News Hr 2: “Gender-affirming care” in Supreme Court. Pete Hegseth. Voyager 1!
I love classy, pretty white women! | JLP Wed 12-4-24
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News Hr 1: Giving Tuesday: Butterflies and bees. Trump to Notre Dame, France. Israel-Hezbollah “ceasefire.” //
News Hr 2: Hunter Biden fallout: “controversial” pardon. Cargill global food production company layoffs. Elon Musk’s pay stopped by a “judge.” //
Trump is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH | JLP Tue 12-3-24
JLP Tue 12-3-24 Country & Western Tuesday
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News Hr 1: Biden pardons Hunter. Freezing cold! Trump's daughters' fathers-in-law! //
News Hr 2: Syria civil war. Georgia: Russia or EU? 'Wicked' drama. *"Health anxiety." //
No difference between a Christian and an atheist | JLP Mon 12-2-24
JLP Mon 12-2-24 Female Monday
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News Hr 1: 13yo Muslim bad girl lied about "Islamophobia," culminating in French history/ethics teacher getting decapitated by 18yo Chechen Muslim. //
News Hr 2: AP/”experts” predicting Trump will run into “real world limits” in American “energy dominance” // Budget airlines like Spirit struggling as upper-class Delta and United do well //
I'm gonna make you love me 🎶 | JLP Fri 11-29-24
JLP Fri 11-29-24 Express Yourself Friday
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News Hr 1: George Washington Thanksgiving. AP headlines, border propaganda //
News Hr 2: AP, FBI cover for migrant crime. WH pressures Ukraine to draft 18yos //
Leave your religion to get to God | JLP Thu 11-28-24
JLP Thu 11-28-24 Happy Thanksgiving and Bible Thumper Thursday!
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News Hr 1: Thanksgiving. Tariffs. Lebanon ceasefire.
News Hr 2: *Disney woman settlement. Anti-obesity drug subsidies. Cargo plane crash. // Kamala campaign staffers blame outside issues.
White people, just say no! | JLP Wed 11-27-24
JLP Wed 11-27-24
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News Hr 1: *Starbucks' Blue Yonder hacked. Thanksgiving storm! *Trump tariffs!
News Hr 2: Hezbollah ceasefire? *Microsoft outage! Raw milk recall! // Dictionary '24 word: "Demure"
There's trouble in the land! 👩🏿🌾 | JLP Tue 11-26-24
JLP Tue 11-26-24 Country & Western Tuesday
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News Hr 1: Biden pardoning two turkeys. Holiday travel MESS. Trump transition drama. Ukraine. Middle East.
News Hr 2: Storm Bert in UK. Egg prices, bird flu. Adele finishes Vegas. Philippines fire. DHL crash.
Touch me in the morning, and walk away | JLP Mon 11-25-24
JLP Mon 11-25-24 Female Monday
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