Iranian President Raisi killed in helicopter crash! | HAKE NEWS Mon 5-20-24

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End of Hour 1: Storm coming in! Power out and it’s hot! // Iranian prez died in helicopter crash?! // Trump in court vs Cohen still // Biden at Morehouse black college //

End of Hour 2: Baltimore bridge update // Space tourism: Blue Origin // Retirement news // Golfer won // SI swimsuit edition 60th anniversary // Disneyland play actors turn communist union! //

FBI spy! | JLP Mon 5-20-24

Hake notes from JLP…

JLP Hr 1 BQ's: Are you a self worshiper? Can you ever really know another person? No! Stop sharing "the truth"! It's ego. // FBI-Soviet spy Robert Hanssen: Two hoops and a holler from Jeffrey Dahmer! // Therapists want your money! // Pope Francis wants open borders! // CALLS: Sihie in South Africa on women, mother, father // Maureen (sp) in PA (1st-timer)'s liberal mother is a narcissist, 32yo single mother (Hold thru Hake News)

JLP Hr 2 CALLS: Maureen in PA continues: mother has grandparents' custody rights over her son?! Face and forgive your mother. // Vicki in TX on Catholic FBI spy, therapists // Super Chats: Thoughts, Pain, PTSD, Sean leaving! Evil inside BQ, Wife becomes daughter (or mother), wedding yesterday… // CALL: Jason in CA (1st-timer), 28, met dad at 16, anger in teens, 20s, forgave mother, returned to father. He black! //

JLP Hr 3 The pope is a fat guy in a gown! Says the heart is good! A lie! // Joel Friday on P Diddy, DV incident, and judgment // Sean on Usyk beating Tyson Fury // Sean: Scottie Scheffler got arrested, but still won! // Sean is leaving after Friday! // CALL: Justin in GA on job trouble, quit because of transgender. He feels others are judging him: how do you know what they’re thinking? Pray and let the thoughts pass. //

JLP Video Timestamps Mon 5-20-24

(0:00:00) Stream Start
(0:18:33) HOUR 1: Uniting the races…
(0:19:33) New BQ: Are you a self worshiper? / Last week's BQ: What does evil look like inside you?
(0:23:12) [Female Monday] Sharing your forgiveness story [& BQ: Know another?] with people you think you love — person got fired! Don’t run and share it! Most don’t wanna hear it! Stop it! It’s ego anyway. Satan doesn’t want light in you to grow. People are evil. 2-weeks ago BQ: You can’t really know another person.
(0:32:30) FBI spy: Robert Hanssen hated parents, chasing thrill, turned informant for Soviets! Turned Americans in Russia over, got them killed?! Dated a stripper. (0:40:45) Every human being is two hoops and a holler from Jeffrey Dahmer. You’re no different! You turn on family, self, you judge, have no love, jealous, envy… Story of secret cam showing sex with wife to friend. Cannot leave children alone with wife (something like that) (0:47:22) BREAK…
(0:50:00) Salvation is about a return to the Father. The therapist wants your money! (0:53:26) TikTok video: therapist don’t wanna be friends! 84% of psychotherapists get psychotherapy themselves! Forgive your mother, return to your father, you can be free!
(0:57:26) The Pope is ticked! He doesn’t want us to close the borders! Liberal pope! Pope on 60-Minutes last night!
(1:02:31) CALL: Sihie in South Africa (1st-timer) asks about racism, black women crazy; go and forgive your mother and return to your father. Don’t be mad at father that he fought with your mother. He didn’t know how to deal with her. (1:08:47) A black South African prefers white South African women. South Africa is coming to America!
(1:09:29) Maureen in PA (1st-timer) has a narcissistic mother; She’s a 32yo single mother, her mom imprinting on her son! (HOLD) (1:11:22) BREAK… HAKE NEWS: Iranian Prez dead. Trump trial vs Cohen.
(1:17:26) HOUR 2 intro, Female Monday (slight dead air)
(1:21:30) Back with Maureen in PA (1st-timer) walking on eggshells with her mother. Story of her father losing his job and dying(??)... Brother on father’s side is / was gay(?), died(?)... Go and face your mother. OMG! (1:29:30) JLP brief post-call monologue: You must forgive in order to be free!
(1:30:33) CALL: Vicki in TX on Catholic FBI agent who became a Soviet spy.
(1:34:45) JLP sings after hanging up, “I’ve been tried in the fire…” SUPER CHATS … (1:36:19) A thought is just a thought; human beings shouldn’t be having pain! Fear, shyness, jealousy … PTSD meds …
(1:45:34) CALL: Jason in CA (1st-timer) didn’t meet his dad till 16… (1:47:24) BREAK, announcements (1:51:36) Back to JASON, anger in teens, 20s… only way out is thru; mother wanted to blame father. Father broke down, a Marine. (1:58:40) He’s black! I thought he was white, what da! (1:59:51) Every human being has the same problem.
(2:00:08) BAD CALL: John in FL on TikTok video that he promotes… weird indirect question.
(2:03:30) CALL: Justin in FL on going out preaching, JLP great monologue
(2:08:03) CALL: Christopher in FL idles his car while sleeping homeless, 27, asks about not moving back with his father. Got fired last week.
(2:11:29) BREAK / Hake News… Baltimore bridge, space ship, Retirement “boomers” “boom.” etc.
(2:18:25) HOUR 3… Female Monday…
(2:22:01) Idk why we listen to the pope, he’s just a fat guy in a gown, why he in our business! The pope is a liberal, serves no purpose! He says human beings’ hearts are good. That’s a lie. He’s lost. Stop worshiping celebrities!
(2:28:11) The celebrities have the same problems as Robert Hanssen, Jeffrey Dahmer, the pope, looking for love, as miserable as you are! (2:29:19) Joel Friday talks about “Diddy”
(2:37:02) Sean presents: “I am very feel” Ukrainian Usyk beat Tyson Fury in heavyweight boxing match in Saudi Arabia … First undisputed heavyweight boxing champion… (2:47:08) BREAK … Announcements: Joel Friday living by love, not by law. (2:51:57) Back to Sean and the boxing fight
(2:52:41) Sean’s “friend” Scottie Scheffler went to jail! Golfer! Straight-laced guy dragged cop 30-feet or yards… Still won!
(2:55:04) Sean leaving!
(2:58:32) CALL: Justin in GA looking for a job, he quit one because of a transgender he had to work with. He feels judged and conflicted about incompetence around him (3:05:00) How do you know what they’re thinking? Been slacking on the Silent Prayer. Don’t pay attention to the thoughts, the Devil! Omit them, let them pass. (Great call!)
(3:14:12) Bye!

HAKE NEWS, Hr 1 | Mon 5-20-24

Storm coming in! Power out and it’s hot! // Iranian prez died in helicopter crash?! // Trump in court vs Cohen still // Biden at Morehouse black college //

*Storm’s a-comin’ in!

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) A powerful storm system is barreling through the Central US with reports of baseball-sized hail in Kansas and Oklahoma. Hundreds of thousands are also without power in Texas as triple-digit heat follows a pattern of violent weather in the South.

**RIP Iranian Prez and others (gone the way of Kobe, daughter, and others)

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) Iran’s President Ebrahim Raisi died in a helicopter crash Sunday at age 63, the government has confirmed. Nine people were onboard the aircraft (JUST LIKE KOBE’S!), including the country’s foreign minister. No survivors were found after an hours-long search operation in heavy fog, officials said, adding that weather could have played a key role in the crash.

Raisi’s death comes at a fraught moment in the Middle East, with war raging in Gaza.

It also comes weeks after Iran launched a drone and missile attack on Israel in response to a deadly strike on its diplomatic compound in Damascus.

theSkimm: What people are talking about… Iran. This morning, Iranian state media reported that their president, Ebrahim Raisi, and other officials died after a helicopter crashed. This comes after state media reported bad weather forced the helicopter to make a “hard landing” on Sunday.

The incident comes at a precarious time for Iran amid the Israel-Hamas war and high tensions in the region.

BASED: Since becoming president in 2021, Raisi has squashed anti-government protests and tightened morality laws. He has been widely viewed as a possible successor to the country’s supreme leader, who sits at the top of the Iranian government. With Raisi's death, Iran’s first vice president will take control and an election would be held within 50 days.

*Trump vs the world

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) Donald Trump’s ex-attorney (the rat) Michael Cohen will be back in court today to face another round of cross-examination in the Our Greatest President’s criminal hush money trial (aka extortion kangaroo court case). Cohen was on the stand for three days last week, where he implicated Trump in the reimbursement payment to adult film star dirty Stormy Daniels (Stephanie J. Gregory Clifford) at the heart of black Democrat Manhattan prosecutor Alvin Bragg's “case.” Prosecutors allege Trump broke the law by falsifying financial records to cover up the [extortion] payment. This, they argue, was to deceive voters in 2016 in an early example of election interference. Trump denies having any affair with Daniels [Clifford (Stephanie)] and has pleaded not guilty. Cohen is likely to be the last substantive witness to take the stand for the prosecution, and then it will be the defense’s turn to make Trump’s case.

*Biden of the world but barely in it.

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) Who was behind the podium… President Biden. Yesterday, the president gave a commencement speech at Morehouse College. It’s a historically [b]lack “men’s” college in the key swing state of Georgia. The speech gave the president an opportunity to pitch himself to young Black voters as he looks to keep the White House in November. Biden reiterated his calls for an immediate cease-fire in Gaza (tell those college students!), and told the graduates he heard their protests over the Israel-Hamas war. As he spoke, some students turned their backs or held Palestinian flags, but there weren't any noticeable interruptions. Biden also made “dEmOcRaCy” a key part of his speech saying, “in a democracy, we debate and dissent about America's role in the world.”

CNN: QUOTE: “It’s one of the hardest, most complicated problems in the world.” — President Joe Biden, saying that he’s working toward an “immediate ceasefire” in Gaza during a commencement address at Morehouse College. The White House had hoped the address would allow Biden to better connect with young Black men, a group that has been increasingly moving away from the president, according to recent polls.

HAKE NEWS, Hr 2 | Mon 5-20-24

Baltimore bridge update // Space tourism: Blue Origin // Retirement news // Golfer won // SI swimsuit edition 60th anniversary // Disneyland play actors turn communist union! //

*Baltimore bridge mess

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) The ill-fated cargo ship Dali is set to be moved today from the site of its catastrophic collision with the Francis Scott Key Bridge. Nearly eight weeks have passed since the vessel lost power, veered off course and slammed into the Baltimore bridge on March 26, killing six construction workers. The removal of the ship brings officials one step closer to reopening the Port of Baltimore, which has been incapacitated since the incident. The wreckage has clogged the major shipping channel for the sugar and automotive industries and crippled a major city thoroughfare. More than 30,000 commuters relied on the Key Bridge every day, Maryland Gov. Wes Moore said.

*Space tourism

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) Blue Origin launched six tourists to the edge of space Sunday for the first time in nearly two years, ending a hiatus prompted by a failed uncrewed test flight. The passengers included a venture capitalist, a brewery founder, a software engineer, a retired accountant, an aviator and a retired Air Force captain. During the mission, the crew soared to more than three times the speed of sound — or more than 2,000 miles per hour. The rocket vaulted the passengers past the Kármán line, an area 62 miles above Earth’s surface widely recognized as the altitude at which outer space begins. At the peak of the flight, passengers experienced a few minutes of weightlessness and views of Earth through the cabin windows.

*Retirement (is DEATH! Jk idk, sorta)

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) More Americans are turning 65 this year than ever before, sparking a boom in new retirement products. Around 11,200 Americans will reach that traditional retirement age each day in 2024, according to the Alliance for Lifetime Income. The surge has led to a growing number of financial products that promise paychecks for life, but experts say they can be difficult to reverse and, in some cases, need more research. Jobs with pension plans — or plans that offer employees payments for life — are also harder to come by compared to previous decades. Over the past 40 years, 401(k) plans have taken their place: Americans now hold $7 trillion in such plans, data shows.

American golfer Xander Schauffele wins PGA Championship

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) The 30-year-old pro clinched his first major title Sunday in a nail-biting finale!

**Sports Illustrated celebrates 60 years of iconic swimsuit models

Aka DEGENERACY! … (CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) To mark the special issue’s 60th year in print, the magazine has unveiled seven new covers, reuniting past cover models for a “Legends” photo shoot.

**Tons of play actors turn COMMIE (union)!

(CNN or theSkimm Mon 5-20-24) 1700 Disneyland Resort cast members play characters around the theme park in Anaheim, California, recently voted to unionize. The union described the vote as “a landslide victory,” with more than 950 cast members favoring unionization. Until now, employees dressing up as iconic Disney characters like Mickey Mouse, Cinderella, Snow White and Captain Hook have been excluded from union benefits.

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