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Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized? 

The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

  • (0:00:00) Start 

  • (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!) 

  • (0:03:58) Hey, guys! 

  • (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible 

  • (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWII "history" propaganda 

  • (0:21:27) ALLEN, MI: Perfidious Albion. Founders. Red Ronnie. Washington. 

  • (0:38:42) Super Rumble Rant: Happy Purim 

  • (0:47:26) Coffee: Shut down that gossip… 

  • (0:49:51) Coffee: Hank podcast cheating 

  • (0:54:39) Coffee: Haman's ears 

  • (0:58:00) Supers Lin Yen Chin 

  • (1:00:55) News: Chuck Schumer vs AOC 

  • (1:05:13) Birthright Citizenship 

  • (1:06:09) Plane fire! Engine shaking. Passengers on wing! 

  • (1:14:29) IRS downsizing; 2nd judge orders fired workers rehired 

  • (1:19:43) Dwyane Wade on cancer and feelings 

  • (1:32:46) Coffee: Engines 

  • (1:36:33) Bayer exec home set afire 

  • (1:42:44) American tourist picks up wild baby wombat in Australia 

  • (1:49:11) Jacky Cheung - 每天爱你多一些, I Love You More Day by Day 

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HAKE NOTES | Fri 3-14-25

 HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Fri 3-14-25) 

News Hr 1:  Storm strengthens over central US  //  *BASED Chuck Schumer agrees to GOP spending  //  *Trump asks Supreme Court to let him end birthright citizenship: Libs call it “fringe”  //  

News Hr 2:  *Plane caught fire! Passengers on a wing!  //  *Trade war: Necessary! 200% Alcohol tariff?   //  *IRS downsizing?  //  **Dwyane Wade kidney cancer!  //  *Bayer exec home set fire?  //  **American tourist running with baby wombat fled Australia!  //  

 theSkimm Fri 3-14-25:  *Hollywood turning more conservative?  //  … 


Tip: Philippe-Vincent Foisy | Le Journal de Montréal —  Adolf Hitler aussi voulait ce que Donald Trump appelle «la paix» | JDM — Adolf Hitler also wanted what Donald Trump calls "peace" 


 Mei Tian Ai Ni Duo Yi Xie by Jacky Cheung https://www.shazam.com/track/40481938?referrer=share 


DIDN’T COVER: DUDE: These women having everybody bend over backwards for ‘em 

theSkimm “Sports” Wed 3-12-25:  Paid maternity leave for tennis, from EVIL Saudi Arabia! 


DIDN’T COVER: BTW: Whose arms are bigger: Hake’s or Caitlin Clark’s? 

I mean she’s still just a girl / woman… My aunt has defined arms like that, and good for her, being fit. (I remember Kobe was all skinny his first season too.) Nobody remarks on men’s arms unless they’re minimum five times as big or extremely skinny, or fat and gross.