News Hr 1:  **Trump revoked 68 grants to “s— minorities”!  //  *Are you in the Yemen group chat?  //  *Out-of-control “Judges” going crazy over Trump’s righteous Deportations!  // 

News Hr 2:  *Deep cuts at FEMA: Eliminate FEMA?  //  Big changes at USPS? Resignation. Privatization?  //  **Trump's “purposefully distorted” portrait to be removed from gay Colorado Capitol  //  *Pilot forgot his passport, had to turn around after 2 hours from LA to China!  //  *Bald Eagle Murphy dead at 33  //  *Fossilized dinosaur footprints at an Australia school!  //  *CNN promoting this Israeli in prison, thinking he’s too good for “killing children”  //  

Did she borrow the noose from Jussie? | JLP Tue 3-25-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-25-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  *Food banks get DOGED!  //  US-Russia meeting after US-Ukraine mtg: (MB) *Truce by Easter?  //  *More Venezuelans deported, this time to capital, Caracas  //  **Greenland’s “leader(s)” seem to be overreacting ‘cuz Americans are coming…?  //  *Israel got their Iron Dome (thx Obama), America needs a Golden Dome  //  

News Hr 2:  *23andMe bankrupt, female CEO cofounder resigned, and they have your DNA!  //  *SSA accidentally called a guy Ned dead who’s alive?  //  *Snow White flopped?  //  *Mia Love died at 49, brain cancer? (so did George Foreman!)  //  50K Palestinians killed in Gaza since Oct 2023  //  

Putting black women in charge of America | JLP Mon 3-24-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-24-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  **White Zimbabwean swimmer winner gal now first African Olympics prez woman  //  London Heathrow airport fire and power out!  //  Musk at the Pentagon: Libs speculating!  //  Social Security data drama  //  

News Hr 2:  Russia drones Ukraine!  //  **Our bridges may need attention after Francis Scott Key collapse  //  *Conor McGregor wants to be Irish Prez, but not on the ballot yet  //  *Mariah Carey accused of stealing: case dismissed  //  

Every Friday Is Black Friday! | JLP Fri 3-21-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-21-25  Black Friday! 

News Hr 1:  **Happiest country propaganda: Finland  //  **Dept of Education to get shutdown? Drama  //  *Pentagon purge: “Good” things thrown out with the bad?  //  Ground troops in Gaza  //  

News Hr 2:  *IRS has illegal alien info, cough it up!  //  Alzheimer’s drug  //  *It’s spring — it’s sprung!  //  *They’re turning bullfighting girlier and safer!  //  **Tesla gets discriminated against in Vancouver show cuz of terrorism  //  *Bruce Willis 70 this week  //  *Will Smith new album after 20 years  //  **VA ‘Nam suicide family pay?  //  

No such thing as a mother's love | JLP Thu 3-20-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-20-25  Bible Thumper Thursday 

News Hr 1:  *Judge likely unconstitutionally blocks DOGE closing USAID  //  *Trump & Putin talked 2 hours, supposedly agreeing to stop hitting energy “infrastructure,” though they still did  //  *Hottest decade, “dire,” says CNN, per “State of the Global Climate” report  //  Extreme weather! Another storm after that deadly one!  //  

News Hr 2:  **Federal female Hispanic “judge” Ana Reyes blocked Trump’s trans troops ban?!  //  *Social Security anti-fraud rule amid downsizing: You may have to go in!  //  **Passenger freaked out on Delta! Bit someone!  //  **French politician wants the Statue of Liberty back because he hates Putin  //  

The way women are treating men! | JLP Wed 3-19-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-19-25  

News Hr 1:  *Trump to release JFK files, “80K [“unredacted”] pages”  //  *Gaza “ceasefire” is OVER: Israel strikes!  //  **Executive powers, the judicial activists trying to subvert it!  //  **“Not-stranded” astronauts to splashdown in FL this afternoon, hopefully!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Federal employees “reinstated” by liberal judge, usurping Trump’s rightful power!  //  *Missing college student in DR; alleged acquaintance held but not charged?  //  *Trump & Putin talk today re: Ukraine  //  *Pray for Tracey Morgan  //  *Harvard giveaways for the “poor”  //  *14yo soccer pro girl!  //  

Human nature destroyed Gary, Indiana | JLP Tue 3-18-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-18-25  Country & Western Tuesday… 

News Hr 1:  **A white man won the LA Marathon!  //  *Storms: 39 people died!  //  *Russia-Ukraine working on a deal, per Trump  //  **Trump deported Venezuelans using wartime emergency powers, nice  //  

News Hr 2:  **Chinese nationalists happy Trump dismantled VOA and RFA  //  *They’re forcing Irish pronunciations down our throats (oh yeah, it’s St Patrick’s Day)  //  *Libs in UK don’t want mummies or human remains displayed at museums  //  *Polled libs want unpopular Dems to stop GOP-Trump  //  *Sleep tips: JLP say don’t make it too important  //  **Radio pulses from the Milky Way, Big Dipper?  //  

Loooooooneliness! | JLP Mon 3-17-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-17-25  Female Monday… 

News Hr 1:  Storm strengthens over central US  //  *BASED Chuck Schumer agrees to GOP spending  //  *Trump asks Supreme Court to let him end birthright citizenship: Libs call it “fringe”  //  

News Hr 2:  *Plane caught fire! Passengers on a wing!  //  *Trade war: Necessary! 200% Alcohol tariff  //  *IRS downsizing?  //  **Dwyane Wade kidney cancer!  //  *Bayer exec home set fire?  //  **American tourist running with baby wombat fled Australia!  //  

Experts on Race! | JLP Fri 3-14-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-14-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  *Astronauts stuck in space amid SpaceX delay too!  //  Budget battle: Shutdown the govt to "save" the evil bloated thing?  //  *Climate rollbacks: Get used to freedom, auto and electric industries!  //  **Mahmoud Khalil, alleged Hamas propagandist and protest agitator-organizer deportation halted by liberal "judge," though green card is revoked!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Putin visit to conquered region?  //  Severe weather!  //  **"Captive" CT man set house on fire to escape stepmother  //  

You are projecting your hell into the world! | JLP Thu 3-13-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-13-25  Bible Thumper Thursday… 

News Hr 1:Storm’s a’comin’ in  //  Tariffs are working?! Duhh!  //  Govt funding, blah blah  //  Measles “outbreak”!  //  

News Hr 2:Dept of Ed  //  Ukraine ceasefire?  //  NOT READ: Indonesian TikToker jailed for blasphemy  //  Billy Joel postpones tour with medical issue  //  Man in 40s lived with titanium heart 40 days awaiting transplant  //  Unruly passenger wanted to talk to the president, per FBI  //  Ne-Yo dating 4 women, his “pyramid,” a mess  //  866 marine species discovered!  //  Missing student in DR still gone: Prez quote  //  

theSkimm:  *New mothers in Congress, MESS  //  

Angry people think they can do more | JLP Wed 3-12-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-12-25  

News Hr 1:  Pope no longer in “imminent danger”  //  Stock market plunge blah blah  //  Ukraine’s anti-Russia drone attack intercepted?  //  **Anti-Tesla terrorism? CNN calls it “Tesla protests”  //  

News Hr 2:  **Duterte arrested in the name of the evil ICC?!  //  NASA delay  //  Most polluted cities in Asia, but some in SoCal!  //  60 colleges & U’s allegedly “anti-Semitic”!  //  RiRi (Rihana) says giving birth “by far the most powerful thing I’ve ever done as a woman.”  //  

Which color would you choose? | JLP Tue 3-11-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-11-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  German travel “warning strike”  //  Govt funding blah blah  //  Canada’s next leader: Mark Carney?  //  Missing “US” student in the DR!  //  

News Hr 2:  Syria violence (against Christians?)  //  Small plane crash!  //  Sleepmaxxing?  //  Were there beaches on Mars?  //  2000+ acres burned in Myrtle Beach, SC wildfire  //  Deport protesters? Lawyer woman says Trump admin doing it!  //  Recession fearmongering!  //  

What do the women want?! | JLP Mon 3-10-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-10-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  “Mend ties” with Ukraine??  //  EO to dismantle Ed Dept?  //  SpaceX launch explosion  //  Stocks down, Tesla down from post-election bump  //  Gov Newsom not for MTF “trans” in women's sports  //  

News Hr 2:  WWII bomb stopped Eurostar train  //  *Delta captain pilot reassures customers  //  *King Charles music taste: likes territory-native Jamaican Bob Marley, and Kylie Minogue and genre-bending RAYE  //  *Raw milk culture war flashpoint  //  Walgreens going private after like 100 years public!  //  Snowboarding alleged drug ring leader on FBI most wanted  //  

You will live to regret putting the woman in power | JLP Fri 3-7-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 3-7-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  *Voyager probes conserving energy in outer space!  //  *Fine-tuning Tariffs  //  *Europe realizes they gotta step up and not rely on the USA  //  *Supreme Court undermining the Prez? Amy Commie Barrett? (Morning Brew!)  //  

News Hr 2:  *US negotiating with "terrorist" Hamas  //  *Social media “safety” (commie buzzword)  //  World Cup in USA will have a halftime show  //  *US stops sharing air quality data from embassies worldwide  //  *9,400 structures destroyed by Eaton Fire (Altadena)  //  Hot-air balloon-looking CBP surveillance blimp crashed in rural TX  //  

Is it God's fault black female Reps act this way? | JLP Thu 3-6-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 3-6-25  Bible Thumper Thursday…  

News Hr 1:  *Happy Ash Weds, Catholics. Pope out sick.  //  **Trump's address per lib media  //  Tariffs, oh yeah!  //  Severe storms  //  

News Hr 2:  *Flight safety, Lord, or lack thereof  //  *Measles propaganda? Outbreak!  //  Target, Best Buy raising prices, scapegoat tariffs! Not AF?  //  PowerOutage.US all the rage  //  LeBron made 50K points (that’s like around 25k baskets)  //  *Zelensky ready to make a deal!  //  

Trump vs Democrat children | JLP Wed 3-5-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 3-5-25  

News Hr 1:  NO HAKE NEWS FIRST HOUR 

News Hr 2:  Trump address to Congress today. (Slotkin Dem response, I heard.)  //  Tariffs now!  //  Ukraine aid pause  //  Severe weather!  //  Crypto reserve!  //  *SpaceX failure to launch! (But space is still real!)  //  Himalayan avalanche! India workers trapped 36 hours! 46 survived!  //  RIP Carl Thomas Dean, 82, late ultra-private husband of Dolly Parton  //  

Don't call yourself dyslexic | JLP Tue 3-4-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Tue 3-4-25  Country & Western Tuesday…  

News Hr 1:  Trump CNN approval 48%, not too shabby!  //  *Trump addresses joint session Tues  //  Oscars yesterday: boring! JK idk  //  *Wildfires in the Carolinas now! Your turn!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Measles outbreak: Kids die of pneumonia and RSV but they call it Measles  //  **Blue Ghost on the moon!  //  **Boba chain bigger than McDonald’s or Starbucks! 蜜雪冰城 Mìxuě Bīngchéng, which means honey snow ice city  //  48K died in Gaza; Israel block aid till Hamas agrees to new conditions  //  Pope Francis says war seems absurd, he’s been sick  //  

You don't need to walk around with bottles of water | JLP Mon 3-3-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Mon 3-3-25  Female Monday…  

News Hr 1:  *Seven planets in the sky!  //  Minerals deal today?  //  Mass firings hit the NOAA?  //  Tropical cyclone hits a French Indian Ocean island  //  

News Hr 2:  Meta's sorry: Glitch showed violent reel  //  Oscars Sunday  //  Gene Hackman’s death appears “suspicious” after all  //  Ramadan starts this wknd  //  **Finally a woman in trouble for unwanted kiss: South Korea, she allegedly kissed BTS  //  RIP 113yo Holocaust survivor  //  *Air Traffic Controllers average $113K, short 3K  //  *Media promoting a corporate blackout boycott last day of the month  //  

Do you keep a budget? | JLP Fri 2-28-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Fri 2-28-25  Express Yourself Friday…  

News Hr 1:  **Gene Hackman died!  //  Pope Francis condition slightly improving  //  Cabinet meeting yesterday!  //  Foreign aid drama  //  

News Hr 2:  *"Trans" troops  //  Middle East drama  //  *To the moon’s south pole!  //  *Lawsuit win: Too many commercials at the movies before the film!  //  **Thieves target freight trains in CA and AZ! Stolen Nikes!  //  **RIP Gene Hackman  //  *OJ getting expensive, more than double!  //  *Eli Lilly obesity and diabetes drugs manufacturing coming to America  //  

The thrill of calling yourself a sinner | JLP Thu 2-27-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Thu 2-27-25  Bible Thumper Thursday… 

News Hr 1:  *Gold cards for foreigners to turn citizen!  //  *Air travel: ANOTHER MISS, VERY NEARBY!  //  Budget blueprint, boring!  //  *Ukraine’s minerals!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Illegals gotta register, or be CRIMINALS!  //  Gaza ceasefire  //  *Privatize the Post Office?  //  *Elon Musk sacrificing for America: Lost $52B, still the richest  //  *Were there ever Martians?  //  *620M Hindus gather  //  *Chile scapegoats electric companies?  //  

They didn't used to be this way | JLP Wed 2-26-25

👨🏾‍🦲 JLP Wed 2-26-25