News Hr 1:  China Virus surge  //  Prisoner swap: Americans freed from Russia!  //  Campaign funds: Trump vs Kamala  //  Killing of Ismail Haniyeh complicates "ceasefire" deal  //  

News Hr 2:  Pete Buttigieg swoops in over "family seating" fees on planes  //  Venezuela election  //  Britney memoir movie  //  Women's nat’l bball team won since 1992  //  

Why shouldn't men play in women's sports? | JLP Fri 8-2-24

JLP Fri 8-2-24  Express Yourself Friday! 

News Hr 1:  Self-driving Tesla fatality  //  Trump on Kamala's blackness  //  Iran vs Israel post-Hamas "assassination"  //  9/11 mastermind plea deal  //  

News Hr 2:  9/11 conspirators, Saudis, "torture"  //  Wildfires in CA, CO  //  Simone Biles all-around gold?  //  Coffee pricier due to cLiMaTe ChAnGe  //  

Have you ever told someone how the cow ate the cabbage? | JLP Thu 8-1-24

JLP Thu 8-1-24  Bible Thumper Thursday! Happy Men's History Month! 

News Hr 1:  Simone Biles gold at Olympics  //  Hamas leader killed in Iran (by Israel?)  //  Immigration and phony Kamala  //  Bird Flu and vaxx for farmers  //  

News Hr 2:  Social media "safety" bill passes Senate  //  Deli meat: Boars Head listeria outbreak  //  Triathlon goes forward despite polluted River Seine  //  "White Dudes for Harris" viral online call  //  

Bill Lockwood, Elon Musk, Kaká… Wh. History MEN! | JLP Wed 7-31-24

JLP Wed 7-31-24  Bill Lockwood! … Manhood Hour! 

News Hr 1:  Meteor showers  //  Secret Service  //  Olympics  //  Veepstakes, RME  //  

News Hr 2:  Biden-Harris vs Supreme Court, Trump  //  North Korea's Kim Jong Un naming 10-12yo daughter next leader?!  //  Princess Leia bikini auctioned $175K  //  Venezuela woman claims she won  //  

Dems don't REALLY want Kamala, and YOU don't know who you are! | JLP Tue 7-30-24

JLP Tue 7-30-24  Country & Western Tuesday! 

News Hr 1:  *LeBron and Simone Biles at Olympics  //  *Kamala vs Trump: Who will her VP be?  //  Wildfires: Park Fire in CA, Durkee Fire in OR  //  *Israel blames Hezbollah for rocket that killed kids. **US doctors' open letter to WH calling for "ceasefire"  //  

News Hr 2:  Aborsh law in Iowa  //  Venezuela election: Maduro vs opponents both claiming win  //  Marvel's Deadpool and Wolverine, rated R  //  Soda cans exploding on Southwest!  //  Sober bars across the country  //  Early dementia cases can be caught by Alzheimer's blood test  //  South Korean athletes mistakenly called North Koreans at Olympics  //  

Olympics: Christians should never respond to evil. | JLP Mon 7-29-24

JLP Mon 7-29-24  Female Monday! 

News Hr 1:  Obamas for Kamala  //  Prez debate?  //  Homeless MESS  //  Bibi meeting TRUMP  //  Wildfires in CA  //  

News Hr 2:  Paris Olympics  //  Cartel leaders arrested  //  SearchGPT  //  

JLP Show | JLP Fri 7-26-24

JLP Fri 7-26-24  Express Yourself Friday! 

News Hr 1:  *Kamala running mate?  //  *Biden Oval Office dropout address  //  *Netanyahu in USA!  //  *Trump rally shooting politics  //  

News Hr 2:  *Wildfire season!  //  *Typhoon Gaemi  //  *The Matrix is 25-years-old  //  *Southwest Airlines is getting rid of open seating  //  *China Virus at Paris Olympics?  //  NOT READ: *Chipotle burrito bowl portion size debate?  

What's Netanyahu doin' over there when we need him over here? | JLP Thu 7-25-24

JLP Thu 7-25-24  Bible Thumper Thursday! 

News Hr 1:  Biden speech today  //  *Secret Service Kim Cheatle resigned  //  Nepal small plane crash off runway  //  *Russian troops reportedly dying in Ukraine war  //  

News Hr 2:  *Climate change! Hottest day!  //  *Netanyahu in Congress: **Multiple protests!  //  *Hollywood “energized” by Kamala (pathetic!)  //  Snoop Olympic torchbearer  //  3K NK balloons to South Korea  //  **Bodycam: Crazy black gal called 911 got herself shot by cops, cop charged with murder!  //  

They want to keep you a slave to the crowd! | JLP Wed 7-24-24

JLP Wed 7-24-24  You could be free. Watch out for crime. Callers with anger, PTSD 

News Hr 1:  Economy strong? People weak!  //  Chinese retirement age going up too, if it makes you feel better!  //  Kamala Harris got her delegates?!  //  Secret Service gal grilled  //  Hundreds of flight cancellations continued!  //  Another crazy Southwest Airlines incident  //  

News Hr 2:  JLP sings…  //  Based Bibi Netanyahu in DC!  //  Olympics prep in Paris  //  

Dems are desperate for power. Don't assume any outcome! | JLP Tue 7-23-24

JLP Tue 7-23-24  

Hr 1  Kamala Harris is "unburdened." Dems against citizenship proof for voting! Calls: Country going down! Confrontational brief call.  //  

News Hr 1:  Trump security detail shortchanged by Secret Service?!  //  Major flight cancellations and Internet outages: Microsoft, CrowdStrike  //  Evan Gershkovich sentenced 16 year for spying in Russia  //  RIP Sheila Jackson Lee 

News Hr 2:  Other stuff…

The god below is the woman's god! | JLP Mon 7-22-24

JLP Mon 7-22-24  FEMALE MONDAY!

News Hr 1:  *Republican convention: Trump. Biden has China Virus, faces pressure to drop out  //  **Cyber outages ground flights!  //  Germany cutting back on Ukraine aid  //  **Olympics coming: Paris incidents: cops and security attacked!  //  

News Hr 2:  **Just Stop Oil sentenced in UK, to chagrin of "scientists"  //  *RIP Bob Newhart and **Lou Dobbs!  //  **Kissup National Parks: Blackwell School in Marfa, TX, for Mexican and "Mexican-American" kids  //  

'Diversity and Inclusion' are fake things from Hell! | JLP Fri 7-19-24

JLP Fri 7-19-24  Express Yourself Friday! 

News Hr 1:  Meteor  //  JD Vance last night (a bit dry)  //  Biden caught China Virus  //  Student loan leech bribery  //  

News Hr 2:  Gaza aid  //  Emmy nominations  //  Mirage is closed!  //  Chef gal died tubing in OR!  //  Aborsh bans in 14 states  //  NOT READ: Anthony Viggiano, 27, Goldman-Sachs analyst sentenced  //  

What is a 'personal relationship with God'? | JLP Thu 7-18-24

JLP Thu 7-18-24  

News Hr 1:  **World Emoji Day!  //  **Feds warn "retaliatory attacks"  //  *Biden targeting the Supreme Court  //  *NASA transmit a Missy Elliott song to Venus  //  

News Hr 2:  *Floods in IL, Asia  //   *Drake’s mansion flooded  //  **Elon Musk moving companies from CA to TX  //  **Copycat snacks with THC: Warning from FDA, FTC  //  

Human demons plant weeds, anger to choke your mind! | JLP Wed 7-17-24

JLP Wed 7-17-24  They want you angry! 

News Hr 1:  Assassination attempt conspiracy theories  //  RNC 2024 Milwaukee  //  Classified Documents case dismissed  //  Gender Misidentity kids in CA against parents  //  

News Hr 2:  Bird flu in CO  //  Whoopi mama ashes at Disneyland  //  Mama Kelce in Hallmark Xmas movie  //  Terrell Davis vs United stewardess  //  Gaza deaths  //  

An angry person is a desperate person | JLP Tue 7-16-24

JLP Tue 7-16-24  Trump/Vance 2024. Callers have problems. Another rally attendee calls! 

News Hr 1:  *Trump assassination attempt: God saved him? Biden Oval Office talk. RNC Milwaukee this week  //  *Power still out for 300,000 in TX a week after Beryl!  //  *Another strike on Gaza, 90 killed, Hamas leader targeted  //  

News Hr 2:  *Review of attempted assassination, aftermath, and security criticism  //  *RIP 90210 actress Shannon Doherty and soft fitness guy Richard Simmons, sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer (ugh)  //  **Postage stamps cost going up!  //  **Small businesses struggling!  //  **"300 mass shootings," nightclub in Birmingham  //  

Assassination attempt on Trump! | JLP Mon 7-15-24

JLP Mon 7-15-24  Experts and callers react, and talk about their personal lives!  

News Hr 1:  Biden's lil press conference  //  Economy "up"  //  Alec Baldwin trial  //  

News Hr 2:  **Immigration: Panama barbed wire, Colombia complains  //  **Auto dealer hacker ransom!  //  AT&T hack  //  Italian fake olive oil  //  Italian gal at Wimbledon  //  

I'm stayin', and you, you gonna love me! -Joe Biden | JLP Fri 7-12-24

JLP Fri 7-12-24  Express Yourself Friday! Biden stayin'! DEI airlines? Hassan's last day! 

News Hr 1:  *Costco membership rate hike  //  *Biden health test: Unscripted NATO news conference  //  *Power outages in southeast TX  //  Gaza City evacuation order by Israelis; US bombs to Israel  //  

News Hr 2:  **Alec Baldwin shooting trial  //  *NASA PR over Starliner issues  //  **Ellen done after Netflix special  //  **Olympics in Paris: Female mayor to swim in the polluted River Seine  //  

Religious people don't want out of their hell! | JLP Thu 7-11-24

JLP Thu 7-11-24  Bible Thumper Thursday! Caller MESS with marriage, parents, children 

News Hr 1:  *More airplane problems!  //  NATO summit blah blah  //  2024 race blah blah  //  *Beryl aftermath: No power, A/C  //  **Meta clampdown on “hate speech”: “Zionist”!  //  

News Hr 2:  **Invasion: Immigration, voting, imposing  //  **The Plague is back in CO!  //  *Gladiator II, rme  //  Gaza pier  //  *Dumb tattoo story  //  

It's a big old world! But blacks blame whites, and whites, Jews! | JLP Wed 7-10-24

JLP Wed 7-10-24  Both blacks and whites blaming others! Callers get walked on! 

News Hr 1:  AI for the disabled!  //  Beryl slamming America  //  Biden at NATO summit, uh oh  //  Ukraine propaganda  //  

News Hr 2:  *John Cena retiring from pro-wrestling?  //  **Low confidence in "higher education" — 36%!  //  **First Lady Dr. Jill on Joe Biden  //  *Airbnb hidden cameras!  //  *Mass tourism protests in Barcelona  //  

People are making animals weak for ego thrills! | JLP Tue 7-9-24

JLP Tue 7-9-24  Strong dog, weak dog. Mama love destroys! Holy sacrament drugs?! FE talk! 

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News Hr 1:  *Biden's staying! Or is he? Trump VP who?  //  *Hurricane Beryl put the power out in TX!  //  **Commies (Leftists) won in France? So much for the “Far Right”!  //  

News Hr 2:  **100 shot, 17 killed in Chicago, 4th of July weekend!  //  *129-degrees in Death Valley!  //  *Modi to Moscow, that’s fun!  //  *China Virus in the WH?  //  *Boeing pleads guilty to defrauding regulators (plea deal, DOJ bullying)  //  

When women are given too much liberty… | JLP Mon 7-8-24

JLP Mon 7-8-24  Female Monday! "Mom rage"! Amazing calls from the ladies!