Uvalde 'families' get money from lawsuit(s) | HAKE NEWS Thu 5-23-24

May 23, 2024 / James Hake

Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Thursday, May 23, 2024 AD

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End of Hour 1: Sunken treasure, 300yo warship off Colombia! // Trump FALSELY says Biden authorized FBI to shoot him! // Extreme weather! Tornadoes in Iowa! Lots of twisters! // Uvalde “families” sue and win money! // TikTok plans global layoffs (tech layoffs are par rn…?) //

End of Hour 2: Student “debt relief” // BuzzFeed stock goes up after Vivek invests // PGA crime drama // Diaper welfare from TN Medicaid // NOT READ: Wind stage collapse in Mexico // UK special election mess // Ticketmaster vs DOJ? //

Christ's Father. Caitlin Clark. Experts. The View. Black Standards. | JLP Thu 5-23-24

Hake notes from JLP…

JLP Hr 1 (Stealing!) Bible Thumper Thursday. (Badger?) Do the will of Christ’s Father. // EXPERTS: Caitlin Clark vs sour grapes on The View: ladies Sunny Hostin, Whoopi Goldberg. Lower the standard for blacks! (JLP laughs about air traffic control) // Intro to story for next hour (blame Bidenomics for black brawl at CVS) // Hake News…

JLP Hr 2 Lowering the standard for blacks: EXPERTS: CVS brawl: counselor blames “stress”! Are blacks cursed? (Joel can't say yes!) // CALLS: Josh in GA on BQ: Are you a self worshiper? // Chris from CA on Gen Z, father vs mother. // Jay in FL Q on relationships, thoughts, feelings, being with an older woman… (Hold over hour)

JLP Hr 3 Back to Jay in FL get rid of that older woman! Return to your father! // BIBLE THUMPER THURSDAY (JLP gospel singing) // Russ in VA, atheist, avoids religious conversation/conflict. // Super Chats, sean leaving, Happy Birthday // CALLS: Caller on Hake’s wet hair look // Jerry in GA on FE… Carlos in FL on Pulp Fiction… Wayne in TX on Trinity, free will…

JLP Video Timestamps Thu 5-23-24

(0:00:00) Start
(0:17:13) Hour 1 (What's Memorial Day?) Govt encouraging lawless people stealing!
(0:24:52) Bible Thumper Thursday! “Drunk as a badger…” What’s a badger?
(0:29:09) Taught to call on the name of the Lord, bud calling on Satan. Jesus has a Father. No free will!
(0:35:00) Experts… (0:39:52) Caitlin Clark, The View, Sunny Hostin, Whoopi Goldberg
(0:49:07) Experts continued: Caitlin Clark, women’s basketball
(1:00:16) Sean, JLP: Lower the standard (1:03:22) JLP laughs really hard about air traffic control
(1:08:52) Counselors blame Bidenomics for CVS brawl (“stress”)
(1:10:51) BREAK / Hake News
(1:16:54) HOUR 2 Bible Thumper Thursday…
(1:21:00) JLP: Lowering the standards for blacks
(1:26:01) CLIP, Experts … Are blacks cursed? (1:36:33) Joel still having a hard time.
(1:41:15) CALL: Josh in GA on BQ… then Chris from CA (1st-timer) on Gen-Z (BREAK)
(1:49:43) CALL: Back to Chris from CA on advice / love for Gen Z. Father or mother? He’s 21. Peace?
(1:55:04) Hassan: thoughts? Sry, wasn’t paying attention!
(1:57:29) CALL: Jay in FL, Q on relationships, thoughts, feelings, look at them. Older woman! Mama!
(2:12:00) HAKE NEWS…
(2:17:07) HOUR 3 … Thank you for the birthday wishes
(2:20:44) BACK TO CALL: Jay in FL, return to your father… get rid of older woman, don’t look for a woman. … Boredom is beautiful, it’s good.
(2:29:48) Bible Thumper Thursday! JLP annoys Hake with loud gospel singing
(2:31:05) CALL: Russ in Hampton, VA, atheist … SUPER CHATS: Happy B-day!
(2:48:44) Post-break announcements, SUPER CHATS, Sean leaving (2:52:43) JLP singing “Bring the boys home”
(3:01:25) CALLS…
(3:02:28) CALL: Jerry in GA on waters above / below, why the sky blue?
(3:05:43) CALL: Carlos in FL wants BOND in Miami, quotes Pulp Fiction bible passage, mentions lesbian aunt, divorcing mama
(3:08:54) Wayne in TX, what are we made of? Soul, body, spirit, and trinity…

HAKE NEWS, Hr 1 | Thu 5-23-24

Sunken treasure, 300yo warship off Colombia! // Trump FALSELY says Biden authorized FBI to shoot him! // Extreme weather! Tornadoes in Iowa! Lots of twisters! // Uvalde “families” sue and win money! // TikTok plans global layoffs (tech layoffs are par rn…?) //

*Sunken treasure from 300-yo warship off Colombia

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) Billions of dollars’ worth of sunken treasure has been found at a shipwreck site off the coast of Colombia, prompting an “unprecedented” underwater expedition. The 300-year-old warship on the seafloor has been declared a “protected archaeological area” as a legal battle ensues over who owns the artifacts.

**Trump: Biden authorized FBI to shoot me!

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) Former President Donald Trump is falsely claiming that President Joe Biden authorized the Department of Justice to have him assassinated when raiding his Mar-a-Lago estate in 2022 for classified documents. Followers of Trump received a campaign email this week addressed from “President Trump,” with the subject line: “They were authorized to shoot me!” The email appeared to reference a recently unsealed document outlining FBI procedures that included standard language about the “use of force” in searches. Separately, former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley announced Wednesday that she will vote for Trump in the November election after exiting the GOP race more than two months ago. Haley, during the bitter primary battle, called Trump “unhinged” and questioned the former president’s mental fitness, but the political calculation has changed for the former Trump rival.

*Extreme weather! Tornadoes in Iowa!

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) Destructive storms and tornadoes in Iowa this week have killed at least five people and injured dozens of others, according to officials. The tornado that struck Greenfield, Iowa, on Tuesday — about 50 miles southwest of Des Moines — is estimated to have been at least an EF3 and the deadliest of the year. Footage from the region shows homes and other structures were obliterated and communities were blanketed with debris. Tornado reports have skyrocketed well above average in recent weeks as the typically busiest period of severe weather season unfolds. More than 800 tornadoes have been reported in 2024, making it one of the most active years for twisters on record.

**Uvalde ‘families’ sue for paydays

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) Nineteen families of the students and teachers killed or injured during the 2022 shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, have reached a $2 million settlement with the city. The families also announced plans to file a lawsuit against 92 officers with the Texas Department of Public Safety, the school district and individual employees. The settlement and latest legal action comes days before the second anniversary of the shooting in which an 18-year-old stormed into the school, killed 19 children and two teachers and barricaded himself in a classroom. A total of 376 law enforcement officers rushed to the school to respond, but ultimately none of them breached the door to the classroom to confront the shooter for 77 minutes.

*TikTok plans global layoffs

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) The social media company is planning to lay off large swaths of its operations and marketing workforce, current employees told CNN.

HAKE NEWS, Hr 2 | Thu 5-23-24

Student “debt relief” // BuzzFeed stock goes up after Vivek invests // PGA crime drama // Diaper welfare from TN Medicaid // NOT READ: Wind stage collapse in Mexico // UK special election mess // Ticketmaster vs DOJ? //

*Student of evil getting “debt relief”

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) The Biden administration on Wednesday announced an additional $7.7 billion in student debt relief for around 160,000 Americans. “I will never stop working to cancel student debt — no matter how many times Republican elected officials try to stop us,” President Joe Biden said in a statement. Biden has faced blowback from conservative lawmakers who accuse the administration of transferring the burden to taxpayers and undermining the Supreme Court, which blocked the White House’s student loan forgiveness plan last year. Borrowers affected by the latest round of debt relief were approved through the administration’s SAVE Plan, other income-driven repayment programs or initiatives for qualifying public service workers.

*BuzzFeed stock soars after Vivek Ramaswamy acquires activist stake

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) BuzzFeed’s stock is rising after former Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy said he can help turn things around at the beleaguered media company.

*PGA Championship winner comments on Scottie Scheffler’s arrest

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) Xander Schauffele is weighing in on the headlines surrounding world No. 1 Scottie Scheffler, who was arrested on felony charges after reportedly trying to drive around the scene of a fatal crash near the tournament.

Fresh off winning his first major at the PGA Championship, American golfer Xander Schauffele told CNN that world No. 1 Scottie Scheffler was a good person and shouldn’t be facing criminal charges — after reportedly trying to drive around the scene of a fatal crash on Friday morning in Louisville, Kentucky – the site of the 2024 PGA Championship… was trying to get to the game, I guess… stopped by an officer wearing a full police uniform and a yellow reflective rain jacket.

“Subject refused to comply and accelerated forward, dragging Detective [Bryan] Gillis to the ground,” the report states, adding that Gillis was transported to hospital after suffering “pain, swelling, and abrasions to his left wrist and knee.” (SEAN AND JLP REPORTED ON THIS A COUPLE DAYS BACK)

… “a big misunderstanding of what I thought I was being asked to do.”

**Diaper welfare

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) some infants can use 12 diapers per day (UGH!), totaling up to $100 or more per month per baby, the National Diaper Bank Network says (JUST USE DY-DEE CLOTH DIAPERS, WASHABLE!). To help cover these costs, Tennessee’s Medicaid program announced that it will provide free diapers for covered children under the age of 2, making it the first state Medicaid program to do so. EVIL! COMMUNISM! WOLVES IN MAMA’S CLOTHING!

NOT READ:

*Wind causes stage collapse at Mexico election rally

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) Nine people were killed and more than 50 others were injured after a stage collapsed under heavy winds at a campaign rally in Mexico on Wednesday. Presidential candidate Jorge Álvarez Máynez said he was not hurt in the incident, which happened during his campaign event in the northeastern city of San Pedro Garza García. (GOD’S JUDGMENT? ACT OF GOD?)

*Blah blah blah UK goin down

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) QUOTE: “Now is the moment for Britain to choose its future.” — UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, announcing a surprise July election in a statement outside Downing Street on Wednesday. Current polling is dire for Sunak as his Conservative party faces an uphill struggle to extend their 14 years in power.

evil(?) Ticketmaster vs evil DOJ

(CNN or theSkimm Thu 5-23-24) The Justice Department and several states are expected to file a lawsuit against Live Nation as soon as today, citing alleged antitrust violations due to the market dominance of its Ticketmaster unit. A successful antitrust case could potentially lead to sweeping changes in the market for live events — an industry that came under intense scrutiny in 2022 after glitches at Ticketmaster blocked millions from purchasing tickets for Taylor Swift’s “Eras” tour. For many critics of the company, the Swift debacle revealed how a lack of competition has led to poor customer service, confusing pricing and expensive ticketing fees.

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**Of great Hake interest

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