Fun Times! (Fri. 12/2/22)
Trump for tormented patriots. Beats Biden, Obama, W.! Kanye on AJ: He expressed "love," but is "vile"! Don Lemon's "not sexist," but…
The Hake Report, Friday, December 2, 2022 AD
Read MoreWake up! Wake up, wake up! It's the first of the month! (Thu. 12/1/22)
Nice calls! RIP Fleetwood Mac singer lady. Moby is brilliant and lame! Climate dummies in France! LeBron James takes up for black victimhood!
The Hake Report, Thursday, December 1, 2022 AD
Read MoreKanye: 'Conspiracies' or TRUTH? JLP on Dr. Phil! (Wed. 11-30-22)
Callers on Kanye's message: "Conspiracies" or "TRUTH"? JLP on Dr. Phil, that's exciting! Twitter mess! Do "protests" work without establishment support?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 30, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "Beat the System" - Petra (1984, Beat the System) // "Get on Your Knees and Fight Like a Man" - Petra (1987, This Means War!) //
Read MoreEmotional Kanye Walked off Timcast! Shoulda Stayed! (Tue. 11/29/22)
Kanye, Milo, Fuentes walked off Tim Pool's show! Cult followers on every side including pro/anti-Trump! Liars accuse truth tellers of "gaslighting"!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 29, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "It Is Finished" - Petra (1984, Beat the System) // "Don't Let Your Heart Be Hardened" - Petra (1987, This Means War!) //
Read MoreTrump is back, and so is Hake... OR NO? (Mon. 11/28/22)
Obama-Biden Youth sing! Trump-Kanye-Fuentes meeting! Christmas Movies! (RIP John Candy) Entertaining Starbucks fight and more!
The Hake Report, Monday, November 28, 2022 AD
MUSIC: "This Means War!" - Petra (1987, This Means WarI) // "God Gave Rock 'n' Roll to You" - Petra (1984 version, Beat the System) //
Read MoreHake Returns, with Bigg Bump (Thanksgiving Thu. 11-24-22)
Bigg Bump co-hosts! 1676, the first Thanksgiving. E Jean Carroll MeToo's Trump. NHL and CNN on nonbinary doctrine.
The Hake Report with Bigg Bump co-hosting, Thanksgiving day, Thursday, November 24, 2022 AD
Read MoreHAKE is BACK, with Joel Friday (Tue. 11-22-22)
LAPD vs independent thinkers! Trump 2024? (Debate!) Back pain, health. Thankfulness. FIFA prez, Cuomo kiss up! Netflix: "The Good Nurse" lesson. //
The Hake Report with co-host Joel Friday here! Tuesday, November 22, 2022 AD //
Read Mores/o to Bigg Bump for a great show. (Sunday walk-and-ramble, 11/13/22)
Sunday, November 13, 2022 AD – Hake walks and rambles for 23 mins… a big thanks to Joel Friday and Bigg Bump for guest hosting for Hake last week!
Hake’s been out 3 months due to surgeries / need for surgery. Feeling a lot better! I’m due back soon…
In the second half I go off about Alex Jones’s lynching, Sandy Hook backstory, Charlottesville smears, and more. Adios, America!
Read MoreGUEST HOST Bigg Bump: Possession, Alex Jones, Baseball (Fri. 11/11/22)
Bigg Bump fills-in for Hake: Everybody's possessed (inc. Rainn Wilson). Taking down Alex Jones and free speech. Baseball's "diversity problem."
The Hake Report, Friday, November 11, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST: Bigg Bump (Bigg_Bump on Twitter), a self-produced rapper and family man who attends BOND meetings (featured in the "Stand Up" JLP remix) //
Read MoreGUEST HOST Joel Friday: Nikolas Cruz, LAPD, Sex Out-of-wedlock (Tue. 11/8/22)
Joel Friday fills-in for Hake again! Nikolas Cruz heard same voices we all hear! Joel was rejected by LAPD! Stop having sex out-of-wedlock! Follow on IG: JoelFridayTV
Read MoreGET PUMPED: Tomorrow I got a Guest Host! (for Tues. 11/1/22)
SECRET GUEST HOST! It’s not Kanye West. He wouldn’t agree to terms.
Monday, October 31, 2022 AD: A lil 15-minute walk-and-ramble…for free for the people. Happy Halloween! (It’s a CHRISTIAN holiday!)
Read MoreGUEST HOST: Joel Friday Fills-in for Hake! (Tue. 11/1/22)
GUEST HOST! Joel Friday talks about life, work, and relationships, and takes calls. A couple confrontational callers at the end!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 1, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST! Joel Friday here! (Joel Friday TV on IG and on YouTube)
Hake is still out after another surgery last week, but JLP’s brought in a great guest for Tuesday!
Read More6 More Weeks?! Checking in a Third Time (Sun. 10/23/22)
Checking in a third time… Sunday evening, October 23, 2022 AD: Walking and rambling over 16 minutes, talking about surgeries, recovery(?), Kanye West (NOT “YE”!), Nickstream, Jeffrey Dahmer (and Jeff Suffering), and Loyalty and Christianity. I’m still with BOND and JLP! I’m a Christian! Thanks, all! ☺️ 🙏 “Better… Not Bitter”
Read MoreChecking in again… just rambling/small update (Mon. 10/10/22)
Monday, October 10, 2022 AD: Hey guys I haven’t checked in in a couple weeks or more, no big changes but hopefully my body’s on the upswing? What a mess, I’ve been out two months due to surgery / complications…. Just wanted to say hi and shoot the breeze.
Read MoreCheckin In... (Sun. 9/25/22)
WATCH: YouTube | Odysee | Rumble | BitChute
The Hake Report has been out FOREVER… But I thought I’d check in on Sunday, September 25, 2022 AD (I have a longer video from the day before on my SubscribeStar).
I’ve mostly been missing Hake News on JLP as well. Thanks to Nick of Nickstream for filling-in on Hake News!
Read MoreWitchy 'Handmaid' Authoress! Spirit Airport Fight! (Mon. 8-15-22)
C'mon, Pete Davidson! Margaret Atwood looks EVIL in a photo shoot! DFW Spirit Airlines employee fights female customer! Doug Emhoff, EMBARRASSING!
The Hake Report, Monday, August 15, 2022 AD: No long description, sorry, Hake is trifling after his time off!
Read MoreWomen in Politics! Coach Resigns Over a Word! (Wed. 8-10-22)
RINO Nancy Mace cites Handmaid's Tale! And other women! OU Coach Cale Gundy resigned for reading aloud some "racially charged" word!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 10, 2022 AD: Hake criticizes Nancy Mace (RINO-SC) over "Handmaid's Tale" reference (Margaret Atwood pro-choice novel-turned-TV series) // Hake also goes after Vermont candidate Becca Balint and anti-Trump New York AG Letitia James. // SOME INTERESTING CALLS: Ladies, be responsible and report crime! 2024 speculation? Interracial relationship advice? // Longtime and well-liked Oklahoma University coach Cale Gundy resigns and apologizes for reading an unspecified "shameful and hurtful" word in front of adult football players! //
Read MoreLiberal FBI Raids Trump Home! Black Callers Battle! (Tue. 8-9-22)
Merrick Garland trends on Twitter over Mar-A-Lago raid! Callers: Art from Ohio battles Maze from Dayton! Uvalde "shooter's" mother: Don't judge us!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 9, 2022 AD: The Biden FBI raided Mar-A-Lago, per Trump; so Republicans are speaking against AG Merrick Garland! // FUN CALLS! Trump haters overplaying their hand? Art vs. Maze battle over values. Reiterating: Boycott Satan! // Texas elementary school shooter Salvador Ramos had family problems. His mom spoke to the media in May: Forgive us! // Trump says the phony establishment staged and pretends to "investigate" Jan 6, just like with Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's "foiled kidnapping plot"! //
Read MoreBreonna Taylor, Emmett Till, and Other MESS! (Mon. 8-8-22)
Kentucky Dems "Say Her Name," RME! Ableist slurs in pop songs are EXHAUSTING! Fun black caller! More details on Emmett Till / Carolyn Bryant...
The Hake Report, August 8, 2022 AD: No description again! Hake is trifling again today!
Read MoreLiberal 'Judge' Maya! RINO Dick Cheney! (Fri. 8-5-22)
Alex Jones's "judge" is worse than I knew! W. Bush VP smears Trump for his anti-J6 daughter Liz! RINOs call Viktor Orban "bigoted" for normal view of marriage.
The Hake Report, Friday, August 5, 2022 AD: No description today; Hake is trifling! //
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