News Hr 1:  NASA concerned: ISS leaking! Biden OKs long-range missiles by Ukraine deep into Russia! Trump transition: “Controversial” picks! “Climate”: Biden in the rainforest. 

News Hr 2:  Trump on Climate. E. Coli: Carrot recall! Spirit Airlines, bankrupt! Philippines typhoons. Mike Tyson: “No regrets…” 

Maybe Mike forgot to take his Geritol! | JLP Mon 11-18-24

JLP Mon 11-18-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  Supermoon, Leonid meteor shower. Trump Cabinet: RFJ, Jr, HHS. Measles up: Vaxx propaganda.  //  

News Hr 2:  Tropical Storm Sara, Honduras. Ford vs NHTSA. Jake Paul vs Tyson. Fat people. 

A change is gonna come 🎶 | JLP Fri 11-15-24

JLP Fri 11-15-24  Express Yourself Friday: How is Netanyahu "evil"?  

News Hr 1:  Retailers get "F" for toxic plastics? R's win House. Trump picks Gaetz for AG. Social Security speculation. Tropical Storm Sara.  

News Hr 2:  Israel in Lebanon: no ceasefires; *HRC cries "war crime" in Gaza. Brazil explosions: suicide attack? Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. Spirit going bankrupt? *Biden to Trump: "Welcome back." 

Blaming Adam for what Eve did?! | JLP Thu 11-14-24

JLP Thu 11-14-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  “Pollution” all-time high! Trump meets Biden. Congress. 

News Hr 2:  China hit-and-run! 10 Commandments law! Lunchables under attack! 

The government is 100-percent against us! | JLP Wed 11-13-24

JLP Wed 11-13-24  Loving misery! 

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Tuesday, November 12, 2024 AD 

(CNN or theSkimm or AP or Morning Brew Tue 11-12-24) 

News Hr 1:  Veterans Day. Trump transition. House uncertain. *Climate propaganda. 

News Hr 2:  *Alabama shooting! Bitcoin up. Music. Cuba quake. Mattel porn typo? 

Education has messed up young women's minds! | JLP Mon 11-11-24

JLP Mon 11-11-24  Happy Veterans Day, and Female Monday!  

News Hr 1:  Election: Nevada; Trump admin: Susie Wiles! Immigration: Deportation. 

News Hr 2:  Wildfires. Bird flu. Liam Payne death charges. Israelis attacked in Amsterdam! 

What's wrong with picking cotton? | JLP Fri 11-8-24

JLP Fri 11-8-24  Express Yourself Friday 

News Hr 1:  Trump team "skipped deadlines." Biden talk today. Ukraine panic.  //  

News Hr 2:  “Climate crisis.” Severe weather, fires! *Elon Musk richer!  //  

You hate others' vanity when it disagrees with yours | JLP Thu 11-7-24

JLP Thu 11-7-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  “Stunning victory.” Trump wins. R's get Senate. House uncertain. Bibi and Zelensky congratulate!  //  

News Hr 2:  “Abortion rights” in States. Stock markets up!  

I want Trump President FOREVER, like Putin | JLP Wed 11-6-24

JLP Wed 11-6-24  

News Hr 1:  Election conflict. Vote today! Boeing strike deal? 

News Hr 2:  *Power plant plot. *Teacher scandal. *Jason Kelce fought hate with hate. 

Do you choose socialism or freedom? | JLP Tue 11-5-24

JLP Tue 11-5-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  *Fewer "go vote" corporate ads. Campaigns. Senate. Storms, tornadoes!  //  

News Hr 2:  *Iran female strips. *Spain deadly floods. RIP Quincy Jones. *Hugh Hewitt storms off Wash. Post live show.  //  

Calm down whatever happens this election | JLP Mon 11-4-24

JLP Mon 11-4-24  Female Monday  

HAKE NEWS for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Friday, November 1, 2024 AD 

(CNN or theSkimm or AP or Morning Brew Fri 11-1-24) 

News Hr 1:  Election. World Series. "Economy." *North Korea ICBM! 

News Hr 2:  ICBMs. *Spain flood. Taiwan typhoon. *E. coli McD's. *Arnold for Kamala. 

Two whoops and a holler from Joe Biden | JLP Thu 10-31-24

JLP Thu 10-31-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Wednesday, October 30, 2024 AD 

(CNN or theSkimm or AP or Morning Brew Wed 10-30-24) 

News Hr 1:  Political spam texts. Election hype. Burned ballots. Flight refunds. 

News Hr 2:  Govt meddling airlines. Israel bans UNRWA. Tropical Storm Trami damage to Philippines. Steve Bannon out of 120-day prison, "contempt of Congress."  

Don't accept excuses! Excuse means LOSER! | JLP Tue 10-29-24

JLP Tue 10-29-24  Country & Western Tuesday  

News Hr 1:  Paycheck-to-paycheck at $150K. Would Trump concede? Projection: "Unhinged!" Middle East: Till after election. McD's selling Quarter Pounders again. 

News Hr 2:  McD's: FDA still not sure source! Bezos Wash Post won't endorse! Blue Origin space deal. Toxic smog in India, Pakistan in time for Diwali. School back in Ashville, NC. Kids' walking pneumonia. 

IF SHE'S CRYING, SHE'S LYING! | JLP Mon 10-28-24

JLP Mon 10-28-24  Female Monday  

News Hr 1:  *Election day employer laws. Campaigns. SpaceX. Hostages. 

News Hr 2:  *Disloyal Israeli reservists? EXTREME weather! Lead paint. Beyoncé w/ Kamala. *"Straight" "partners"?! *Kissup Charles in Samoa. 

No such thing as loneliness | JLP Fri 10-25-24

JLP Fri 10-25-24  Express Yourself Friday  

News Hr 1:  Space. Kamala. North Korea-Russia. Boeing strike. 

News Hr 2:  Iran hackers. Storm Trami. $7.25. McD's. 

Desperate people go personal when they're losing | JLP Thu 10-24-24

JLP Thu 10-24-24  Bible Thumper Thursday  

News Hr 1:  Flying cars? Kamala CNN. McD's E Coli? 

News Hr 2:  Hurricane aftermath. Lebanon deaths. *Inflation. Yelp McD's. Mexican Dodgers died! 

How can you believe in God and not love all? | JLP Wed 10-23-24

JLP Wed 10-23-24  

News Hr 1:  Vulnerable seniors exploited. Hostage talks. Hurricane aid. 

News Hr 2:  Climate allergies! Waffle listeria! *Mental health strike. *Liz Cheney conscience. 

Which is better: The plantation or inner cities? | JLP Tue 10-22-24

JLP Tue 10-22-24  Country & Western Tuesday