Hake mimics the "Soyjak pointing" meme in front of a beautiful Santa Monica Beach horizon, with the text "Obvious Globe" at the bottom*, and The Hake Report logo beside it. A fun design bringing Flat Earthers and balltards together. 

Comfort Colors (Hake's best descriptions. Note: "neutral" means not as bright or bold as primary colors) 

Yam - medium Burnt Orange-ish 

Expresso - a nice faded chalky or milky Brown 

Bay - Light greenish-blue / Light bluish green, neutral/grayish light blue-green 

Moss - Medium-dark neutral green 

Ice Blue - Medium-to-light neutral blue, a bit of a grayish blue, maybe even blue-gray 

Navy - Navy Blue (a dark blue) 

Orchid - a light purple, pinkish light purple 

Blossom - light pink 

Vineyard - Dark neutral red, maroon, purplish neutral red? Maybe AKA "wine"? 

Chili - (Brighter red than Vineyard) Medium-dark neutral red — like red chili beans(?) 

Cumin - Reddish orange-ish medium brownish...? Darker red-orange than Yam. 

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.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: Available in 58 colors. Check all available colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts

*Updated font and design from the older Teespring version https://thehakereport.creator-spring.com/listing/obvious-globe?product=2&variation=6046