News Hr 1:  **Asteroid (building-sized) from space: 3% chance of hitting Earth, 2032  //  *Pentagon cuts with Pete Hegseth!  //  *Israeli hostages: 4 confirmed dead  //  *AZ plane crash: 2 dead from 1 plane  //  

News Hr 2:  *Trump vs Zelensky excitement/drama toward peace for Ukraine  //  **Appeals court blocks end of birthright citizenship: to Supreme Court?  //  **Civilization collapse is near!(?) 9.3% misidentify as LGBTQ+  //  **Illegal sanctuary grandstander PDX “pastor” wolf in sheep’s clothing  //  

Sitting on the mourning bench, you got religion? | JLP Thu 2-20-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-20-25  Bible Thumper Thursday…  

News Hr 1:  theSkimm: **MAHA: Trump-RFK on child psychiatric meds, antidepressants, mood disorder stuff! WHOA! NICE…  //  

News Hr 2:  CNN: *Invasion down: No more nonprofit legal services to UACs!  //   *25-pct Tariffs coming on Autoparts, Semiconductors, Pharmaceuticals?  //  *58 measles-case outbreak in west Texas! (I wanna know race/ethnicity/nationality/immigration status)  //  

From Plane Crashes to Political Clashes | JLP Wed 2-19-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 2-19-25  mostly replays till 3rd hour… 

News Hr 1:  *Mass layoffs at Southwest!  //  *Delta plane crashed upside-down!  //  **US-Russia talks! Zelensky in the dark! Wilfully!  //  *DOGE vs IRS!  //  

News Hr 2:  *14 dead amid floods!  //  **Mexico female “Prez” wanna sue (not a Christian, typical!) Google over Gulf of America  //  **Sob story of fired park ranger “family man”  //  

Getting rid of victimhood with Robert Davi | JLP Tue 2-18-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 2-18-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  Washington’s Birthday (observed)  //  *Federal firings: FAA!  //  *Trump working with Russia to end the Ukraine war; Europe mad/scared: “Emergency summit”  //  Storms! Flood warning, cold, power-outs  //  

News Hr 2:  *Bibi wants to “finish the job” on "Iran’s axis": Strikes on their nuclear stuff?  //  Bird flu vaxx for chickens? Uh oh!  //  50/50 chance of Alaska’s Mt Spurr erupting: no local towns or danger  //  88yo Pope Francis recovering from bronchitis: String of health issues  //  

JLP Show | JLP Mon 2-17-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 2-17-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  *Happy Valentine’s Day!  //  *RFK Jr confirmed to HHS Sec!  //  *VP JD Vance meets Zelensky in Munich  //  *GOOD NEWS: TikTok and CapCut are back on Google Play & Apple App store!  //  

News Hr 2:  Hostage release drama  //  *Mudslides in SoCal!  //  *Monkey gave Sri Lanka a power out!  //  **The Boeing Starliner astronauts stuck in space say they’re not stuck in space, per CNN lol (reminds me of a conversation I had with Grok about black being capitalized)  //  Vaxx crazy: Measles booster?  //  Don’t get your fingers chopped off by an Igloo cooler! (Recall!)  //  **“...dedicated public servants”  //  

JD Vance a beta with his wife? | JLP Fri 2-14-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-14-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  Severe winter weather disrupting travel/commutes  //  *Federal firings begin: Dept of Ed and SBA  //  *Trump-Putin call! Exciting…  //  *Inflation up: CNN eager to bash Trump, seemingly  //  

News Hr 2:  *Homelessness!  //  Taiwan explosion kills 5!  //  Pray for R Kelly: “Conviction”/30-yr sentence upheld  //  *14K illegals arrested (is that good?), border crossings down 92%  //  *16yo “trans” student pawn quote  //  

Ain't no one finding God by getting high! | JLP Thu 2-13-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-13-25  Bible Thumper Thursday… 

News Hr 1:  *An “American” pothead teacher freed by Russia in an exchange, despite hard labor sentence  //  *Federal “workers” protest Elon and Trump’s govt cleanup/cuts  //  winter weather!  //  Trump/Hegseth tell NATO/EU to help Ukraine more, as he works on a peace deal  //  

News Hr 2:  Stranded astronauts to return maybe March 12, thx to Elon’s SpaceX  //  *Canned tuna recall at Costco, Trader Joe’s, Walmart and other retailers: Botulism!  //  *Full snow moon today! Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn in view too?  //  

Be still in the face of demons | JLP Wed 2-12-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 2-12-25  

News Hr 1:  Trump bringing back plastic straws!  //  Elon wants to buy ChatGPT’s OpenAI for $100B (unsolicited), so Sam Altman said he’ll take X for like $10B  //  Package delays from China: Amazon, Shein, Temu: Trump tariffs? USPS chaos  //  Google Maps: Gulf of America/Gulf of Mexico and Mt McKinley/Denali  //  

News Hr 2: Guatemala bus crash! (Another one? Feels like there was one maybe elsewhere a year ago) 54 dead  //  Bahamas shark attack: 2 Americans injured  //  North Korea medical facilities treating Russian soldiers! Heartwarming  //  

Evil human nature destroying dogs! | JLP Tue 2-11-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 2-11-25  Country & Western Tuesday… 

News Hr 1:  *Starbucks free coffee if u got a starbucks account or whatever: Punchie’s coffee is actually good for you!  //  **Philly Eagles STOMPED KC Chiefs  //  *Trump’s agenda: Tariffs!...  //  **“Educators” grappling with fear among illegal students of immigration sweeps at schools or homes! 💪  //  

News Hr 2:  *Winter storms!  //  **Penny production HALTED! Make money worth something again! 💪  //  *Tuskegee Airman died at 100  //  73 hostages still held by Hamas (probly many dead right?)  //  France is not in the AI race  //  

​​Red Alert! Nitt the Anchor Baby got his channel DEPORTED by YouTube! Follow him on RUMBLE https://rumble.com/c/AmericanAnchorBaby  

When will women stop playing victim? | JLP Mon 2-10-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 2-10-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  Jan "jobs report” from BLS  //  USAID drama  //  Missing plane!  //  8K arrested since Jan 20: A lot or a little?  //  Colombia Prez Gustavo Petro wants coke legalized, comparing it to whiskey  //  

News Hr 2:  Chinese AI scare: DeepSeek ban!  //  CA wildfires and SoCal Edison  //  Ukraine war welfare from Europe  //  Super Bowl in NOLA  //  Japanese great Ohtani’s interpreter sentenced for stealing  //  Over a hundred snakes removed from Sydney homeowner’s garden!  //  TB in Kansas  //  Judge vs fed employee buyout  //  More Panama Canal drama  //  

Are you going to vacation in Gaza? 🏖️ 🐎 | JLP Fri 2-7-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-7-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  National Weather Service fear-mongering about staff shortage and “saving lives”  //  Federal workers weighing Trump’s buyout offer to resign  //  *Drama over Trump idea to take over Gaza, resettle “Palestinians” (many condemn)  //  Severe winter weather back East!  //  Bird flu in Nevada dairy farms  //  

News Hr 2:  Trump “Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports”  //  Starbucks drama over writing names on cups again  //  Black Sabbath farewell with Ozzy Osbourne (Is he Christian?)  //  Asteroid Bennu could hit Earth 2182  //  100 India-Indians deported (theSkimm: *Classroom raids?)  //  Project 2025 in WH  //  *No phones in class? Won’t work?  //  NFL: “Choose love,” “It takes all of us,” not “End Racism”  //  

Don't judge the drag queen | JLP Thu 2-6-25

JLP Thu 2-6-25  Bible Thumper Thursday …