Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷‍♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight! 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 AD 

Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation?  

Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university! 

Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America…

Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU! 

Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms. 

Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized? 

Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear! 

Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers. 

Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"!

Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson?

Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom?

Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians. 

Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser? 

Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest? 

Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education? 

Calls: More rap bashing. Planet Parade! "Economic blackout!" Kissing up? "That's Not Right!" Trump doing a good job? 

Mars is real. Creepy is in your mind! India conservatives, hmm. FE debate. Chile power out! Health and civilization breakdown! Veteran victimhood.