'Mayors Like Me'! Tucker 'Cherry-picking' DoD! | Mon. 5-8-23
"WhiTe SuPrEmAciSt" speculation (Hispanics)! Lori Lightfoot on Al Sharpton! Tucker Carlson vs Flat Earth, DoD, AOC!
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Based Woman (Not)! Wild 'Teens' and 'Educated' Adults! | Wed. 3-15-23
Anti-2A Flashbacks! PrOtEcT ThE cHiLdReN! | Wed. 2-15-23
Democrats grandstand over guns: Beto, Biden, Eric Holder, Obama! Gov't pretends to wanna protect kids in various ways!
Read MoreLet HAKE be your Valentine (No H**o) | Tue. 2-14-23
A good-looking couple, a little out-of-order! Silliness from ladies and blacks: Soccer hair, Michigan shooting, YouTube pranks! Gov't "family" policy stinks!
Read MoreFun Show! Equality Ladies and 'Legitimate Rape' | Thu. 2-9-23
Reviewing old news: parents at school meeting on "diversity and inclusion," and RINO overreaction to "legitimate rape" comments!
Read MoreState of the Union Against Americans! | Wed. 2-8-23
Biden/State of the Union "in great shape! Getting better!" Lame RINO Marxist RNC, weak! Fun(?) black calls at the end!
Read MoreThe Voice of Sanity with Joel Friday | Tue. 1-17-23
Joel prefers beta jerky?! Moon, flat earth, and vaxx talk. Don't accept or reject! CraigsList ad for "male companion." Biden MLK sermon.
Read MoreBASED Lesbian and Lovely Ladies! (Thu. 12-15-22)
Pelosi's portrait! Jory Micah blames Capitalism. Space, ovens, and spittoons! Rep Katie Porter: LGBTQ vs 1A, in USA and Norway!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 15, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing" - Sufjan Stevens (2002-ish, Hark! Songs for Christmas) // "What Child Is This?" - Phil Hahn and Steve Johnson (2013 or earlier, Songs of Christmas) //
Read MoreTrump is back, and so is Hake... OR NO? (Mon. 11/28/22)
Obama-Biden Youth sing! Trump-Kanye-Fuentes meeting! Christmas Movies! (RIP John Candy) Entertaining Starbucks fight and more!
The Hake Report, Monday, November 28, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "This Means War!" - Petra (1987, This Means WarI) // "God Gave Rock 'n' Roll to You" - Petra (1984 version, Beat the System) //
Read MoreAlex Jones 'Judge' Woman! Persecution of Men! (Thu. 8-4-22)
Alex Jones faces Democrat female "Judge"! Breonna Taylor cops arrested! Pro-choice Sleepy Joe! APA approves Demi Lovato gender confusion?
The Hake Report, Thursday, August 4, 2022 AD: Mainstream media accuses Alex Jones of profiting from "lies"! CNN encourages getting into imagination and emotion about victims' parents! Mr. Jones's Democrat female "judge" Maya Guerra Gamble ruled for Planned Parenthood last year! // Bible: Proverbs 9: Go toward wisdom. Don't correct a mocker; correct a wise man. // Biden DOJ's Merrick Garland confirms far-left VICE: FBI arrested Breonna Taylor Louisville cops! // Legend Phil Mickelson sues PGA Tour for playing monopoly! // 24yo rapper shot in Louisville! RIP. // Singer Demi Lovato goes from "they/them" back to "she/her" after a year. // More Uvalde mess! //
Read MoreLite-skinned Obama! DeSantis vs Trump? (Mon. 7-18-22)
Hake is suspended on YouTube for a few days yet… See links below for alternative video platforms…
Why do libs make people look light-skinned? Are Trump supporters disloyal? CNN lady calls sensible Christians "bigots" over real marriage.
The Hake Report, Monday, July 18, 2022 AD: Thanks for the B-day wishes! // Pocket/Guardian: Highly sensitive people are "visionaries" on lib issues! // Obama, Rashida Tlaib, Assault Hotline lady: All made to look light-skinned! (Obama pushed vote-by-mail and "impatience" for communism!) // Is far-left Netflix going down? // DC Mayor Muriel Bowser: Homeless shelters overwhelmed with "tricked" bused migrants from Texas! // Fox News man-on-the-street interviews showcase six or seven former Trump voters turned DeSantis supporters! Shameful! // JUST A COUPLE CALLS, kinda interesting — see below! // Ted Cruz says Supreme Court overreached with Obergefell on "same-sex marriage." Margaret Hoover says he panders to "bigots." //
Read More'Mental' AsAms! Vulgar Libs! 'Anti-racism'! Steve King! (Fri. 7-15-22)
World doesn't understand 'mental health'! Trashy Twitter bashes Trump after Ivana dies! Well-to-do black activists got crazy after George Floyd! Steve King's right!
The Hake Report, Friday, July 15, 2022 AD: Asian actress Constance Wu talks "mental health" after attempting to off herself, distraught over AsAm representation! // Uber MeToo'd by "assault" claims! (Ladies, be wiser!) RAINN hotline ad features online and phone counselor women! // Far-left Twitter trend slings mud about Marla Maples, Trump's second wife, after the passing of his first, Ivana Trump (RIP)! // First "African American" Air Force Chief of Staff CQ Brown, Jr., and black Texas school principal (suspended) Dr. James Whitfield go "anti-racist" post-George Floyd. // FLASHBACK: Steve King smeared by NYT and RINOs for truth against birth control, etc.! //
Read MoreYouTube Strike! Fictional Proverbs 31 Woman! (Wed. 7-13-22)
Hake received a “strike” on YouTube this morning (for “RIP Mikey…” episode), so no YouTube videos for a week! See below for alt video platforms (Twitter, Facebook, BitChute, Rumble, Odysee…)
YouTube censored Hake! Cute lil Simone Biles! Relevant Magazine goes feminist on King David and Proverbs 31! J6 normies called "extremist"!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 13, 2022 AD: GOAT gymnast, 4'8" Simone Biles declines coloring book on plane! "Honored" by Biden, alongside Gabby Giffords! // JUST A FEW CALLS: Hake's home school experience and YouTube ban; a BHI (black Hebrew Israelite)'s upbringing (SEE BELOW) // Far-left "Christian" RELEVANT Magazine asks: Did King David "rape" Bathsheba? Rethink the "Proverbs 31 Woman," she's "fictional"! So says "lesbian" intersectional writer Baily Jo Welch-Pomerantz (DON'T HARASS)! // We have enough lithium for decades of power for current EVs, but enough oil for centuries of energy, I hear! // J6 committee and media smear Proud Boys as "extremists"! //
Read MorePedro of The Crucible: Race vs. the Gospel (Fri. 6-17-22)
GUEST: Pedro from The Crucible advocates the Gospel, ignoring race, unlike Hake! Callers pounce! THEN: Obama-Biden brought "Pride" to the White House!
The Hake Report, Friday, June 17, 2022 AD, GUEST: Pedro Guzman of The Crucible is a Christian first, promoting the Gospel with steps for building society: God first, protecting children's education, having children and families, and Church influencing politics! // DISAGREEMENT: Hake, don't focus on race so much! // CALLERS challenge Pedro and tattle-tale on James and Jesse! (SEE BELOW) // THEN: Barack Obama and Sleepy Joe Biden brought 2SLGBTQI+ "Pride" to the so-called White House! //
Read MoreAnimals Attack! Caller: 'I Don't See Color' (Thu. 6-9-22)
Ape grabs human at a zoo! Black beats woman at a store! Call: "colorblind" man voted for Obama?! Procrastination comes from emotions!
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 9, 2022 AD: Funny clip: Orangutan in a cage grabs a skinny dude! // A black dude attacked a female employee in a Phoenix Cricket phone store robbery. His brother speaks! // INTERESTING CALLS on drugs, hate, "What Is a Woman?," and a Gen X / Boomer guy saying: "I don't look at color." (SEE BELOW) // Pocket / Inc. wisdom: Procrastination is emotional, not lazy! True? // Milo interns for Marjorie Greene; libs get nasty about it! //
Read More06/02/22 Thu. Sleepy Old Biden! Funny Black Lady! Who Built the USA?
Sleepy Joe Biden, past vs. present! Did only whites build America? Entertaining black lady after a police shooting! Gross Madonna's adopted son in a dress!
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 2, 2022 AD – Campaign ad: Charles Booker, black Democrat, wears a noose to oppose Rand Paul! // CALL, Review: Hake vs. Jangles on Modern-Day Debate! // Super: Hake explains Italians vs. whites. // Several Biden clips, including an old pro-marriage one! // K-pop boy band BTS goes to White House to accuse whites of "hate crimes"! // CALLS (and Chris, later) – Did whites build America? // FUNNY black lady beside herself saying police shot an [armed] pregnant black lady! // Monica Lewinsky on Amber Heard trial // Madonna's African adopted 16-year-old son David Banda wears another dress to please her. // Anti-racist grading! //
Read More05/24/22 Tue. 2013 Flashback! 'Jackie Robinson' Wannabe Turns Crybaby!
2013: Megyn Kelly and Joe Biden advise children and women! Major League Baseball punishes white player for black tattletale!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 24, 2022 AD: Megyn Kelly on Fox News, 2013: Jesus and Santa are white! // White NY Yankees baseball player Josh Donaldson called black opponent Tim Anderson "Jackie" (as in Jackie Robinson)! // Sen. Bill Cassidy points out black pregnant mothers have higher maternal mortality in Louisiana! // A black 22yo drove into a 56yo white cop at wild "Go Topless Jeep Weekend" that resulted in arrests and hospitalizations! // JUST A COUPLE CALLS: World Economic Forum "police" and Sleepy Joe Biden! // 2013 FLASHBACK: VP Biden says: Fire two shotgun shells in the air! // And other news and headlines! //
Read More02/16/22 Wed. Homeless Crimes, Black History Month Mess, and Slaves
Breonna Taylor or Brianna Kupfer: Whose death was more outrageous? Asian females cry "racism"! Callers on Black History Month, RME!
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The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 16, 2022 AD: We hear more about Breonna Taylor when we should hear about Brianna Kupfer! Homeless black crime out-of-control, or no? // Voter non-integrity activist Beth Huang mistaken for Asian female Boston Mayor Michelle Wu — "racism" and "sexism"? // Defiant L's suspended after tweeting about BLM gun control commie who shot at Louisville, KY, mayoral candidate. // INTERESTING CALLS CAME IN LATE: Shouldn't Hake celebrate Black History Month? Super Bowl Halftime Show… Propping up blacks, smearing whites! Did slaves build America? (See below!) // Attack on the Second Amendment after "mass shootings" from like 10 years ago. //
MUSIC: Hollydrift - "Mary Red Majorette" - Waiting for the Tiller (2004, Parasomnic Records) // Dan Lebowitz - "Get Your Glow" - YouTube Audio Library (Chris selection) //
CALLERS
Landry from Washington, D.C., originally central Africa: celebrate Black History Month!
Skip from Augusta, GA asks where we're headed, propping up blacks, and hating whites!
Joe from Phoenix, AZ is hung up on JLP and Hake's true statements about blacks! Nice story.
William from California cites another black figure, takes issue with "POC" term, and rants.
Art from Ohio says slaves and free working blacks did help build America!
Also check out Hake News from today.
Read More02/14/22 Mon. 'Inclusive' Halftime Show; Govt Funded Tesla Illegals
Freedom Convoy smeared! Eminem kneels to BLM for over-inclusive NFL Halftime Show: Interesting calls! Tesla propped up, hiring illegals!
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The Hake Report, Monday, February 14, 2022 AD: (Happy Valentine's Day!) // Callers talk about the NFL Halftime Show: Lame kneeling Eminem? Do white artists sink Super Bowl ratings? (See below!) // Tesla's Fremont, CA plant has racial discrimination accusations; expensive Electric Vehicles propped up by govt? // Canada "Freedom Convoy" truckers and protestors smeared by the media and gov't establishment! // COVER YOUR EYES, KIDS! Biden's Dept of Energy pick Sam Brinton calls himself a "they/them": Respect pronouns, or people? //
MUSIC: Hollydrift - "A Day Like No Other" - Waiting for the Tiller (2004, Parasomnic Records) // TrackTribe - "Duck in the Alley" - YouTube Audio Library (Chris selection) //
CALLERS
William from California mostly pans the halftime show. He tells a Tesla, Fremont, CA story.
Austin from WA learned auto work in OC, CA, but they hire illegal-only! School mask protest!
Jared from Missouri tells about the Jesuits' influence on the Titanic and to this day!
Joe from Portland, OR says the NFL promotes "felon" rappers as a bad example for kids.
Mike from Michigan says white halftime performers sank ratings! JLP "too far gone!"
Mark from Santa Monica: black IQ genetic or environment? Why play with "racist" word?
Also see Hake News from JLP's show today.
Read More02/11/22 Fri. MeToo Politicians! Surrogate Moms? Tesla Racism Lawsuit
Shutdowns hurt health! Senate MeToo's businesses! Go, Freedom Convoy! Surrogate mothers, no good? Fake racism lawsuits and propaganda!
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The Hake Report, Friday, February 11, 2022 AD: BuzzFeed admits shutdown overreaction negatively affected people's health and bodies. // Lindsay Graham, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Chuck Schumer push phony #MeToo legislation on employers. // Truckers' Freedom Convoy: Keep doing it right! (Doug Ford, Ontario, Canada Premier, threatens fines on protestors!) // INTERESTING CALLS: Babies of surrogates, home schooled girl speaks, women in America (and female-minded males)! (See below!) // Fake "racism" stories: "Everything's Gonna Be All White" POC documentary; FLASHBACK: Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles lawsuit; Tesla "racial discrimination" lawsuit, Fremont, CA! // Inflation: Trump is better than Biden, or no? //
MUSIC: "Ghost from Third Grade" - Hollydrift - Waiting for the Tiller (2004, Parasomnic Records) // "Game On" - Jeremy Korpas - YouTube Audio Library (Chris selection) //
CALLERS
Rick from Maine on Chris's Jen Psaki soft-on-crime compilation for JLP Friday show.
Rich from Victorville, CA says a rapper on Kendrick's label was "outed." Problem with LGBT?
Steve from Missouri: Ally Beth Stuckey said babies suffer separated from surrogate mothers.
Cassandra from Arizona How was James's home school different from today's?
Art from Ohio doesn't think God wants us doing this IVF or surrogate mother stuff!
Dean from North Carolina accuses Hake, Tucker, and others of gossiping, without elaborating.
Rick from Hampton, VA asks about Joe Biden, his son, and the Russia-Ukraine situation…
Also see Hake News from JLP's show today.
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