Explain the Micromoon, Flat Earthers! | HAKE NEWS Mon. 2-6-23
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Hake News for The Jesse Lee Peterson Show, Monday, February 6, 2023 AD
End of Hour 1: Micromoon tonight: Faraway! // Huge earthquakes in the Turkey-Syria region kill perhaps thousands! // Sleepy Joe shot a missile at the Chinese Spy Balloon! // Grammys were a talented disgraceful bunch! //
End of Hour 2: Evil bipartisans ready to raise the debt ceiling // Koch brother (one of ‘em) allegedly wanna back an anti-Trump RINO for 2024 // Listeria in 400 food products in New England! And the South! // NOT READ: Don’t get TikTok scammed you do-gooder suckers! // NOT READ: Propose at Cracker Barrel for a chance to free food for a year! (Or just get a GUARANTEED discount by ordering Alpha Jerky from BigClubUSA.com, promo code JLP33) //
After JLP, The Hake Report
JLP Show Notes Mon. 2-6-23
JLP Hr 1
(We’re back on YouTube!) JLP has tea, etc., for his throat. Monologue: People thought you’re supposed to be angry, have fear. The message of forgiveness points to the journey back home. Preachers, etc., are working for Satan … JLP answers last week’s Biblical Question: There’s a secret place inside you that does not feel pain or heartache. Where is that place? The present, out of thoughts. New Biblical Question: Why do you take sides? //
Joe in MI (1st-timer) is recently saved (2020), wants to help his “bookworm” daughter (not into boys rn) — Where’s the proof you’ve been born again of God? He says he forgave his mother but didn’t mention she screwed up his life. … JLP helps him out through the bottom of the hour. //
6:45 Hassan reading Super Chats from Church…
JLP Hr 2
I think JLP plays a Sleepy Joe clip…? // Before 7:10 Jason in Buffalo, NY // Before 7:25 great call from Beverly from Montana and update on life since forgiving: One of her five children’s giving her a grandbaby finally, but the wife is Romanian so they’re moving to Italy, and she got “pissed!” She hates traveling. She’s sick and in traction right now. “What the heck?” Do not, do not, do not believe any thoughts about your condition; it’ll make you create another problem. Wait and see attitude. … //
Hassan reads super chats with Hake there. Make disciples? Flat earth? Nick (of Nickstream) helps pronounce “Caca” (sorry, kids!). A woman married a crocodile (story last week). // Eduardo from Chicago, IL (1st-timer) says girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend put his hands on her. They’re on a break, wants to tell her the “truth” to get her back (motivation is wrong; leave her alone; work on you). He forgave his mom, but it’s hard to look his dad in the eye.
JLP Hr 3
Caesar from CA? (maybe Cesar?) has a nice, brief call with JLP. // Keith in Baltimore, MD (1st-timer) questions the BQ. Do you take sides? “Everyone does.” He talks over Jesse and gets hung up on… // Will from MI is on speaker. Hold on! // James from TN takes sides (BQ) he says we choose to be evil as kids. He also tweeted Jesse a headline of an article written by a black woman with a stock image of a white kid bullying, when the story was a black kid punching a little white girl. (Hake explains after the caller hangs up.) // Will from MI says not all black men are like Jason from Buffalo. He calls him cringe. He takes sides (BQ) b/c his moral compass is north. He warns Eduardo (not Enrique) not to be a Captain Save-a-Ho (we dunno if she’s a ho)... // Tony in CA answers the BQ and feeds the poor. //
Elizabeth in CA is addicted to sugar! (Alpha Jerky commercial at bottom of hour) // Hassan and Hake do Super Chats, we talk more about the Firmament, whatever that is. // Elizabeth in CA continues. She’s not impacted too badly from the sugar yet that she knows. // David in VA (1st-timer) asks how to forgive a dead person… //
HAKE NEWS, Hr 1 Mon. 2-6-23
Micromoon tonight: Faraway! //
Huge earthquakes in the Turkey-Syria region kill perhaps thousands! //
Sleepy Joe shot a missile at the Chinese Spy Balloon! //
Grammys were a talented disgraceful bunch! //
EXPLAIN THE MICROMOON, FLAT EARTHERS!
(CNN Mon.) If you find yourself gazing at the sky tonight, you may notice the moon appears slightly smaller than normal. That's because you're looking at a micromoon, a term used to designate when the moon is at a quite distant location in orbit around Earth.
EARTHQUAAAAKES! (HUGE ones in Turkey-Syria!)
Quite big! Not THE Big One…I heard there’s supposed to be The Big One (a 10) in L.A. since I was a kid
(CNN Mon.) More than 1,500 (1700 per Fox) people were killed in Turkey and Syria today after a powerful 7.8 magnitude earthquake struck the region. It's the strongest earthquake the country has experienced in more than 100 years, according to the United States Geological Survey. Thousands of others were injured as buildings collapsed, sending residents running into the streets. The quake sent tremors across the two countries while residents were likely asleep and unprepared for the impact. Dozens of aftershocks have been recorded, including one that measured a 7.5 in magnitude, the USGS said. Search and rescue operations are underway as Turkey's disaster agency calls for assistance from the international community.
ALLEGED CHINESE SPY BALLOON
(CNN Mon.) The US military shot down a suspected Chinese spy balloon on Saturday after it drifted off the East Coast near the Carolinas, according to the Pentagon. New video shows the moment a missile fired by a US fighter jet hits the balloon and what appears to be surveillance equipment dropping into the Atlantic Ocean. President Joe Biden touted the mission as a success. China, on the other hand, expressed its "strong dissatisfaction and protest" against the decision, accusing the US of "overreacting" and "seriously violating international practice."
Meanwhile, another balloon spotted over Latin America belongs to China and was used for flight tests, Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Mao Ning said during a press briefing today.
BASED GRAMMYS (...NOT! ...OR IS IT?)
(CNN Mon.) The 2023 Grammy Awards were presented Sunday in Los Angeles to honor and celebrate some of the world's most talented musicians. The night was marked with historic milestones, vibrant performances and eye-catching red carpet looks (NOT IN A GOOD WAY). Among the highlights (OR LOWLIGHTS), Beyoncé (Z) became the artist with the most awards in the history of the Grammys with a record 32 wins.
Harry Styles took home the show's biggest prize, Album of the Year, for "Harry's House." (HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.) Bad Bunny (GROWN MAN CALLED BAD BUNNY) earned the Grammy's first album of the year nomination for a project completely in Spanish. Viola Davis also achieved EGOT status -- a coveted title for an artist who has won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and a Tony Award. The show also celebrated 50 years of hip-hop music with an epic tribute featuring performers that spanned decades.
HAKE NEWS, Hr 2 Mon. 2-6-23
Evil bipartisans ready to raise the debt ceiling //
Koch brother (one of ‘em) allegedly wanna back an anti-Trump RINO for 2024 //
Listeria in 400 food products in New England! And the South! //
NOT READ: Don’t get TikTok scammed you do-gooder suckers! //
NOT READ: Propose at Cracker Barrel for a chance to free food for a year! (Or just get a GUARANTEED discount by ordering Alpha Jerky from BigClubUSA.com, promo code JLP33) //
NATIONAL DEBT OUTTA CONTROL
(CNN Mon.) A Republican co-chair of the bipartisan House Problem Solvers Caucus said Sunday that GOP members are ready to break with their party leadership on some aspects of the debt ceiling negotiations, but they remain committed to attaching some spending cuts. "We can't have a clean debt ceiling increase," Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick told CNN, indicating that it is still a red line for moderate and swing-district Republicans. He would not specify what cuts he believes are necessary, instead arguing that the entire structure of the debt ceiling should be changed. Fitzpatrick's comments come after Biden and House Speaker Kevin McCarthy held talks at the White House last week to address the debt limit. McCarthy signaled optimism following the meeting that both he and Biden can reach consensus "long before" the US defaults.
ANTI-TRUMP RINO DONORS
(CNN Mon.) QUOTE: “To write a new chapter for our county, we need to turn the page on the past.” -- Emily Seidel, CEO of Americans for Prosperity Action, writing in a memo released Sunday that billionaire Charles Koch and his deep-pocketed network plan to back a single Republican candidate -- other than Donald Trump -- in the next presidential primary. Koch previously sat on the sidelines for the two most recent White House nomination fights but is now likely getting involved, setting off a scramble among GOP presidential contenders to win over Koch and his network of wealthy donors.
Meanwhile, a former Manhattan special assistant district attorney who investigated Trump said during a "60 Minutes" interview that there are "many bits and pieces of evidence" the district attorney could use to charge the former president.
WATCH OUT FOR LISTERIA
(CNN Mon.) 400: That's about how many food products, including sandwiches and fruit cups, have been recalled due to a possible Listeria contamination, the FDA announced Friday. All of the recalled items have a Fresh Creative Cuisine label and were sold last month in Connecticut, the District of Columbia, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, South Carolina and Virginia.
(Wikipedia) Listeriosis (rare bacterial disease) can cause serious illness in pregnant women, newborns, adults with weakened immune systems and the elderly, and may cause gastroenteritis (sometimes called “stomach flu,” maybe misnomer) in others severely infected. Listeriosis is a serious disease for humans; the overt form of the disease has a case-fatality rate of around 20%. The two main clinical manifestations are sepsis (blood poisoning) and meningitis (brain and spine inflammation, crazy).
NOT READ: A TikToker shared her cancer journey and raised thousands on GoFundMe. It was all a scam
(CNN Mon.) Police are investigating this 19-year-old content creator after she scammed nearly $40,000 from online donors.
NOT READ: Cracker Barrel offers couples a chance to win free food for a year
(CNN Mon.) But there's a big commitment involved: couples must get engaged at one of the chain's restaurants. As the saying goes … no risk it, no biscuit. I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A SAYING.
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