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Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys' afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now?
Intellectuals. Ex-bf: "I want to wish them well." TikTok livestream horror! "Our new country's gonna be GREAT!" Autistic mother fights back!
The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie!
A couple of angry "right-wingers" call. Crack down on "first-time offenders" and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews!
Contrived "forgiveness." Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian.
Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families!
You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together.
Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters…
Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA.
Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative!
RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods.
Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired!
Don't believe what it seems! Assassination-cheering man? TMZ. Social media witch hunts. The black mindset vs Charlie Kirk, a conservative Christian.
Charlie Kirk assassinated. It's 9/11. Calls peddling theories. 12-13 pushups would upset Arnold. Ticked at viral French videos. Bathrooms vs water fountains.
GUEST: Dylan Burns speaks on Ukraine, Trump, wars, city crime and "poverty" in America. Fun calls toward the end!
Fake Trump-Epstein drama. Woman left boyfriend for another! Boy cries at a new dirtbike. Ukrainian refugee victim criticism. E. Jean Carroll is vulgar! Crime crackdown, please!
"Mushroom murderer." Charlotte train incident: RIP Ukrainian refugee! The dishonest melodrama around "race" and "whiteface."
The Hake Report, Friday, September 5, 2025 ADHake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent!
Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals."
"Epstein survivors" make Nancy Mace cry. Steph Curry's wife, a "party" type of Christian. Atheist-raised thoughts on Christianity. I distrust the gov't AND corp's.
WARNING: Rashida Tlaib cusses again. (No bleep.) Biden-Obama-Taliban mess in Afghanistan. Fun callers but with personal attacks. Is crime up or down with aborsh?
Woody Allen and Bill Maher like Trump! Calls and Coffees: Accusers! Discrimination! People in their heads! Slavery was NOT on its way out in the USA!
Calls: Suspect was lost. Shedding light on anger. Last weekday of Men's History! The lawless accuse Trump of lawlessness!
"Let God be true, and every man a liar." CDC firing. MN Catholic school. "S— Education." Men's History heroes, businessmen. "Trinity" callers.
Art, music — from "daemons"? Men's History: Dana White, James Madison, "To this day!" Scottish teen girl with knife and ax, Lisa Cook firing: Justified.
Nepal's 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga.