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Whose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25

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Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms. 

The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 AD 

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  • (0:00:00) Start

  • (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway 

  • (0:04:28) Hey, guys! 

  • (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon! 

  • (0:17:25) News… 

  • (0:17:56) Illegal deportation? 

  • (0:29:55) Chinese love Trump 

  • (0:43:01) Irish name pronunciations 

  • (0:51:22) Skype closing down, overseas callers! 

  • (0:55:10) Space is so real; 1971 fatalities; stranded astronauts coming home 

  • (1:11:20) Coffee: Different types of Indians in farm context? 

  • (1:13:12) Coffee: Roots, love for Jews, Christ 

  • (1:18:45) Coffee: St. Patrick's Day, four-leaf clover? 

  • (1:20:18) LYC revisited: Bruce Lee 

  • (1:22:05) UK libs against mummies, bc "colonialism" 

  • (1:28:29) Libs want Dems to stop Trump 

  • (1:31:09) Sleep deprived? Body clock, tips, anxiety, "sleep privilege," Bible 

  • (1:42:16) Saudi Arabia funds "maternity leave" for women's tennis players 

  • (1:45:11) Whose arms are bigger: Caitlin Clark or Hake's? 

  • (1:50:13) "Cumbia Sampuesana" - Aniceto Molina 

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HAKE NOTES | Mon 3-17-25

Cumbia Sampuesana by Aniceto Molina https://www.shazam.com/track/150596022?referrer=share

 HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Mon 3-17-25) 

News Hr 1:  **A white man won the LA Marathon!  //  *Storms: 39 people died!  //  *Russia-Ukraine working on a deal, per Trump  //  **Trump deported Venezuelans using wartime emergency powers, nice  //  

News Hr 2:  **Chinese nationalists happy Trump dismantled VOA and RFA  //  *They’re forcing Irish pronunciations down our throats (oh yeah, it’s St Patrick’s Day)  //  *Libs in UK don’t want mummies or human remains displayed at museums  //  *Polled libs want unpopular Dems to stop GOP-Trump  //  *Sleep tips: JLP say don’t make it too important  //  

 theSkimm Mon 3-17-25:  **Did Trump flout a court order deporting our alleged enemies?  //  TX vs online aborsh pills  //  

 Morning Brew Mon 3-17-25:  “Stranded astronauts” gonna come home?  //  Severe weather devastation  //  **Did Trump “ignore” federal judge order with righteous deportation?  //  


DUDE: These women having everybody bend over backwards for ‘em 

theSkimm “Sports” Wed 3-12-25:  Paid maternity leave for tennis, from EVIL Saudi Arabia! 


BTW: Whose arms are bigger: Hake’s or Caitlin Clark’s? 

I mean she’s still just a girl / woman… My aunt has defined arms like that, and good for her, being fit. (I remember Kobe was all skinny his first season too.) Nobody remarks on men’s arms unless they’re minimum five times as big or extremely skinny, or fat and gross.